My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 111

[Chapter 111 Don’t BB if you don’t have money!]

After staying in the room for a while, Jing Zhe and Hanhan came out.

The courtyard was quiet and deserted.

The two of them walked around to the back of the hall in the direction they came from, and looked in through the paper window opened in one corner.

The main entrance of the main hall is closed, and there is a door on the side leading to the side hall.

Only one person is allowed to enter the main hall at a time. Believers who come in from the outside first enter the side hall to wait. After the people in front have finished asking questions, they will be led into the main hall by the little Taoist priest.

At this time, the little Taoist priest just led a young man in brocade robes to come in.

“What do you want?”

The fat Taoist priest pretended to wave the dust in his hand.

“Tomorrow is the day when the examination results will be released. I would like to seek the protection of Qingyun Bodhisattva so that I can be named on the examination results list tomorrow!”

After the young man finished speaking, he knelt respectfully in front of the fat Taoist priest and bowed three times and kowtowed nine times.

Jing Zhe, who was watching this scene outside the window, couldn’t help but be speechless: You are here to pray to the Bodhisattva, what’s the point of worshiping this fat Taoist priest?

In the main hall, the fat Taoist priest stood up after hearing this and paced around the young man.

When he stood up, Jing Zhe found that standing in front of him was a Qingyun Bodhisattva that was exactly the same as the one in the courtyard, but it was several times smaller.

Only then did he suddenly realize that the boy was not worshiping a fat Taoist priest, but the miniature version of Qingyun Bodhisattva.

The fat Taoist priest turned around, and when he passed the little Taoist priest, he slowed down a few steps. The little Taoist priest winked at him and shook his head.

The fat Taoist priest understood. After sitting down, he took out a long black stick, about the length of his forearm, and said slowly: “What you are asking for is too urgent. I cannot wait until the day when the lotus flower of Qingyun Bodhisattva breaks ground. I can only ask in this hall first.” Pass the Bodhisattva!”

Then he shook the black stick in front of Qingyun Bodhisattva a few times, but the Bodhisattva showed no reaction. The young man watched with concentration and a nervous look on his face.

After shaking it once, the fat Taoist priest continued to shake it for a second time.

As far as Jing Zhe could see, he could clearly see him turning the black stick upside down.

At this time, a magical scene appeared.

When the black sticks came to both sides of the Bodhisattva’s body, the Bodhisattva’s head began to swing from side to side, just like shaking his head!

Seeing this, Hanhan was stunned, while Jing Zhe held his chin, thoughtfully.

The young man kneeling on the ground turned pale. He bowed to Qingyun Bodhisattva again and again, and said in a trembling voice: “Master… Master, what’s going on?”

“What’s going on? Haha…”

The fat master sneered. , his eyes were cold: “You are not sincere!”

“You are not sincere?”

The young man muttered, and suddenly he was startled.

“I’m going to replenish the incense money for Qingyun Bodhisattva!”

The fat Taoist priest waved his hand: “No, if you are sincere, what’s the use of replenishing it?”

“No, I want to replenish it!”

With that, the young man stood up, lost in thought. Ran out.

When he went out, the little Taoist priest said with a smile: “I can’t even give up much money for incense. Just thinking about winning the ranking? What a dream!”

The fat Taoist priest stroked his fly whisk, “But this is fine, this kind of thing is too urgent. If he gives too much incense, I don’t know how to send him away!”

After saying that, the two laughed and the little Taoist retreated.

After a while, a young Taoist priest ushered people into the temple.

This time, a woman in her late thirties came in. She had low eyebrows, slow steps, and tight but thin clothes. When she knelt in front of Qingyun Bodhisattva, she bent over too far and opened her front slightly, revealing a hint of spring beauty. The Taoist priest has a panoramic view.

“I wonder what Madam wants?”

“…”

The woman raised her head and glanced at the fat Taoist priest. Her ears and temples were reddish, her eyes were like spring water, she bit her lip in shame, lowered her head and lowered her chest without saying a word.

The fat Taoist priest was unmoved and said seriously: “There is a sexual discord?”

The woman then raised her head and said, “I wonder if the master has a way to solve it?”

“The way to solve it… needs the guidance of a Bodhisattva.”

After a pause, The fat Taoist priest then continued: “However, such private matters as bed and bed affairs have to be dealt with in the clear sky and daylight. Even a Bodhisattva would find it difficult to talk about it. If you want to solve it, it will take night. It just so happens that Guiguan has a private room in the backyard. Why don’t you rest here, Madam? I’ll discuss the method with my wife in detail later in the evening, okay?”

“Then…it’s up to you, Master!”

The woman looked at the fat Taoist again, and then was led out of the temple by the little Taoist.

…

Outside the window, Jing Zhe was speechless again.

Can I ask for help even if the bed is not in harmony?

And listening to the fat Taoist priest’s slutty answer, it was clear that he wanted to do things at night!

The most important thing is to see the woman’s attitude. She seems to know, but she doesn’t reject it. Instead, she looks forward to it. This…

is not a Taoist temple, but more like a duck shop!

But Jing Zhe had a general understanding of the fat Taoist’s methods, and he didn’t want to waste any more time, calling Hanhan back.

On the way, Hanhan had a strange expression.

“Young village master, I originally thought that this Taoist priest was just a liar, but now it seems that he is not entirely right!”

“Oh? Why?”

“I just heard people say that the statue of Qingyun Bodhisattva in the front yard is growing. I thought it was a lie, but just now I saw with my own eyes that Qingyun Bodhisattva really shook his head. It seems that although the fat Taoist priest is a liar, this Taoist temple The Qingyun Bodhisattva here can communicate with gods! Young village leader, let’s go to the front yard to worship the Bodhisattva!”

Han Han piously analyzed.

“Really?”

Jing Zhe sneered, thinking that such a simple deception could go unimpeded, but it can only be said that there are too many fools!

“If you want to worship me, I won’t.”

“But…”

Hanhan scratched his head and said, “But I don’t have any money!”

He saw just now that anyone who can kowtow to Qingyun Bodhisattva, this Of course, the money for incense and incense cannot be less. If he has nothing in his hands, how can the Bodhisattva bless him?

Jing Zhe glanced at him and walked into the house without looking back.

“Don’t do it if you don’t have money!”

“…”

…

The fat Taoist priest’s hospitality is pretty good.

As night fell, chicken, duck, and fish appeared one after another. For Jing Zhe and Hanhan, who had been eating dry food for nearly ten days, the temptation was not to mention how great it was. They puffed up their cheeks and started to wolf down the food.

After dinner, the bath bucket Jing Zhe requested was also brought in.

After eating and drinking enough, I took a dip in the bucket, not to mention how comfortable I felt.

Even the fool next door forgot to pester him for money to burn incense and worship Buddha.

After taking a bath, someone removed the bucket. Jing Zhe lay on the bed and thought about tomorrow’s itinerary. Two villains appeared in his mind at the same time.

Little white man: Teach the fat Taoist a lesson!

Little black man: Wouldn’t it be better to go to Beijing directly with him and get some benefits!

Little white man: Seeing so many people being deceived, can you get over this hurdle?

Little black man: What’s so hard about this? He is a cannibal with a short tongue and a soft hand. Today, he was arranged to eat and drink in such a comfortable room, and finally put others together. Is this a difficult road to cross?

Besides, he was just cheating money, and he didn’t do anything harmful. There are so many people cheating money in the world, can you control them all?

Little white man: There are many people who cheat money. Now that you have bumped into him, what is the difference between you and him if you don’t care?

Little black man: Go to hell!

Little white man: Come on!

Then, we died together…

“…”

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Thank you to the egg-filled pancake and lettuce guy for the 100 starting coins. To be honest, I don’t want to add lettuce, not even the sauce. I just want an egg pancake and then eat it. Eat… Then thank the three bosses Lemon Dipped in Aged Vinegar, Yuan Yan Fu Ruoshen and Maomao for their continuous rewards. You are really having sex with Chonglou, awesome! Then I asked for a leave from the bosses. I will take the professional title exam tomorrow. My brain is not very full today and I have to study until very late. This is the only chapter left. I hope you will forgive me and kneel down to all the bosses! ! !

(End of chapter)