History’s Strongest Shopkeeper - Chapter 53

[53. Chapter 53 “Chopstick Brothers”]

In a world, it is normal for there to be two or three people who are not related by blood but look very similar.

But it would be abnormal when all the residents of an apartment on the first floor look alike outside.

Everyone in the apartment would probably be dragged into the Abnormal Research Institute for research. Zeng Xiaoxian’s dream of becoming a star would be shattered, and he would spend the rest of his life in the laboratory.

“It looks a bit similar. It seems that I really have the potential to be a star, but it’s a pity that he is not as handsome as me.” Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and said happily, because with his face, he has become a star.

“Chen He is much younger and more handsome than you.” Hu Yifei on the side said, Zeng Xiaoxian in the love apartment is now almost 30 years old, while Chen He is only around 20.

The most important thing is that Zeng Xiaoxian has integrated obscenity into everything he says and does. Even when he is serious, he has a mean temperament that exudes, making people want to beat him up.

“Humph, he is just a little star with no reputation.” Zeng Xiaoxian said with some sadness and indignation, not without jealousy. Chen He’s name can be found on Baidu. As a well-known midnight radio host, he has a huge fan base of pickles. It’s really abominable that the man can’t be found online.

“Okay, Zeng Xiaoxian, please be quiet and tell me about your specialties. I will help you make a star plan based on your specialties.” Zhou Yang stopped him. Now he would like to finish Zeng Xiaoxian’s training plan first.

“My specialties, I have so many specialties.” Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy when he heard this. He took this opportunity to let the people in the apartment get to know his charm.

“My singing voice is just a little bit worse than Jacky Cheung, my acting skills are just a little bit worse than Chow Yun-fat, and my handsomeness, there is no one in the world who is more handsome than me.” Zeng Xiaoxian said with confidence.

“Okay, let’s go back and play our own things. Zeng Xiaoxian hasn’t woken up yet, so don’t disturb his sleep.” Hu Yifei stood up and was about to leave.

Several other people also looked contemptuous.

“Everyone, please don’t leave.” Zeng Xiaoxian shouted, “I’ll tell you one of my real strengths.”

Hu Yifei and the others stopped when they heard this and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with suspicion.

“I can stay in bed for a month without getting out of bed.” Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly. This was a miracle created by himself.

“Okay, Zeng Xiaoxian, can you sing?”

Zhou Yang didn’t let Zeng Xiaoxian play tricks anymore. He originally planned to let him broadcast at midnight, talking about reading notes on tomb robbers or ghosts blowing out lanterns, but the author wrote it in 2006, which gave him a slight headache.

“I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, and now I bring you a piece of Jacky Cheung’s Bingyu” Zeng Xiaoxian said with excitement, and after finishing speaking, he started singing directly.

“I thought if I sang with good intentions, you would always care more about me…”

“Shut up!” Hu Yifei said with a ferocious expression. Zeng Xiaoxian was a little overwhelmed and shut up in fear.

“Are we going to make a movie now?” Zhou Yang thought for a moment. First of all, regardless of the singing voice, Zeng Xiaoxian can span three people by singing one song. It is really speechless. He is not singing, but playing with other people’s lives.

But making movies is very troublesome, requiring a lot of time, manpower and material resources, as well as a broad network of contacts.

Although he can also expand his network through the system, the cost will far exceed the value paid by Zeng Xiaoxian, and he will be the first to make a loss.

“Ahem… Hu Yifei, in your opinion, what acting talent does Zeng Xiaoxian have?” Zhou Yang could only ask Hu Yifei, who is currently most familiar with Zeng Xiaoxian, to tell her.

“What kind of acting talent?” Hu Yifei said without hesitation, “Of course, it means telling jokes. He looks like a joke.”

Zeng Xiaoxian’s excited expression suddenly solidified, “Hu Yifei, I want to duel with you.”

“You. Are you sure you want to duel with me?” Hu Yifei clenched his hands tightly, making a sound of bones cracking, which made everyone else in the apartment change their colors.

Lu Ziqiao, who originally wanted to regard Hu Yifei as her prey, felt lucky for a while, and secretly said she was lucky. She never thought that this beautiful lady like a royal sister was a living violent maniac. With her small body, she still had to stay swimming among thousands of flowers, how could she die halfway? .

“Hey!”

Zhou Yang sighed deeply. He originally thought it was a simple transaction. With nearly ten years of cultural and entertainment experience far beyond this world, it was not an easy matter to win over Zeng Xiaoxian.

It’s a pity that everything is too late. It’s not that the enemy is too strong, but it’s a pity that the teammates are not in the same line.

“What should I do?” Zhou Yang couldn’t help but sigh.

“What’s wrong?” Zeng Xiaoxian asked nervously.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian with an expectant look on his face, Zhou Yang couldn’t bear to say, “There are so many ways to make you famous. I don’t even know which one to use. Let me think about it.”

“Let’s go, Xiao Nanguo, I Treat me.” Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his brows fiercely. No matter what he did, he could not hide his pride. He had too many strengths and was troublesome.

Others were naturally not polite and gave Zeng Xiaoxian a severe meal. However, Zeng Xiaoxian did not feel any heartache and even added a lot of delicious dishes.

Everyone had a big meal and sang at karaoke for a long time before returning to the love apartment.

After returning to the love apartment, Zhou Yang and Bulma went to bed. There was a big time difference between the two worlds. It was already midnight in Zhou Yang’s world.

The next morning, when Zhou Yang got up early in the morning, he found that Zeng Xiaoxian was actually in the hall. He was not acting, but actually holding a copy of An Actor’s Self-cultivation and watching seriously.

“Yes, there is progress.” Zhou Yang nodded slightly. Those who are willing to work hard must be given due respect. “I will give you the names and addresses of some actors in a while. Let’s go find these people and make a movie.” ”

Zhou Yang said, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian with an excited face. Zhou Yang returned to Wanjie Tower and downloaded some lists of stars who were not famous in 2009 but will become famous in the future, and downloaded a few scripts. Just returned to the love apartment.

Zhou Yang even shamefully included Chen He’s name. After discussing it with the people in the love apartment for a long time, the script was finally decided to be “Old Boy,” which happened to be Chopstick Brothers.

He originally planned to go with Zeng Xiaoxian to meet those future big stars, but he received a notice from Gao Yao.

The Eight-Nation Allied Forces are about to assemble!

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