My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 1

[Chapter 1: Talk too much, knock me out]

It’s fifteen years in Da’an and it’s a scorching summer.

A carriage was running on the winding road on the side of the mountain stream.

On both sides of the mountain road, the vegetation is prosperous and lush.

The forest is deep, the water is shallow, the insects are chirping and the birds are chirping, and I feel peaceful and quiet.

A handsome young man wearing a brocade robe was sitting in the carriage, opening the curtains and sticking his head out.

He was not in the mood to appreciate the 5A-level scenery like a landscape painting. Instead, he hung out his tongue and fell asleep, like a dead dog.

But he was mumbling, and you could vaguely hear things like “I can travel through time even after taking a shower”, “I studied Chinese in seven years in vain”, “I was an orphan before I passed through the world, and I am still an orphan when I land”, “I have been chasing after nine years” Such words as “the son-in-law died first”.

A look of despair.

Jing Zhe traveled through time five days ago and was in the car for four and a half days. During this time, he had finished reading the memory of this body.

This is an imaginary era, and the land beneath our feet is called Anguo.

His father, Jing Wenmao, was an official in the capital Jingzhou when he was young. Later, he offended his colleagues in the court and was demoted to Pengzhou, a small border town. After taking office, he remained upright and honest, and had a good reputation among the people.

Mr. and Mrs. Jing were good to others in Pengzhou and lived a good life.

Unfortunately, they had already died of illness when Jing Zhe traveled through time.

The original owner of the body just finished observing filial piety, so he set off to Jingzhou to prepare for the examination to obtain merit, which was regarded as fulfilling Jing Wenmao’s last wish.

It’s just that this carriage is too slow. I don’t know when it will arrive in Jingzhou.

Bored, Jing Zhe put his head back in the car, lay down on his back, and started today’s salty fish mode.

…

“Neighing sound~”

Following a horse’s cry, the car stopped.

“Are we here?”

Jing Zhe was resurrected with full blood and instantly became energetic.

When I jumped out of the car, I realized that the valley was still empty and quiet. There was no sign of Jingzhou at all.

His eyelids drooped again.

“Sir, it’s a long way to Jingzhou! It’s still a few miles away from the boundary of Yongzhou!”

The coachman came over and said with a simple smile.

“Not there? You haven’t arrived yet. How long did you stop? What?”

“Sir, Mang Mountain is ahead.”

The coachman pointed to the steep and dangerous peak in front, “Young Master also knows that Mang Mountain has a good reputation for bandits. We are passing by here, Master.” It’s best to change into something plainer.”

Jing Zhe probably guessed what he meant. Anyone who saw him would think he was a rich man. Who else could the bandits rob?

But there was no fear on his face, and he asked instead: “Don’t they all say that this Mangshan bandit usually acts chivalrous and righteous, and only robs corrupt officials and wealthy businessmen? What are we ordinary people afraid of?”

The coachman nodded, thinking about me They are ordinary people, you are not.

“The sun is scorching hot, and bandits may not be so dedicated. Even if we do encounter them, it’s not a big deal to pay them for their hard work. Speaking of which, I would like to see the bandits with my own eyes!” Anyone

else want to see bandits?

Be sick!

The coachman glanced sideways at Jing Zhe, thinking that the good man Jing had given birth to a stupid son, right? Why don’t you go to Jingzhou to take the exam?

He stopped answering and just said haha.

Anyway, if I want to rob you, I will rob you.

I, the common people, are not afraid!

Then he got in the car and continued on his way.

…

When people are unlucky, their farts can fly.

After driving for half an hour, Jing Zhe felt his body sway, the carriage stopped again, and the driver’s slightly crying voice came from outside.

“Young Master, you are a mountain bandit!”

Jing Zhe opened the curtains and looked. A dozen men in black were riding towards them on tall horses.

Damn it!

Has this mouth been opened?

Bandits are bandits after all. No matter how good their reputation is, they are still reckless men who block roads and steal wealth.

You can joke about it, but you still feel guilty if you really encounter it.

Jing Zhe didn’t dare to ask for help, so he quickly got off the car and stood side by side with the driver with their hands behind their backs, like a little loser waiting for a lecture from his boss.

One of them, a burly man in black who looked a bit naive, rode up to them, looked around the two of them, and said with disgust: “The leader of the village is just a young man, not the one we want to wait for!”

“In that case, let’s go. “Okay.”

The person who spoke was a woman. When Jing Zhe looked over, she had already turned her head and saw only her graceful figure wrapped in a black outfit.

“Well, let’s go then.”

The silly man repeated her words, turned around and left.

Seeing this, Jing Zhe patted the frightened coachman on the shoulder with some pride, “What did I say?”

The coachman wiped the sweat on his forehead, not sure whether it was from heat or fear, and smiled, “It’s Xiao You are too worried! The heroes of Mangshan are usually heroic, so why would they embarrass the good man Jing? “

“Haha…”

This flattery was not very high-level, but Jing Zhe found it very useful.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the female village leader who had walked a few steps away actually stopped and turned back.

Riding on the horse, a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes stared down at Jing Zhe, “Are you Queen Jing Dashanren?”

“Ang…”

Jing Zhe nodded numbly.

“Your name is Jing Zhe?”

“Uh… yes…”

Jing Zhe was a little confused. His father was just famous. How come the bandits even knew his name?

After hearing this, the female village leader looked at it carefully and tapped her chin, as if she believed what he said.

“Where are you going?”

“Jingzhou.”

Jing Zhe felt relieved when he felt that the female village leader had no ill intentions.

“Your home is in Pengzhou. Just stay there. Why are you going to Jingzhou?”

“…”

The tone was strong, not like a question, but a question.

Jing Zhe was speechless. His home was Pengzhou, so he had to stay there forever? How does the population move? How does culture spread?

What a logical teacher!

“I went to Jingzhou to obtain fame.”

“Your family background is not bad, and your life in Pengzhou is much more comfortable than that of Xunchangren. What is the purpose of obtaining fame?”

“A good man has his ambitions in all directions. To obtain fame, he naturally has to serve the imperial court. !”

He responded calmly, but in his heart he was complaining: What should I do to you?

Bah, you have no bird!

“Haha.”

After hearing this, the female village leader sneered, “What a good one to get fame, and a good one to serve the court! Here comes someone -“

Then she saw her waving her hand behind her, “Tie him back!”

“Yes, tie him back. !”

The stupid man came back again and immediately surrounded him.

Jing Zhe was confused and felt something was wrong!

These bandits had nothing to do with the imperial court. He even said in a nonchalant way that he “worked for the imperial court.” If they didn’t deal with him, who would they deal with?

Immediately shouted: “I was wrong, Heroine! From now on I won’t serve the imperial court even if I die, why don’t I just go to Jingzhou to have

fun?” “Brother, don’t tie me up, can I give you some money for your hard work?”

“I shoulder If you can’t pick it up, it’s useless to go up the mountain. “

” Damn it! Just kidnap someone, where are you going to take it? “

“…”

Jing Zhe was hysterical, but he couldn’t change the fate of being kidnapped. , the female village leader didn’t forget to turn around and add something.

“You talk too much, knock me out.”

“…”

Then, the silly man stepped forward, his casserole-sized fists rising into the air.

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Newbie, new book, doesn’t know the rules.

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(End of this chapter)