My Master is a God - Chapter 23

[Chapter 23: Excessive excitement caused by beauty effects]

“Ah~”

Liu Lingling screamed in fear. Yang Yiyu threw himself on her. She didn’t expect Yang Yiyu to really dare to throw himself on her. She secretly complained in her heart: “I should have known not to tease men. What if she really… do I?”

She was panicked and scared. This joke was a bit too much. She wanted to push away Yang Yiyu who was pressing on her, but her weakness came back. How could she have the strength to push him away?

The heart in her chest was beating fast. Liu Lingling was completely helpless. She

could only yell: “Yang Yiyu, you bastard, let me go~”

“Hehe, but you let me come here yourself. Congratulations on successfully arousing the passion of my buddy. Get ready to be punished!” Yang Yiyu smiled wickedly and kissed Liu Lingling.

“Boom~”

Looking at Yang Yiyun’s kiss, Liu Lingling’s mind roared and fell into a blank. She didn’t know what to do. Feeling the unique breath of a man, Liu Lingling’s whole body became soft and hot, her face flushed, and she simply closed her eyes like accepting her fate.

But after a few seconds, she felt something was wrong. Why didn’t Yang Yiyun kiss her for a long time?

You bastard, just kiss me if you want to, why do you make me feel uneasy like this, it’s too damn tormenting~

Just when she was about to open her eyes, she heard a crisp sound in her ears, and then Liu Lingling made a whimper, her whole body trembled, and then her tense body relaxed in an instant.

“Pa~”

Yang Yiyun slapped her on the face.

“If you want to take advantage of me, there is no window. Everything I have is for my future wife. I am not a casual person. This slap is to punish you for teasing me, haha~” Yang Yiyun smiled evilly and sat back on the sofa.

In fact, just now, he really wanted to do it to Liu Lingling. This woman was too hateful. She challenged his bottom line again and again. If he didn’t teach her a lesson, she would not learn her lesson.

However, Yang Yiyun was not a casual playboy. He was very traditional in his bones. He just wanted to scare Liu Lingling. If he really wanted to do it, he would not be able to do it. So after taking advantage of Liu Lingling, he smiled and retreated.

Just now, it can be seen that Liu Lingling’s face was scared pale. Yang Yiyun could also see that this girl was a cannon train, but when she really did it, she would be like a frost-bitten eggplant – wilted!

Listening to Yang Yiyun’s smug smirk, Liu Lingling breathed a sigh of relief, but she felt a little lost in her heart. After

sitting up, looking at Yang Yiyun, she stared at him and said stubbornly: “I… I knew you were a gay friend. You didn’t dare to let a beautiful woman like me lie on your bed, hehe~” “Say

it again and see?” Yang Yiyun narrowed his eyes and looked at her.

“Uh~ Well, I’m going to the bathroom.” Liu Lingling was shocked by Yang Yiyu’s narrowed eyes. She didn’t dare to be stubborn this time, so she hurried away under the pretext of going to the bathroom.

Yang Yiyu couldn’t help laughing in his heart: “Little guy~ Isn’t it very bold?” Liu

Lingling pretended not to hear and quickly went into the bathroom.

A few minutes later, Liu Lingling came out of the bathroom and walked to the other side of the bed. She was scared by Yang Yiyu and decided to keep a close distance with him.

As she walked, she asked: “When can the medicine on Yang Yiyu’s face be washed off? It’s itchy~”

“Wait at least half an hour, itching proves that it’s effective.” Yang Yiyu rolled his eyes at her and said.

“Okay, I’ll wait a little longer!” Liu Lingling moved to the other side of the bed while speaking.

But as soon as she sat down, she screamed: “Ah~ What’s the fluffy thing under your bed?”

Liu Lingling jumped up as if she was sitting on a needle tip, ran to Yang Yiyu and hugged his arm.

Hanging on Liu Lingling’s arm, feeling her fragrance, Yang Yiyun was distracted and pushed her slightly, saying, “Don’t make a fuss, it’s my pet~”

“Squeak~”

Sure enough, it was the mink that had just crawled under the bed.

Liu Lingling looked at the culprit that had just crawled out from under the bed and scared her. It turned out to be a cute mink. Looking at its appearance, the shock just now disappeared in an instant, and her eyes glowed with love: “Wow~ What a cute pet~”

As she spoke, she took three or two steps towards the mink, pretending to hug it.

Yang Yiyun was shocked and was about to remind her not to touch it. Although the mink was human-like, it was a wild animal. Yang Yiyun had seen its sharp claws. If the mink scratched Liu Lingling’s face, it would be a disaster.

“Don’t touch…”

When Liu Lingling finished speaking, she had already hugged the mink in her arms.

What surprised Yang Yiyun was that Diao’er didn’t resist. She let Liu Lingling pick her up and enjoyed Liu Lingling’s touch on her fur.

“Yang Yiyun, where did you buy such a cute pet? It’s so cute. I want one too.” After saying that, she looked at Diao’er and said, “Oh, you don’t care. Look at how dirty it is. I’ll go wash it~”

After seeing Diao’er, Liu Lingling went into a soliloquy mode. Without asking Yang Yiyun and Diao’er if they were willing, she took Diao’er into the bathroom to give her a bath.

Yang Yiyun shook her head and ignored it. As long as Diao’er didn’t attack her, it would be fine.

After a while, Liu Lingling came out of the bathroom holding Diao’er. She had washed the dust off Diao’er’s body and dried her fur. At first glance, Diao’er’s golden fur was shining and very beautiful.

“Now you feel better, you smell so good. Why don’t you just follow me? Yang Yiyu, that bad guy, can’t take good care of you.” Liu Lingling hugged Diao’er and kissed her, then looked at Yang Yiyu and said, “Hey, Yang Yiyu, what’s the name of this Diao’er?”

“It hasn’t been named yet~” Yang Yiyu said casually.

“How about I give it a name if it doesn’t have a name?” Liu Lingling said.

Yang Yiyu said nonchalantly: “Whatever~”

Liu Lingling held Diao’er and thought for a while and said: “This Diao is cute and adorable. It smells good after taking a bath. How about calling it Xiangxiang? It’s a female anyway, so calling it Xiangxiang is appropriate!”

Yang Yiyu looked at her with a strange face: “Wow, Liu Lingling, how do you know it’s a female? Have you seen it? You are so filthy.”

“Yang Yiyu you…” Liu Lingling’s face turned red, and then she said: “I just saw it when I was bathing Xiangxiang just now. It’s not intentional.” At the end of her words, her voice became lower.

“Hahaha~” Seeing Liu Lingling blushing, Yang Yiyu laughed and said: “Okay, okay, I’m just kidding. Xiangxiang is Xiangxiang. This name is pretty nice.”

The two of them decided on a name for Diao’er – Xiangxiang.

It was almost half an hour later. Yang Yiyu said with anticipation, “Go to the bathroom and wash off the ointment on your face to see the effect.”

Hearing Yang Yiyu’s words, Liu Lingling quickly put Xiangxiangfan on the bed and said, “Yes, yes, I almost forgot that the pimples on my face are a big deal.”

As she spoke, she ran into the bathroom. She was very concerned about the pimples on her face.

Yang Yiyu also wanted to see how effective the fake “Rejuvenation Pill” he had refined was. He followed and stood at the door of the bathroom, watching Liu Lingling impatiently wash off the ointment on her face.

At this moment, the first thing Yang saw was Liu Lingling’s good figure bending down~

The sound of water gurgling sounded.

The next moment, a scream came out of Liu Lingling’s mouth: “Ah~”

The sound of piercing the eardrum woke Yang Yiyu up, and he quickly turned his eyes away from Liu Lingling’s good figure. He

looked at Liu Lingling’s face at first glance, and then Yang Yiyu laughed.

The effect of the “Rejuvenation Pill” exceeded his expectations. When Yang Yiyu saw Liu Lingling’s face, he knew that the fake “Rejuvenation Pill” he had refined had an amazing beauty effect.

Liu Lingling was even more excited. She stared at herself in the mirror, a little bit unable to believe her eyes. The pimples on her face disappeared completely, without even a trace left. Moreover, when she washed her face just now, her skin felt much more delicate than usual, white and rosy, and had a feeling of being fragile.

Liu Lingling knew that this was not the case before, but now she had to feel it and have elasticity.

The pimples that had troubled him for many days disappeared, and her confidence returned. The beautiful Liu Lingling could return to youth.

Miss Liu was so happy at this moment, she knew that all this was due to Yang Yiyu.

The joy of the pimples disappearing made her scream excitedly, and she rushed directly to Yang Yiyu, walked over and kissed him on the face.

“Hahaha, Yang Yiyun, I love you so much. The annoying Doudou who tortured me for several days and made me sleep poorly is gone. You are so great, hehe~” Liu Lingling hugged Yang Yiyun and was very excited.

But Yang blushed. This was the second time he was kissed by a girl.

He suddenly remembered Zhao Nan, the goddess who saved him from drowning when he got the Qiankun Pot in the park. Although Zhao Nan gave him artificial respiration that time, she also took away his first kiss.

Thinking of Zhao Nan who saved him, Yang Yiyun’s mind was full of her appearance, lingering!

Maybe it was because of the first time she took away his first kiss.

At this time, Liu Lingling, who hugged Yang Yiyun and kissed him excitedly, suddenly came to her senses. It seemed that… she was a little too excited. Why did she get hung on Yang Yiyun, this bastard?

More importantly, it seemed that she gave her first kiss to this bastard in excitement just now?

Oh my God, Liu Lingling, what did you do?

Although it was just a light kiss to Yang Yiyu, the bastard, it was her first kiss that she had kept for 21 years!

Liu Lingling wailed in her heart, and quickly let go of Yang Yiyu, and stood there in a daze, with a complicated feeling in her heart.

Yang Yiyu saw the complicated look in Liu Lingling’s eyes, and couldn’t help asking: “Hey, Miss Liu, you kissed me, and I was at a disadvantage, but why do you look like you were at a big disadvantage? What are you daydreaming about!”

After saying that, Yang Yiyu didn’t expect Liu Lingling to suddenly say something that almost made him vomit blood. He was petrified on the spot, with a black line on his face.

(End of this chapter)