My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 104

[Chapter 104 Mythical Stories and the Animal World]

Among the five of them, only Liu Jinghong was riding a horse. Jing Zhe, Su Mochen and Guizhi were sitting in a carriage, and Hanhan naturally acted as the driver.

Mang Mountain is very far away from Jingzhou. If you drive quickly by horseback and travel day and night, you can get there in about three or four days. However, if you walk slowly in a carriage like them, it will take ten and a half months to reach it.

At the beginning, everyone was still fresh and looking at the scenery along the way with great interest.

But after two days, the behavior of several people was the same as when Jing Zhe first crossed over, wilting like dead dogs.

Seeing that a few people were not very interested, Jing Zhe thought for a moment and suggested, “How about I tell you a story about a monkey?”

“Monkey?”

Guizhi shrugged, “What’s so good about that?”

There is a special game garden behind the Royal Palace Garden, and there are monkeys in it. Guizhi has seen it many times, and has long been used to it. What can monkeys say?

Jing Zhe ignored her and slowly said: “There is a country overseas, called Aolai Country. The country is close to the sea, and there is a mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain…”

After all, they are a group of rustics who have never seen the world. How can they resist it? The successive bombings of “Seventy-two Changes”, “Ruyi Golden Cudgel” and “A Somersault Thousands of Miles”?

Su Mochen and Guizhi were still sleepy when they first listened to the story, but not long after the story started, they sat up straight, their ears pricked up, and their eyes were full of desire and curiosity.

Especially Hanhan who was sitting outside driving the carriage. In order to hear clearly, he deliberately lifted the cloth and leaned in to listen.

When he heard that the monkey-headed man was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, he gritted his teeth and wished he could immediately turn into monkey hair, follow the monkeys to the sky and the earth, and turn the Heavenly Palace upside down!

Even Liu Jinghong slowed down and stayed close to the carriage, listening very carefully!

Jing Zhe’s tone was relaxed and he said slowly: “The Jade Emperor lay under the table and shouted loudly – Go to the West to invite the Tathagata Buddha!”

The story stopped abruptly at this point.

Su Mochen and Guizhi stared at Jing Zhe with big eyes and small eyes. They didn’t know why, and Hanhan couldn’t hold back his anger: “Young village master, what kind of Buddha is Tathagata Buddha? What do you want him to do? Is he very powerful? Is that possible? How could he still beat the Monkey King? “

What the hell are you talking about?”

Just when Jing Zhe was about to scold him, the curtain on the car window was opened. Liu Jinghong leaned his face over and said anxiously: “Yes, what are you asking Tathagata to do? What happened next?”

“…”

Seeing that the audience’s mood was so urgent and direct, Jing Zhe knew that he had broken the chapter just right and received good feedback.

In his previous life, he had read too many novels, and was often tortured to death by the fragments of chapters written by the dog author. He could not get the address when sending the razor blade, and every time he could only dream about catching the dog author and locking him in a small dark room. It will never be released until the ending is written.

It is said that a good doctor becomes a good doctor after a long illness, and he has been persecuted for many years. Now he has fully understood the essence of the chapter and put it into action.

“The storyteller still needs a drink of water. I’ve been talking for a long time and can’t take a break?”

Everyone was silent, and Liu Jinghong jumped off the horse.

“You go and ride a horse, I’ll drive the car!”

“…”

Hanhan still wanted to hear how the monkey got the Explosive Hammer Tathagata, so naturally he was reluctant, but considering that the person talking to him was the village leader’s sister and the young village master. His sister General Jinghong, regardless of his status or skill, he has no strength to fight, so he can only get off the horse and ride.

Jing Zhe, on the other hand, lay down in the car and stretched out his hands lazily, like an old man.

“Have you rested? Come on, talk quickly!”

After a short break, several people urged.

“Ahem – where did you just talk?”

Jing Zhe sat up and asked, squeezing his arms.

“Go to the West to invite Tathagata Buddha!”

Hanhan, who was lying on the car window, shouted impatiently. Just now he had turned into a monkey head in his mind and fought with Tathagata Buddha for 300 rounds. Even so, it was not enough.

“That’s it – it doesn’t mean anything. How about I tell you a story about pigs?”

“No! Just listen to the monkey!”

Everyone stared at Jing Zhe with eyes that were about to spit out fire. If they weren’t so scrupulous, only He knows the story of the monkeys, and they don’t mind coming up to beat him to death – never underestimate the amazing fighting power of a reader when encountering a broken dog!

“Hey, my back is sore now, what should I say?”

Jing Zhe glanced at the three women in the carriage and thought to himself, you are a bunch of free prostitutes, and you ask for a lot, how can you tolerate this?

Su Mochen and Liu Jinghong looked at each other and understood immediately.

There were two people beside Jing Zhe instantly. One was beating his legs and the other was rubbing his shoulders. They were so happy.

Shaking his head, he spoke loudly.

…

“How is that possible!”

“He is the Monkey King who can change seventy-two times. How can he be suppressed by a mountain?”

“The Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be big or small. Can’t it just be made bigger and open up the top of the mountain?” “

After hearing that the monkey was pinned down at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, Hanhan, who once fantasized about the Monkey Boomer Tathagata, was quite dissatisfied. He finally broke out and started shouting through a thin car curtain.

Jing Zhe opened the car curtain, glanced at him, and said calmly: “Do you still want to hear it?”

Hanhan suppressed his flushed face and stopped talking.

The following story tells the life story of Tang Sanzang. When Chen Guangrui, the top student in high school, returned to his hometown, his wife was spotted by a boatman. The boatman and his gang killed Chen Guangrui on the river and took possession of his wife. At that time, his wife was already pregnant with his flesh and blood. .

So when Chen’s wife gave birth to a baby, in order to preserve some of Chen’s blood, she put the baby in a bamboo basket and sent it to the river to float away. This baby became Tang Monk later.

When he heard that the subsequent stories were all about monks, Hanhan exploded again. Although the story was also exciting, he wanted to hear about monkeys!

You just left that monkey at the foot of the mountain and ignored it?

Is it water or not?

Are you irresponsible?

Jing Zhe was also angry.

Damn it, does labor tell the story or do you tell the story? Be careful, if the boss is not happy, he will take away the monkey’s magic power and send him back to the monkey group. The mythical story will turn into the animal world in minutes!

“If you don’t listen, then I won’t tell you?”

Although the three women in the car also liked the story of monkeys, the short stories close to daily life moved them more. When they heard that Chen Guangrui was killed, his wife gave birth to a child but could not have it. At this time, everyone was crying.

Then he scolded Hanhan and asked Jingzhe to continue speaking.

Poor Hanhan dared not speak out because Jing Zhe had promised that if he talked nonsense again, he would let the monkey be trapped under the mountain for a thousand or ten thousand years!

Wow, poor monkey, poor Hanhan!

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(End of this chapter)