My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 36
[Chapter 36 Old Jingzhou Son]
After nightfall, Yongzhou is still very lively.
Especially outside Chun Shui Tower, there was a lot of people and a constant stream of people coming in and out.
The scenery in the building is slightly different from a few days ago. The pink curtain that originally hung on the second floor platform has disappeared. The beautiful women in colorful gowns are still there, but the guzheng in the curtain is missing. The sound is a little thin.
There were many scholars standing under the platform, looking up and sighing.
“What? No more?”
A sudden roar sounded from the hall, and everyone looked sideways.
Only then did I realize that there were two big men in Chinese clothes sitting in the corner of the hall. One of them was ugly and as fat as a ball. The exquisite Chinese clothes on him were not much different from those sold at street stalls.
The most terrible thing was his lewd eyes. While he was talking, he was still looking at the women around him, quite contentedly.
That’s what he said just now.
Seeing that everyone in the hall was looking at him, he not only lost his stage fright, but also became more excited: “Uncle, I came here just for Miss Wan’er, otherwise who would come to this useless place?” He
spat, Then he said harshly: “
How dare you tell the uncle that you are no longer here? Is the boss of the store bullying customers and looking down on the uncle?” The woman next to him said with a smile: “What did the uncle say? We welcome such a distinguished guest as the uncle.” It’s too late, how can you look down on it?”
He said this, but his heart was full of bitterness.
The ugly fat man glanced around casually after entering the door. His hands were not honest and he kept groping for himself.
As a result, he felt comfortable touching it, but when it happened like this, he didn’t know what the fuss was about!
“Then hurry up and call Miss Wan’er out!”
The ugly fat man took out a banknote from his arms and smashed it on the table, shouting: “I’m not short of money!”
The woman apologized, but her eyes were bright, secretly Defamation: If you are so rich, why didn’t you give someone some when you touched her just now?
There was a lot of commotion here, and someone went to notify the madam.
In a moment, the madam rushed over.
He looked at the two of them, then at the banknotes on the table, and said with a smile: “If you need anything, uncle, just tell me. As long as I can do it, I will definitely try my best!”
“Madam, this is This is a friend of mine from Jingzhou who came here because he wanted to meet Miss Wan’er! “
The person next to the ugly fat man is also a very ugly person. The only difference between him and the ugly fat man is that he is much taller.
When the others saw their appearance, they couldn’t help but gasped: Ugly people really do a lot of mischief!
“Hey, you’re right, I’m an old Jingzhou boy! You’re so authentic!”
The bad Jingzhou dialect came out of the ugly fat man’s mouth.
No matter what dynasty or generation, regional discrimination exists.
The rich look down on the poor, and the locals look down on the outsiders. This is commonplace.
The people of Jingzhou, who are at the feet of the emperor, are undoubtedly at the top of this chain of contempt.
So even though the fat man was ugly and rude, he still attracted everyone’s attention when he revealed his identity as a Jingzhou native.
Especially the madam, she bowed her head and had a respectful attitude.
“Uncle, I’m really sorry. Wan’er is not from Yongzhou in the first place. She only stayed here for a few days and left early yesterday morning!”
The madam also apologized with a smile on her face.
“Are you really leaving?”
The old bustard nodded, “Yes! How dare I lie to our uncle from Jingzhou?”
“That’s it.” The ugly fat man felt comfortable and continued: “Since Miss Wan’er is not here, Then call Mr. A Kun!”
Speaking of Mr. A Kun, the ugly fat man looked intoxicated.
“I accidentally listened to Mr. A Kun’s spring water poems in Jingzhou. I was really shocked! In my opinion, Mr. A Kun’s talent has surpassed that of our Mr. Song from Jingzhou!”
“His!”
Mr. A Kun’s spring water poems His poems are excellent, and some people have compared him with Song Jimao, the son of a great scholar of Song Dynasty. But that was just a private talk between them. Now even the people of Jingzhou have said so. It seems that Master Akun is indeed very talented. !
“So when I come to Yongzhou, not only do I want to see Miss Wan’er, but I also want to meet Mr. Akun! After all, we are all scholars, so it would be great to learn from each other.”
“Uh…”
Everyone was shocked.
He… is actually a scholar?
Still discussing?
Are you sure the discussion is about poetry?
All the scholars in the hall lowered their heads. For the first time, they felt that this name brought them not glory, but shame!
It’s shameful to be in the same company!
After listening to his words, the madam became rigid again.
After a moment, he said with a sneer: “Sir, I’m really sorry. I’ve only met Mr. A Kun twice. How can I find him?”
“Fart! I’ve only met him twice. How can Mr. A Kun treat this person like me ?”
Is this a masterpiece that you can leave to Chunshui Tower?”
The ugly fat man had a bad temper and scolded him whenever he disagreed.
The madam was very aggrieved and did not dare to talk back, so she could only explain: “It’s true. I bought this spring water poem from Mr. A Kun for fifty taels of silver!”
“Fart! I’m a scholar of this generation. , where is the kind of person who loves money? You old bustard, don’t try to trick us self-proclaimed and suave scholars!”
Scholar: “…”
After saying this, the ugly fat man grabbed the wine bowl on the table and put it in his mouth. deliver.
“Pfft!”
Without any warning, the ugly fat man only took a sip of wine and sprayed it all out. The unfortunate madam was standing in front of him, and he sprayed all over his face.
The madam felt aggrieved: I was actually raped…
She was not allowed to finish thinking about it, and chaos arose again!
“Pah!”
After spraying the wine, the ugly fat man threw the wine bowl on the ground. Then he grabbed the remaining two wine bowls on the table and drank them together.
“What kind of bullshit drink is this? Are you afraid that the uncle has no money? Hurry up and serve ice wine to the uncle!”
“Uncle, what is ice wine?”
The madam wiped the wet wine from his face and asked carefully.
“You don’t even know about ice wine? How did you open such a shabby shop?”
The ugly fat man was very disgusted, but when he talked about ice wine, he seemed to be in high spirits: “Hey, we old Jingzhou children, we just have such a sip of ice wine in these dog days. ! Put the wine in the ice and take it out when you drink it. Hey, guess what? “
Everyone
was very curious.
“Hey, that’s a real thing! I’m used to drinking ice wine, and I can’t even swallow this non-ice wine!”
The ugly fat man finished speaking carelessly, and everyone became more interested in the ice wine he was talking about.
Only the woman he had touched a few times was hiding aside, wondering: Did
he drink a lot of this wine just now?
Why didn’t you say it then?
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Thanks to the two big guys, Cat and the poor smoke, for becoming the deacons of this book. With the deacons, can the helmsman be far behind? (Crazy hint *^_^*) Haha, I’m just joking, but I really want to thank Hypocrite Mao for being the first to join the group and saying a lot of encouraging words. Chonglou will definitely write well and live up to everyone’s rewards and recommendations. , the big guy who supports this book, Oli gives it! ! !
(End of chapter)
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