My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 3

[Chapter 3 Silly]

Jing Zhe was a little speechless.

Sister, it’s just a play, do you need to be so serious?

Do you really think you are my eldest sister?

never mind.

Since she loves acting, just cooperate with her.

“Do you know why I know about the plum blossom mole on your butt?”

“…”

Just peeping, are you not done yet?

“Because… I accidentally burned you…”

After saying this, the demon girl’s eyes were a little blurry, as if she was recalling, and her face was filled with a touch of sadness.

Jing Zhe was really convinced.

This natural and skillful acting is more than enough to win a statuette!

It’s okay to deceive an ordinary person, but if you’re as witty as him, it’s not that easy to deceive.

The plum blossom mark on his butt has been there since he could remember it when he was a child. Are you saying it was permed by her? What a liar!

But there was a “that’s it” look on his face.

The enchantress did not continue to dwell on this matter. She glanced at Jing Zhe and spoke in the tone of an elder.

“The rivers and lakes are dangerous, and the court is even more dangerous. Also, don’t you scholars often say that your parents are not far away? They are already old, and you are still traveling to Jingzhou. Isn’t it unfilial?”

Jing Zhe heard this and immediately answered. She said: “My two elders passed away from illness three years ago. It is my father’s last wish to go to Jingzhou to obtain academic status.”

With a “clang”, the bowl in the demon girl’s hand accidentally dropped, and the gruel and fragments spilled on the floor, but she didn’t even notice it.

She froze in place, her eyes seemed a little red.

If you can cry, your acting skills will definitely reach its peak.

Jing Zhe stared to take a closer look, but she turned around.

The voice became even colder: “Since my parents are gone, and I am like my eldest sister, you will obey me from now on! There is no need to go back to Pengzhou, just stay in the mountain!”

After that, he strode away.

Looking at her back, Jing Zhe sneered again and again.

Your patience is too low, right? No more acting?

Then let me show you a trick of eating and waiting to die, and then run away!

…

In the evening, the silly man entered the house carrying a food box.

Putting the food on the table, he said in a muffled voice: “I brought the food to you.”

He raised his feet and prepared to leave.

“Hanhan…wait a minute.”

The Hanhan man stopped, with a happy face: “How do you know my name?”

“…”

Then he patted his forehead again, and suddenly realized: “I remembered, you are Zhai The leader’s brother must have told you this!”

“Are you really called Hanhan?”

Jing Zhe asked tentatively.

“Ang, my name is Wu Dahan. Everyone in the village calls me Lao Wu. The master of the village calls me Dahan. You call me Hanhan. It sounds so nice!”

Wu Dahan said with a naive smile.

“…”

This name is just right!

“Really? I also think calling him Hanhan is friendly!”

Jing Zhe smiled and asked him to sit down, “Hanhan, you know my eldest sister has a stern face every day and doesn’t say anything when asked. I just came to the village and I’m not familiar with anything. Please tell me.”

Hanhan nodded frequently and agreed with what Jing Zhe said. It seems that even his subordinates are afraid of his eldest sister’s behavior. Very good!

Next, Jing Zhe listened to Hanhan’s talk while eating. After the meal, he had a general understanding of the things on Mang Mountain.

Mang Mountain is located at the junction of Pengzhou and Yongzhou. The terrain is steep and there is only one dangerous road leading in and out of the mountain. It can be said that it is easy to defend but difficult to attack. There have been thieves on the mountain for a long time.

In the early years, there were a lot of bandits here. Whenever bandits committed crimes here, Yongzhou was unwilling to take care of it, but Pengzhou couldn’t. This further aggravated the bandits’ arrogance and acted quite boldly. They not only robbed people of money, but even went so far as to rob people. women’s position.

The people around have been suffering from the bandits in Mang Mountain for a long time.

Five years ago, Lu Li, his eldest sister, rushed up the mountain with dozens of knights whose families had been persecuted by Mangshan bandits. They fought bloody battles with the Mangshan bandits for a day and night, and finally leveled Mangshan. Big shake.

After Lu Li became the head of Mangshan Village, she attracted many desperate people to defect to her. She also set the rules of “rob the rich but not the poor”, “rob the officials but not the people”, and “rob the corrupt but not the honest”.

In just a few years, the reputation of Mangshan bandits has undergone earth-shaking changes. The common people love them, but corrupt officials hate them.

Jing Zhe couldn’t help but be speechless after hearing this. His “eldest sister” was quite courageous and full of positive energy.

But why does she have a “soft spot” for herself?

Alas, I don’t understand.

…

On the first night he went to Mang Mountain, Jing Zhe had a good sleep carelessly. The next morning, when the sun shined through the window lattice onto the bed, he stretched and got up.

He thought about it, these few days on Mang Mountain were just a vacation.

Breakfast was brought over by Hanhan, which was porridge and pickles.

“Hanhan, aren’t you going to rob at the foot of the mountain?”

Jing Zhe asked while drinking porridge.

“We’ve been back a long time ago!”

Wu Dahan glanced at him and then said: “The weather is very hot now, only a fool would rush on the road at noon!”

“…”

Seeing Jing Zhe staring at him, Wu Dahan thought of this! Are you just a fool who is on his way at noon?

He immediately added: “That’s not what I said, it was what the village leader said!”

“…”

Damn it, you think I want to drive at noon – is that the coachman?

Now think about it, the coachman has already collected his money, and the job is over just as he was sent out of Pengzhou. Don’t feel too comfortable.

Jing Zhe didn’t bother to argue with him and found out after asking around.

It is a hot summer, and the weather is hot, especially at noon. Those who are on the road will choose to avoid the heat in the early morning and evening. The bandits will go down the mountain at this time, and other times they will enjoy the cool air on the mountain.

Yesterday they received news that a corrupt official was going to Yongzhou via Mangshan to take office. They didn’t know the specific time, so they had to go to camp early in the morning. However, they didn’t expect that the corrupt official didn’t rob him, but instead robbed the brother of the village leader.

After dinner, Jing Zhe asked Hanhan to take him to visit the village. While getting familiar with the environment of the village, he also took a look at the escape route.

His appearance immediately attracted many bandits to watch. Jing Zhe did not forget to smile and wave, saying things like “The leader of the village is my sister,” “I am your young leader,” and “Let’s all get closer in the future.”

It’s a pity that those bandits were as stupid as Wu Dahan. They didn’t even fart even though they were just watching the fun.

Jing Zhe couldn’t help but sigh, “The people in the village are still in awe of me, the young village leader! But I’m an amiable person, so you can tell them that you don’t have to be afraid of me in the future.”

Wu Dahan’s mouth twitched, and finally he said He couldn’t help but say, “I don’t know if they’re afraid of you. I just know that they are curious about you.”

“Curious?”

Jing Zhe asked doubtfully.

“After all, you are the first man to be knocked unconscious by the village leader and kidnapped up the mountain.”

Jing Zhe: “…”

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(End of this chapter)