My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 107
[Chapter 107 But I’m Afraid]
With the idea of escape, Jing Zhe began to make plans in his mind.
I thought about it while telling the story, and soon I had an idea.
He opened the car curtain and looked outside. At this time, he came to a wild forest. There were lush green trees on both sides of the road. As far as he could see, there was a bulging hill behind the forest.
Jing Zhe held his stomach and said, “Hey, I want to get off the car for a while – Hanhan, let’s go together?”
Hanhan waved his hand: “I’m not going.”
“…”
Jingzhe was speechless when meeting such a pig teammate. To right.
Only at this time can I think of Fat Ball’s goodness. If it were him, he would definitely understand what he meant, right?
Hanhan was curious and said: “Young village leader, I remember that we had a convenience meeting half an hour ago? Why are we going now?”
While speaking, he glanced at Jing Zhe’s third route.
“…”
Jing Zhe said angrily: Are you questioning my kidney ability?
“Young village master, if you want to go, go quickly!”
Seeing that Jing Zheguang couldn’t speak, Hanhan urged.
Staring at him, Jing Zhe said angrily: “Now that I don’t feel anything anymore, why don’t I want to go?”
“Okay, of course!”
Hanhan was overjoyed: “Then tell us quickly, Tang Sanzang was captured by the White Bone Demon What happened after you stayed? Did Zhu Bajie invite Sun Wukong back when he went to Huaguo Mountain?”
Jing Zhe glanced at him and said bitterly: “Of course not! Sanzang was so big that it couldn’t be stewed in an iron pot, so I found two barbecue grills and ate it for three days. “
Hanhan: T^T
Guizhi: ⊙﹏⊙Su
Mochen: -_-| |
After a long while, Hanhan asked: “Young village leader, this…isn’t this not right?”
“What’s wrong?”
Jing Zhe glanced at him proudly, thinking that he would make you laugh!
“Sun Wukong went home and married a female monkey. He was in the bridal chamber. How could he have time to talk to Tang Monk? Isn’t it normal for him to be eaten?”
“But…but…”
Hanhan couldn’t explain why, but he always felt something was wrong.
Seeing the embarrassment of the six-foot tall man who was about to cry, Su Mochen was also a little confused about whether to laugh or cry. He pulled Jing Zhe and said, “Stop teasing him and tell the story!”
“Okay.”
Then he started telling the story according to the normal process .
, Hanhan finally laughed when he heard that Sun Wukong came from Huaguo Mountain to save people.
Halfway through the conversation, Jing Zhe cleared his throat and asked Guizhi, “Is there any water?”
Thinking that he was thirsty, Guizhi hurriedly handed over the water, and Jing Zhe motioned for her to hand it over to Hanhan.
Hanhan scratched his head: “Young village master, I’m not thirsty!”
“You are thirsty!”
“I’m really not thirsty?”
“Not thirsty? Believe it or not, the White Bone Demon even roasted the monkey. Tang Monk would have to die before he could reach the West. The ending? “
“…”
Surrendering to Jing Zhe’s lust, Hanhan began to drink water.
Jing Zhe was very pleased to see the large bucket of water reaching the bottom in a short while.
…
The effect of drinking water is still very obvious.
After about an hour, Hanhan held his stomach and said, “Young village leader, I want to go for convenience.”
“Convenience? I’m on my way, it’s very inconvenient!”
Jing Zhe said with a bad smile, “Besides, it’s convenient for us. How long, why are you going again?”
Hanhan didn’t understand, and said painfully: “I drank too much water, I really can’t do it!”
Jing Zhe stopped teasing him and said hello to Su Mochen in a hurry. , took the baggage and prepared to go out.
Hanhan did not forget to ask: “Young village master, it’s convenient to go out, why are you carrying this baggage?”
Jing Zhe wanted to kick him, but seeing Su Mochen’s questioning look, he patiently explained:
“Stomach When you feel uncomfortable, don’t bet that it’s a fart, otherwise you will lose miserably!”
Su Mochen’s face turned red, Hanhan thought this was reasonable, nodded thoughtfully, and took it with him at the same time! Bring your own baggage, just in case, and have something to wipe your behind with.
Only Guizhi, who was naive and simple, waited until they got off the carriage and asked curiously: “Your Highness, what did Mr. Jing just say?”
Su Mochen didn’t answer, always feeling something was wrong, but others said he was going It’s convenient, but it’s hard for her to follow.
Lifting the car curtains and looking outside, I saw Jing Zhe and Hanhan walking into the woods and over the hill…
Opening
the gate to release the water always makes people feel good.
Hanhan shook his head and pulled up his pants to go back, when he saw that Jing Zhe had found a shady place to sit down.
“Young village leader, why are you still sitting down? Aren’t you going back?”
“I’m not going back.”
Jing Zhe glanced at him and said calmly.
I was still comforting myself in my heart, don’t get angry with a fool.
“Why don’t you go back? Isn’t Her Highness the Princess still waiting for us?”
“I didn’t hear her say that she wants to take us into the palace. Aren’t you afraid?”
Hanhan thought about it seriously, then shook his head: “Not afraid!”
“… …”
Jing Zhe said patiently: “Think about it, after all, our identity is still a bandit, so where is the palace? If our identity is exposed, we can’t escape even if we want to! Prince Consort, it will be difficult for you to leave the palace in the future. Aren’t you afraid?”
“I’m not afraid, because it’s impossible for Her Royal Highness to choose me as Prince Consort,”
Hanhan analyzed very wittily.
“But I’m afraid!”
“…”
Hanhan opened his mouth, and it took him a while to understand.
Su Mochen had been flirting with the young village master before she revealed her identity as a princess. If she entered the palace, she might turn the young village master into a consort.
As the young village master’s follower, the young village master could not leave the palace, and neither could he. Thinking of this, he began to be afraid.
I found a place next to him and sat down too.
Seeing this, Jing Zhe nodded, quite satisfied.
“Young village leader, let’s just sit here. What if they come looking for us? Why don’t we walk to the back?”
Hanhan reminded.
“No need.”
They had already walked some distance from where they got off the bus. Jing Zhe was too lazy to walk any further. The Sui general wanted to stop them from getting on the bus. He was afraid that they would be seen gossiping after entering the city. If When I heard that they had escaped, I was too happy. Where could I find them?
They were ordered to go out of the city to take Su Mochen back to the palace. They must be in a hurry, and they would not waste time looking for unimportant people like them. Based on the above analysis, they are safe here.
Just wait here for a while.
After about half an hour, Jing Zhe stood up and clapped his hands.
“It’s almost time to leave. Let’s go back and have a look.”
“Young village leader, I thought of a question. What if they drove the carriage away when they left?”
“…”
This sentence was like a bolt from the blue, Jing Zhe After being stunned for a moment, he muttered: “Should…not be so cruel, right?” They had already traveled by car for six days, and it would take almost four or five days to reach Jingzhou. If there was no carriage…
Jing Zhe did not dare to go any further
.
I thought, quickly cross the hill and run to the place where I got off the car…
——Thank
you for the 100 starting coins, I am so handsome. I have to say that this ID is a true portrayal of Chonglou. In normal life, I As long as I have been troubled by this problem, you cannot understand my pain. Then I would like to thank the boss with lemons and vinegar for the 500 starting coins. This boss should have just changed his name. Yesterday it was still a string of numbers, but this name is sour enough, just like Su Mochen. Thanks to Mr. Qingxianzhidao Yuxian for the 200 starting coin reward. This is also an old friend, Kuonai! Finally, I would like to thank Mr. Yuan Yan and Fu Ruomeng for giving rewards for six consecutive days. Regarding this, Chonglou just wants to say, don’t… stop!
(End of chapter)
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