My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 31
[Chapter 31 A cool summer]
As night fell, Jing Zhe took a few people out.
Walking through the streets, I stopped after a quarter of an hour.
Just like the last time, Fat Ball stared at the naked figures in the gurgling stream and fell into deep thought.
“Young Village Leader, is this the place you said…all men want to come to?”
Fat Ball asked, pointing to the river with a trembling finger.
“Ang.”
Jing Zhe’s face was not red and he was out of breath. He stared at the men and children swimming and playing in the river, and repeated what Hanhan said to him last time.
“On such a hot day, taking off your clothes and lying down in the river at night is the place every man wants to go to!”
“…”
I didn’t forget to add at the end, “This is what Hanhan said to me, Isn’t that right, Hanhan?”
“Yes, I said it,”
Hanhan said in a deep voice.
Fat Ball gave Hanhan a fierce look, thinking that you follow the young village master to the brothel every day to have fun, and now you are pretending to be a gentleman. Is this what a human does?
“But the Young Master just said that it’s too early to let go…you can only enjoy it at night…”
As a normal man, Fat Ball guarantees that his first reaction after hearing this is to link it to some activities that are not suitable for children.
But Jing Zhe disagreed, “Yes, it’s too early. There are people on both sides of the river, and there are many women. Who can let go? It’s so quiet at night, no one can see anyone, and no one knows anyone. , get in the water and enjoy it!”
“…”
Looking at Jing Zhe, Hanhan, and others who had already stripped off their clothes and jumped into the water, Fat Ball and the others were in tears: If I had known this, I might as well have gone back to the mountain! Another whole afternoon of work was wasted!
On the way back, Fat Ball was depressed.
Jing Zhe saw this and smiled and said: “I know what you are thinking, isn’t it just to go to a brothel? What a big deal! But, now we are running to the brothel without making any money. If my eldest sister finds out, who can Okay?”
The
subject changed, “So, let’s make money first. If the mung bean popsicles sell well tomorrow, it won’t be too late for us to go to Chun Shui Tower! Even if my eldest sister finds out, she won’t be able to say anything!”
Jing Zhe is already very proficient in making big cakes.
When Fat Ball and the others heard this, they really became energetic.
“Really?”
“Of course it’s true. I’m a young village leader. When have I ever deceived people?”
“…”
“Ahem, it depends on you whether the mung bean popsicles can be sold well tomorrow. What’s next? Listen to me…”
…
The next day was a hot day. Starting in the morning, the sun was shining brightly and the ground was steaming.
At this time, a small group of people gathered outside Jing Zhe’s door, looking up at the plaque hanging on the door and pointing.
“Is this a newly opened store? I’ve never seen it before!”
“Isn’t it? It just opened this morning. I don’t know what it sells?”
The person who spoke stretched his head and looked inside. The huge room was empty, and he shook his head.
“A cool summer? In such a hot weather, the shop owner is kidding when he talks about a cool summer?”
“But these four words… are so well written!”
“Yes! The dragons and phoenixes are dancing, and the wood is deep. If there weren’t dozens of people, I’m afraid I can’t write with such writing skills!”
“Is there only one person in Yongzhou City who has such writing skills? Could it be that this plaque was written by Chen Family?”
” I’ve seen Mr. Chen’s calligraphy before, but it doesn’t look like… Could it be that he’s become more sophisticated?”
“With such calligraphy as a plaque, this store is extraordinary!”
“…”
A group of people commented on the plaque.
Because of his financial ability, it only took half a day for Young Master Fennen to buy the house across the street from “Qingliang Yixia” and he moved in that night.
Everything happening on the opposite side is naturally visible.
At this time, the pink young master was leaning on the door frame of his house, staring at the four words “A Cool Summer” in trance, his lips lightly opened, and he murmured to himself.
“With the Chun Shui Ci and this hand calligraphy, it’s easy to win the first place in the Mid-Autumn Poetry Competition. But I don’t know if he can write another poem of the same level?”
…
“Haha, the calligraphy is so good and beautiful. What’s the use?”
“It’s all about the goods when you open a business. If the goods are not good, it’s useless no matter how good the plaque is!”
At this time, discordant voices rang out from the crowd.
Everyone turned around and saw that the person speaking was a man wearing vulgar clothes.
Someone who knew him nuzzled at the watermelon shop next to him, and everyone immediately understood and did not dare to look down upon him. After all, the clerks from Magistrate Lin’s family were much more noble than ordinary people!
“May I ask if I know what this store sells?”
“Of course I do!”
The waiter curled his lips and said disdainfully: “It’s just the one selling mung bean soup! What kind of scholar are you pretending to be?”
“Mung bean soup?”
Everyone murmured, thinking that if they really sell mung bean soup, the words “refreshing for a summer” are indeed overkill.
“Give way, everyone give way!”
A sudden exclamation came, and everyone turned around immediately.
Then there was a “plop”, and a big man fell to the ground in a daze, and everyone was shocked to see it.
Let’s not talk about whether it hurts or not. This place seems to have been roasted. It’s very hot just because it’s hot!
Looking at the man on the ground again, he looked as motionless as if he were dead.
“Brother, you must not die!”
“If you die, who will take care of your eighty-year-old mother?”
“If you die, who can marry my beautiful sister?”
“Who? Do you know where the doctor is? My brother can’t die!”
A fat man lay on the ground, crying bitterly.
The passers-by looked confused and didn’t know what was going on, but Guizhi, the young man standing not far away, was very confused: “Your Highness, that person…didn’t I meet him at Mr. A Kun’s house yesterday? Wasn’t he still fine at that time? “
The fat man lying down is naturally Fat Ball, and the one lying down is also the person next to Jing Zhe.
The pink young master smiled and shook his head, “Perhaps this is some idea he came up with!”
…
Someone in the crowd finally couldn’t bear it and said: “Three streets away is the drug store, where Dr. Sun is very skilled in Chinese medicine. “Hey, take your brother over quickly!”
The fat man said with a sad look on his face: “It’s too late! It’s too late! If I had known it was so hot today, I shouldn’t have let my brother move the bricks. He was so hot. !”
Everyone bent down to look at the big man lying on the ground, his face red and sweating. Wasn’t it because of the heat?
“It’s so hot on the ground. Let’s help him up first and go to a cool place to drink some water. Maybe he’ll be fine.”
“How could it be fine? It’s so hot and you said it’s fine. Come on, show me how hot you are too!”
Fatty He was furious, but everyone understood his mood and did not blame him for it. They helped him get up.
“It’s cool in the house, let’s help you in first!”
Someone pointed to the open door of “Qingliang Yixia”, and then everyone rushed in.
——Thank
you for Sleepwalking 9527, Little Drop Point, Lazy Fish, River City Picturesque, Point Estimate, Three Drinks, Burning Sky, Cold Love and Prosperity, Big Brick, Pinocchio Lies, tail number 3492, Thank you very much for your recommendation votes such as Cat the Hypocritical Cat and Sell Your Pants to Make Money!
I would like to take the liberty to ask the last boss, is it faster to make money selling pants than selling PG? Of course, a gentleman like Chonglou would not buy it…
Finally, I would like to thank Mr. Liang Qingwen for the 100 starting coins, thank you from the bottom of my heart!
(End of chapter)
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