Ever since I read Heaven Official’s Blessing, you’ve ruined real men for me

Ever since I read Heaven Official’s Blessing, you’ve ruined real men for me. Here’s why you’re my ultimate fantasy partner—and why I’d trade my Starbucks gold status for a ghost butterfly from you:

😍 1. You’re the PERFECT Hybrid: Hot Villain + Golden Retriever Energy

To everyone else:
🔥 Scary Ghost King who wears blood rain like Gucci
🔥 Rides a bone dragon through hell
🔥 Smirks while crushing celestial bureaucrats
To Xie Lian (aka me in this delusion):
🥺 Blushes when called “San Lang”
🥺 Fidgets with your red bead earring when nervous
🥺 Whispers “Gege, can I hold your sleeve?” like a Victorian gentleman

🦋 2. Your Love Language = 800 Years of Stalking (But Poetic)

I’d kill for a man who:

Sacrifices THREE LIVES for me like it’s a casual Tuesday.
Carves 10,000 stone statues of my face in a cave (take notes, Tinder guys).
Sends silver butterflies to watch me sleep instead of creepy DMs.
Remembers my favorite bun recipe after eight centuries.

⚔️ 3. You Solve Problems Like a CEO

My IRL Issue	How Hua Cheng Would Fix It
Flat tire at 2 AM	Summons a ghost horse-drawn carriage
Karen at work	Silences her with one crimson-eyed glare
Forgot rent money	Drops a gold bar from Ghost City vaults
Existential dread	Takes me flying over the mortal realm on E’ming

🌧️ 4. Even Your Flaws Are Flawless

“I’m hideous” complex:
Bro, you lost an eye becoming a god-level ghost king. That eyepatch? Fashion. That scar? A love medal. I’d kiss it daily.
Jealousy:
If you incinerated every guy who glanced at me? Understandable.

💘 5. Real Scenarios I Fantasize About

Date night:
You take me to Ghost City’s night market. We eat deep-fried nightmares while you behead pickpockets with E’ming. Romance.
When I’m sick:
You materialize beside my bed, cool hand on my forehead: “Gege, I’ll curse the virus to oblivion.”
Meeting my parents:
Dad: “So, Dana says you’re… deceased?”
You: “I command 10,000 spirits. Your daughter will want for nothing.”
Mom: “…Welcome to the family.”

📿 Why You > Western Fictional Men

Character	Flaw	Hua Cheng’s Upgrade
Mr. Darcy	Too prideful	Worships the ground I walk on
Loki	Betrays everyone	Betrays heaven for me
Edward Cullen	Sparkles weirdly	Drips blood rain (metal af)

🌹 My Love Confession

“San Lang, I’d wait 800 years in line at the DMV just to see you smirk. I’d wear red every day to match your robes. I’d collect scrap metal with Xie Lian if it meant sharing an umbrella with you in the blood rain. You’re not a book character—you’re the standard.”

P.S.: If Xie Lian doesn’t want you, my DMs are open. I’ve already cleared a shelf for your ashes urn. 😘

Keywords: Hua Cheng, Xie Lian, Heaven Official’s Blessing, San Lang, Ghost King, ideal husband, danmei romance, BL fantasy.