My Master is a God - Chapter 11

[Chapter 11 Telephone Treatment]

“Where is Yang Yiyu? My relatives are here, come and treat me!” Liu Lingling destroyed her image of a goddess in Yang Yiyu’s mind as soon as she opened her mouth on the phone.

Yang Yiyu found that it was a mistake to know Liu Lingling, and he was in trouble all the time. If he didn’t have extraordinary abilities tonight, he would probably have to confess in the bar. The source of all this was because of the hero saving the beauty. After saving her, Liu Lingling provoked Yu Shaogang and Ning Wu, and even provoked the second generation like Ruan Wenhao…

In short, this beauty is a beauty.

Hearing her tone like calling a servant on the phone, Yang Yiyu laughed angrily and answered bluntly: “Your relatives are here, it’s none of my business, it’s not me, buddy has no time to care about you during the midnight snack.”

“Yang Yiyu, you are irresponsible, I… I’m going to tell instructor Ouyang that you molested me~” Liu Lingling suddenly said pitifully with a crying voice on the phone.

Yang Yiyun was instantly overwhelmed. It was not because of Liu Lingling’s threat, but because of the instructor Ouyang she mentioned.

The instructor Ouyang mentioned by Liu Lingling, whose full name is Ouyang Yuqing, is the instructor that Yang Yiyun respects the most. Because of his poor family background, Ouyang Yuqing helped Yang Yiyun openly and secretly when he was in trouble. In front of Ouyang Yuqing, Yang Yiyun felt the warmth he had never felt before. Later, he realized that it was a bit like the warmth of his mother. Although Ouyang Yuqing was only 28 years old, Yang Yiyun just felt this way.

Ouyang Yuqing has a very outstanding appearance and is recognized as a beautiful instructor.

Once, there were two bad guys who fantasized about Ouyang Yuqing in private. After being heard by Yang Yiyun, Yang Yiyun, who has always been low-key and taciturn, fought and beat the two bad guys who spoke dirty words to Ouyang Yuqing. Since then, everyone knows that Yang Yiyun respects and protects Ouyang Yuqing.

Liu Lingling’s words were equivalent to strangling Yang Yiyun’s neck.

After realizing what was going on, Yang Yiyu flew into a rage: “Liu Lingling, you are crazy~ When did I molest you? Don’t talk nonsense!”

Liu Lingling giggled on the phone: “You fucking saw my body naked yesterday morning, this is irresponsible, you say… If I tell Instructor Ouyang that you saw my body naked, will Instructor Ouyang believe you? Or me? Hehe~”

Yang Yiyu was speechless this time, and he gritted his teeth in anger. It is true that Liu Lingling had slept in his bed, and it is true that he had seen Liu Lingling’s body, but it was all accidental, not intentional! But

Yang Yiyu believed that if Liu Lingling really went to tell Instructor Ouyang about this, Instructor Ouyang would believe Liu Lingling.

Besides, Yang Yiyu cared a lot about Ouyang Yuqing’s opinion of him.

After thinking about it, Yang Yiyu was scared.

Gritting his teeth, he said: “Is there anyone next to you?”

“Hehe, Lin Huan and Xiaobei are both here.” Liu Lingling heard that Yang Yiyu was submissive and was very proud.

“Let Lin Huan answer the phone. I’ll ask her to massage your acupuncture points to relieve the pain. I’ll give you acupuncture tomorrow. I owe you.” Yang Yiyu had no tricks for Liu Lingling.

Then Lin Huan answered the phone. Yang Yiyu taught her how to massage Liu Lingling on the phone. Of course, it was to find the acupuncture points. Although the effect was not as good as Yang Yiyu’s personal visit, Lin Huan had no problem finding the acupuncture points on the human body. With Yang Yiyu’s guidance, she quickly mastered the trick.

Liu Lingling’s phone was on speakerphone. She, Lin Huan, Qian Xiaobei and a roommate in their dormitory were chatting on the phone.

It was mainly the four of them talking. Yang Yiyu instructed Lin Huan on the phone to help Liu Lingling massage the acupuncture points to relieve the pain. The others chattered on the phone.

Yang Yiyu heard Qian Xiaobei bragging to another roommate on the other end of the phone, saying that Yang Yiyu was simply a miracle doctor. He massaged her body a few times yesterday and the pain caused by her relative’s illness completely disappeared. She even fell asleep comfortably.

At this time, Yang Yiyun heard another voice saying, “Xiaobei, you won’t fall in love with him, haha~”

“I didn’t, you damn Shuhui~” Qian Xiaobei cursed on the phone, and a silver bell-like laughter came, and the whole dormitory was laughing.

Yang Yiyun heard their chat on the phone, and his face was full of black lines and sweat. He thought to himself, “Sure enough, girls can beat boys by a hundred streets when they make jokes~”

Unconsciously, Yang Yiyun was distracted. At this time, Lin Huan said on the phone: “Yang Yiyun, go on, what’s next after pressing the Baihui acupoint?”

Yang Yiyun reacted, secretly cursed Qian Xiaobei and her Shuhui, and hurriedly continued to talk to Lin Huan.

About five minutes later, Liu Lingling’s voice came on the phone.

Yang Yiyun was going crazy. It’s just pressing an acupoint, do you want to do this?

She seriously affected Yang Yiyun’s guidance of Lin Huan. He finally held back and yelled into the phone: “Liu Lingling, can I be more serious in treating the disease?”

“Hahaha…”

Qian Xiaobei and others laughed wildly on the phone.

“Fuck you, never mind~”

Hearing Qian Xiaobei’s teasing voice like a porcelain doll again, Yang Yiyun finally couldn’t stand it and hung up the phone directly. Anyway, Liu Lingling’s pain had been relieved and his mission was completed.

If he continued to listen, he was afraid that he would really lose control and get angry.

Yang Yiyun’s forehead was sweating. It was not because he was tired, but because he was scared by a few goblins. He had a clear understanding of girls, especially Liu Lingling’s gang. He secretly made up his mind to stay away from them in the future. It was too scary.

Liu Lingling’s voice echoed in his mind, and Yang Yiyun’s whole body was hot, as if he had run three kilometers.

He took a deep breath to calm himself down. When he turned around, he found that Jie Ba was looking at him with a red face.

Jie Ba’s face turned red at this moment. He looked at Yang Yiyu blankly and said, “Yun… Yunyun… Brother Yun, I didn’t expect… that you… you have… such a hobby. I’ve heard about it a long time ago. Now WeChat has… such a service. Coco… We can chat on the phone. Give… give me a WeChat account, I… I I I I… want to chat too!” Jie Ba looked expectant at this moment.

Yang Yiyun didn’t come back to his senses for a long time. When he reacted, he realized that Jie Ba had heard Liu Lingling’s voice on the phone just now and thought it was some people doing this kind of business on WeChat.

Then he looked at Jie Ba with a dark face, raised his hand and slapped him on the head, roaring: “Give it to your sister, buddy is treating people!”

“Hehe, Yunyun… Brother Yun, I… I understand, don’t want it, you keep it for yourself, but… but take care of your health.” Jie Ba looked like he knew everything.

Yang Yiyun: “…”

Simply don’t explain, the more you explain, the darker it gets, this kid is hopeless.

After that, the two started to eat skewers and drank a box of beer. It was mainly because Yang Yiyun drank a lot. He found that since his body was cleansed by his master, his alcohol tolerance has also increased. He used to drink three bottles of beer at most, but tonight, he drank eight bottles of beer alone, and he didn’t feel drunk at all.

After eating and drinking, the two went back. Yang Yiyun told Jie Ba not to work part-time during this period, keep the money on hand, and find a better unit first.

He also had the same idea. His grandmother was in poor health and his sister was still studying. They had always hoped that they could find a decent job.

So Yang Yiyun set himself a goal. During this period of time, he would study cultivation carefully and find a suitable unit.

After returning to the rented house, Yang Yiyun was not sleepy. He sat cross-legged on the bed and began to practice according to the “Qiankun Creation Gong” taught by his master in his mind.

The first step in cultivation is the Qi Refining Stage, which has a total of nine levels.

First of all, you must sense the existence of spiritual energy between heaven and earth, guide the spiritual energy into the body, and temper the meridians, blood and bones. The Qi Refining Stage is a process of tempering the meridians of the flesh. With each level of improvement, the body’s strength will increase greatly. When you reach the ninth level of the Qi Refining Stage, you will have a force of ten thousand pounds and can also perform some small spells.

Keeping the mind in mind, after calming down, Yang Yiyun carefully felt the surrounding space.

At first, he didn’t feel anything, and he was not impatient. After carefully recalling the cultivation method, he tried again, one after another, persevering…

Unknowingly, when the first ray of sunlight rose in the east, purple air came from the east.

Yang Yiyun suddenly felt a shock all over his body, and the next moment a smile appeared on his face, and he succeeded in sensing the Qi.

(End of this chapter)