My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 2

[Chapter 2 Your eldest sister is a bandit]

When Jing Zhe opened his eyes, he found himself lying in a quaint room with simple but very neat furnishings.

My head hurts a little.

That silly guy was so ruthless!

There were two figures outside the door, and the conversation could be heard clearly.

One of the voices sounded familiar. Who could he be if he wasn’t Hanhan?

Jing Zhe wanted to rush out and blow his dog’s head off – assuming he could beat him, but after thinking about it, he might as well forget it…

“Old Wu, you said we bandits are just robbing people, when are we going to tie them up the mountain and live?” It would be embarrassing to spread the word!”

“Yes, it would be embarrassing.”

“In order to tie him up, I didn’t even rob the dog officer! I’m afraid I’m going to drink the northwest wind!”

“Yes, I’ll drink the northwest wind. “

You said, this boy is handsome and handsome. Could it be that the village owner tied him up to the mountain to be Mrs. Yazhai?”

“

…”

After a while of silence, the man was finally dissatisfied. He said, “Old Wu, can’t you have your own opinions? Why do you want to learn from me?”

“Have you learned? No?”

“Not yet – the leader of the village is here, retreat!” He didn’t finish

his words .

, the two people ran away quickly.

This Hanhan also has the property of a repeater, which is scary…

As for Mrs. Yazhai…

although the female village owner looks good, her temper is too bad. Besides, these bandits don’t sound like they are doing well, so staying here is not a good idea. .

It’s better to go to Jingzhou!

Jing Zhe sat on the bed, thinking about how to get rid of the female village leader and escape from this place.

…

There was a “squeak” sound, and the door was pushed open.

Immediately afterwards, the long legs stepped in.

Jing Zhe raised his head and saw clearly the appearance of the female village leader.

There is no makeup on her face, but she is as beautiful as a fairy.

Her expression is calm and peaceful, and her beautiful eyes are like a stream of autumn water.

So big…bah, so beautiful!

If a bandit is so beautiful, wouldn’t the ladies in Jingzhou City be so beautiful?

Thinking like this strengthened Jing Zhe’s belief in going to Jingzhou!

So he stood up and held his hands towards the other party: “Zhai leader, I think there should be some misunderstanding between us! I am going to Jingzhou this time to meet my eldest sister!”

“Your eldest sister?”

Liu Yemei raised her eyebrows, and the female village leader seemed to be here. interested.

Jing Zhe felt happy, but his face remained calm.

“Yes, my eldest sister is the daughter of the prime minister of the dynasty, and I am going to join her this time!”

Speaking of Jing Zhe’s eldest sister, we have to start from when Jing Wenmao was an official in Jingzhou.

When the Jing couple got married and had no children, Mrs. Jing adopted six alias daughters and treated them as her own children and loved them very much.

Do good deeds to others, and you will eventually be rewarded.

Within a few years, the two of them had a son, Jing Zhe.

When Jing Zhe was six years old, Jing Wenmao was demoted to Pengzhou. At that time, his future was uncertain and his life and death were uncertain. The Jing family reluctantly gave up their six maidens to other families. This passed for twelve years.

Communications were backward in this era. The Jing family only knew that the civil servant their eldest daughter followed rose to become prime minister. The other five daughters left Jingzhou and have long since been lost.

Before he died, Jing Wenmao left a special letter and repeatedly warned Jing Zhe that if he encounters difficulties in Jingzhou, he should take this letter to find his eldest sister.

The daughter of the prime minister is a very powerful second-generation official in this era. The bandits should also be afraid of her, right?

Sure enough, after hearing what he said, the female village leader frowned.

“How many sisters do you have?”

“Six!”

“Six? Who told you this?”

“…”

Jing Zhe was a little depressed.

I told you that my eldest sister is the daughter of the prime minister, but you asked me how many sisters I have?

I told you that I have six sisters, but you asked me who told me this?

Why can’t this woman get the point to speak?

Without waiting for his answer, the female village leader shook her head and said to herself, “No, you have seven sisters.”

“???”

“Your eldest sister is a bandit!”

“You are the bandit. Your whole family is—”

Jing Zhe almost cursed, but then he thought that her whole family might really be bandits, so he simply didn’t mention it.

“Do you really want to know why I said that?”

No, I don’t want to, because you made it all up!

“I am your eldest sister!”

“…”

“You don’t believe it?”

I believe you, you idiot!

“Your name is Jing Zhe because you were born on the day of Jingzhe.”

“…”

Jing Zhe was still silent. Anyone who heard his name for the first time would think of it in this way, so it’s not surprising to guess it.

“You have a plum blossom mole on your butt!”

“!!!”

Jing Zhe suddenly stood up, feeling ashamed and angry.

“Shameless witch, you peeked at me while I was asleep and fought with you!”

After saying that, he rushed forward…

When

Jing Zhe opened his eyes again, his head hurt even more than before.

He said, Hanhan is cruel, this witch is even more cruel!

Do you still want him to be Mrs. Yazhai?

There are no doors!

He has a bad temper, violent methods, and most importantly, he wants to cosplay with his sister—what kind of special hobby are these?

She is indeed older, but she is not his sister!

If she had said she was his second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth sister at the beginning, Jing Zhe might still be able to believe it and then just open her mouth and say she was his eldest sister?

Haha, I want to eat shit!

My eldest sister is a red child with upright roots. How can you, a bandit and a witch, compare to you?

Jing Zhe thought bitterly, reached into his chest pocket and groped for a moment, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The letter is still there.

After hiding the letter, Jing Zhe fell into thinking again.

You can’t do it by force, even if you beat him to death, you can’t do it by force.

These bandits had the habit of hitting their heads whenever they disagreed. He could stand it, but his head couldn’t stand it either.

So you still have to be smart.

As for why the witch insisted on pretending to be his eldest sister, Jing Zhe didn’t want to think about it, but he could use a trick.

This witch is a village leader, so being his younger brother is at least a deputy village leader, right? Those younger brothers dare not listen to him?

Wouldn’t it be nice to hang around in the mountains for a few days to get a feel for the environment here, and then choose a good day to escape from him?

What a brilliant idea!

After making up his mind, Jing Zhe became more relaxed.

After looking around the house, I finally came to the conclusion: These bandits lived in poverty enough. Except for the bed, which was worth a lot of money, everything else in the room was of inferior quality.

This was a bit different from his impression of bandits eating meat and drinking alcohol.

“Deng Deng…”

At this time, footsteps came from outside the door. Looking through the paper window, I saw a graceful figure with clear outlines, holding a round object in his hand.

Jing Zhe came and stood in front of the door. When the demon girl opened the door, he blurted out: “Sister!”

The demon girl glanced at him and said, “Remember?”

“Yes, I remembered! After all, it has been too long. If It’s not that I reminded you, I almost forgot!”

The demon girl twitched her mouth slightly and said calmly: “I’m lying. You were only three or four years old when I left.”

“…”

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