My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 38
[Chapter 38 Fortunately, he lived up to his fate]
. The atmosphere in Chunshui Tower was tense.
On one side is the ugly fat man who works alone and is arrogant and domineering.
On the other side are the people of Yongzhou, who are gearing up and ready to attack.
Fortunately, Guizhi came back quickly enough and attracted everyone’s attention.
I saw him holding a porcelain jar wrapped in a blanket in his hand, shaking with each step, sweat dripping from his face.
“Sir, I’ve brought the things!”
Guizhi was too small, so it was difficult for him to carry such a big porcelain jar, so he finally put the porcelain jar on the table.
But what he did next shocked everyone.
He very naturally took out a pink handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the sweat, folded it and put it back into his clothes.
When he looked up, he realized that everyone in the hall was staring at him in surprise, and asked curiously: “Why are you looking at me? Is there something wrong?”
“No…”
Everyone shook their heads frequently, but they were thinking: Look, that young man looks like a woman. Exquisite, his servant is so girly, he is really not a member of the same family, and he doesn’t belong to the same family!
Chen Mo seemed to be used to Guizhi’s movements and didn’t think there was anything wrong. He looked at the ugly fat man and sneered: “Noble old Jingzhou, now let you see the mung bean popsicles in our Yongzhou City!”
After that, in front of everyone, With expectant eyes, he took off the blanket and opened the lid of the porcelain jar!
“Hey, it seems to be air conditioning?”
Everyone looked up and saw Chen Mo pulling out a green popsicle from the porcelain jar with a bamboo skewer, his mouth forming an “O” shape in shock.
“This is the mung bean…”
“Mung bean popsicle!”
Chen Mo said with a smile.
“Yes, yes, mung bean popsicle!”
Looking at Chen Mo’s hand, everyone didn’t even blink.
“It’s already rare to be able to make cool ice in midsummer, but there is such a thing as mung bean popsicle. It’s unbelievable!”
Everyone marveled.
Chen Mo raised the popsicle and asked, “I’ll make the decision for my friend. This first mung bean popsicle is free. Who wants to try it first?”
“Me!”
The ugly fat man who hadn’t spoken for a long time pulled away the crowd and came to Chen Mo. In front of me, I stretched out my hand to grab it.
Chen Mo had quick eyesight and moved his hand back. The ugly fat man grabbed the empty space with an angry look on his face.
“Didn’t you say you want people to taste it? Why don’t you give it to me?”
“Just you?”
Chen Mo sneered, “Do you deserve it?”
“That’s good!”
Everyone clapped their hands and cheered, and Chen Mo was even more pleased with it.
“Isn’t it enough for me to give you money? Didn’t you say a hundred cents a piece? I have a lot of money. How about giving you a few silver coins?”
He took out a few silver coins from his clothes and threw it on the ground, pretending to reach out again. Go grab it.
Everyone was angry, but Chen Mo didn’t need to take action. Several people grabbed the ugly fat man’s clothes and pulled him out.
“Are you the
only one who has money?” “I won’t give you
anything to eat even if my labor and management contribute
one tael!” “That’s right, let alone one popsicle. Even if we eat it every day, we can still afford it!”
The ugly fat man scolded him enough.
Chen Mo scanned the crowd, and finally pointed at the big ugly man and waved: “Come here, this first popsicle is for you!”
By the way, he glanced at the ugly fat man and said, “Are you still from Jingzhou? Have you never tasted mung bean popsicles? Didn’t you tell me? Damn it, only locals from Yongzhou are qualified to eat this mung bean popsicle. Old Jingzhou people don’t deserve it!”
Hearing this, Guizhi looked up and saw that his son’s words were completely inconsistent, and he felt doubtful:
We don’t deserve it! Is it the old Jingzhouer?
“Okay! From now on, I, Sun, will definitely eat these popsicles!”
“Yes, this is the pride of Yongzhou!”
“Whoever doesn’t eat popsicles, who am I to worry about!”
When eating popsicles is linked to loving Yongzhou, everyone Everyone in Yongzhou is excited, and their hometown’s sense of honor soars.
“Thank you, sir! I don’t eat these popsicles for free. As a Yongzhou person, I still have money to eat popsicles!”
The big ugly man glanced at the ugly fat man, put down the hundred cents, took the popsicles and bit them.
“It’s so cool!”
“Big brother, let me have a taste!”
The ugly fat man came around again and said shamelessly: “We are old friends for so many years. A taste is not too much for an old friend, right?”
“Yours You’ve got shit in your mouth, stay away from me!”
The big ugly man pushed the ugly fat man away with disdain: “Haha, such a noble old Jingzhou son, we Yongzhou people can’t reach this mung bean popsicle! Let’s go back to Jingzhou to eat, hey, it’s so authentic there!”
“Okay! Okay! Okay!”
The ugly fat man gritted his teeth and said three words in a row, his fat body like a moving meat ball. , swaying through the crowd and walked out.
His appearance was so joyful that everyone burst into laughter, and the air inside and outside Chunshui Tower was filled with joy.
…
Although the porcelain jar was large, it could only hold ten mung bean popsicles. The big ugly man ate one and only nine were left, which attracted everyone’s attention.
The local people, who had been extremely united and united in dealing with the outside world just now, suddenly began to scheming and deceiving each other.
“Brother Wu, since you can buy this mung bean popsicle in the city, what’s the problem if you can’t eat it today?”
“Yes, Brother Zhang, if you want to eat mung bean popsicle, just go to their store to buy it tomorrow!”
“Yes! Tonight !”
It’s cool, it doesn’t matter if you eat it or not!”
“Yes – Brother Zhang, why are you pushing forward if you don’t want to eat tonight?”
“You have the nerve to tell me?”
“Eh? Just talk, why are you still fighting? “
“Who dares to fight with me, let alone fight, why not do it? “
“…”
The two brothers, who were just brothers and were humble to each other, almost ended up fighting each other for a piece of popsicle. Take action.
Just in line with that sentence, there are no eternal friends, only eternal…mung bean popsicles.
“Oh, stop squeezing!”
Poor Guizhi was petite and managed to stick her head out in the crowd. “If you keep squeezing, my porcelain jar will fall to the ground!”
I heard that the remaining nine mung bean popsicles are going to be Selling, Guizhi is guarding in front of the porcelain jar, ready to collect money and give popsicles at the same time.
But he underestimated the group’s desire for popsicles. He was squeezed by the crowd, swayed, and immediately lost his position.
“Hey, the porcelain jar is gone! Where is my porcelain jar?”
At this time, the crowd slowly retreated, and the table where the porcelain jar was originally placed was already empty. Guizhi was a little confused.
Looking at the crowd, some people had already grabbed the popsicles and were savoring them, while others gathered around and looked at them greedily.
The most surprising thing was the old madam, a female prostitute who was able to grab a popsicle from the crowd. She was hiding in the corner, eating greedily and looking very energetic.
Seeing this scene, Chen Mo wiped the sweat from his head, and a stone in his heart finally fell to the ground!
It’s a good thing!
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(End of this chapter)
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