My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 56
[Chapter 56 A woman disguises herself as a man]
The sales of mung bean popsicles are on the right track. At this time, there is no need to make money by selling spirits.
The reason why Jing Zhe made spirits was to make toilet water!
He just thought of this idea when he saw Chen Mo’s slightly red and swollen neck.
I asked someone to buy some mint leaves, chrysanthemums, and roses, crush them, put them into a small porcelain bottle, add spirits, cover them, shake them well for half an hour, and put them in an ice cellar.
Mint leaves and chrysanthemums are both cooling and swelling-reducing herbs. Mint also has the effect of repelling mosquitoes. When Jing Zhe was a child, he was bitten by a mosquito while playing outside. He grabbed a handful of mint and wiped it on the bite area. effective.
And their active ingredients are all fat-soluble and can be better extracted with high-concentration spirits.
As for the roses added, it is mostly to improve the smell and make the toilet water smell better.
After doing all this, Jing Zhe went inside to eat.
As the day went by, Jing Zhe took out the porcelain bottle from the ice cellar.
After removing the cork from the bottle, a cool and refreshing smell hit his face. Jing Zhe was overjoyed and thought it was done.
He found a piece of clean white gauze and filtered out all the residue in the porcelain bottle. What was left was the green translucent liquid. Jing Zhe poured it back into the porcelain bottle.
“What is this?”
The curious babies nearby were gradually confused as they looked at Jing Zhe’s series of operations.
“Toilet water!”
“Toilet water??”
Still confused.
“It repels mosquitoes and relieves itching. You don’t have to worry about being bitten by mosquitoes anymore!”
Jing Zhe said with a smile, holding up the porcelain bottle.
“Is it so magical?”
Fatty Ball tilted his head, thought for a while and then said: “Young Village Master, let me, Fatty, use it first!”
Jing Zhe retracted his hand and glanced at him: “What are you thinking? What the fuck?”
“You have a thick skin and a hairy body. How can a blind mosquito bite you?”
“Hehe, that’s right!”
Fat Ball scratched his head, looking stupid.
Jing Zhe didn’t bother to talk nonsense with these fools, so he stuffed the porcelain bottle into his arms and went out humming a tune.
…
Jing Zhe’s destination was Chen Mo’s house. The inspiration for making toilet water came from him. After making it, of course he experimented on him – bah, it relieved his itching!
Ci’ao, why do you feel so weird about these words… Just
as Jing Zhe went out, he saw Guizhi coming out diagonally opposite, closing the door and running to the other side of the street.
“Guizhi, your young master – Damn, he ran so fast!”
Only halfway through his words, Guizhi, who had been trotting all the way, turned around from the end of the street and disappeared.
He went out by himself, Chen Mo should still be at home.
Jing Zhe went over and knocked on the door, but no one answered.
With a slight push, the door opened.
Jing Zhe didn’t think much and walked in.
“Brother Chen, Brother Chen…”
There was no one in the front hall. The door of the wing next door was ajar, and the sound of water rushing and Chen Mo’s voice could be faintly heard inside.
“So it’s here!”
With that, Jing Zhe opened the door and walked in.
Life is like a security door. You never know whether the person behind the door is wearing clothes or not.
After entering the door, Jing Zhe was stunned!
He had to be stunned, because what was presented to him at this moment was a bloody and exciting picture of a beauty bathing!
Her skin is like cream, her figure is delicate, her cloud-like hair hangs down behind her like a waterfall, and her snow-white skin has no flaws at all, like a flawless handicraft crafted by God.
Although he only saw the back, Jing Zhe could already think of the scenery of the mountains behind the plains. He felt his nose was hot and touched it. It was okay, okay…
But he was still doubtful. He clearly heard Brother Chen just now. A weak voice, and why is there a woman in Brother Chen’s family?
Could it be that the beauty is hidden in the golden house?
As the saying goes, don’t look at anything inappropriate. Before the woman saw him, Jing Zhe thought it would be better to run away first to avoid the embarrassment of being discovered.
Before going out, he couldn’t help but look at the bathtub one, two, three, four, five, six or seven times.
This barrel… is so white!
I was so absorbed in looking at it that when I stepped back, I hit the door frame and made a “squeak” sound.
The woman in the bathtub noticed it now, but did not look back. She said in a lazy voice, “Guizhi, why are you back so soon?”
“…”
Jing Zhe’s feet that were about to step back suddenly stopped moving.
Although it has more of a feminine laziness and coquettishness, this voice is too familiar to him, it is clearly Brother Chen’s!
But looking at the current situation, Brother Chen should use quotation marks!
Women disguise themselves as men…
Jing Zhe had seen many such ridiculous scenes before, but he didn’t expect to encounter them himself, especially since he didn’t think about it at all!
Now, if we recall the details of how the two got along since they first met, the suspicious things about Chen Mo can be explained.
“Guizhi, why don’t you say anything? If the door is open, you won’t be afraid of freezing me?”
The small wind blowing in from outside the door made Chen Mo couldn’t help but shiver. After asking, he wanted to get up and turn around.
“Don’t move! It’s me!”
The straight man Jing Zhe was so nervous at the moment that he didn’t even hear Chen Mo calling himself “I”. Seeing that she was about to turn around, he hurriedly stopped her.
…
Chen Mo has been busy these past two days. He finally had some free time today and took a warm bath at home.
When there was no fragrant sauce at home, he sent Guizhi to buy it. The house was empty and no one was letting him know.
She never dreamed that she would see people with their true colors on such an occasion, and in such a “sincere” way!
Hey, I was careless!
Chen Mo felt annoyed, shy, angry, helpless, and all kinds of emotions surged up instantly, but she quickly calmed down, gritted her teeth, and said two words coldly.
“Close the door!”
“Oh…”
Jing Zhe replied weakly, as if he was a fool, he closed the door obediently and locked himself in, continuing to stare at the tub in a daze…
The door closed and the room became quiet. .
But why didn’t I hear footsteps?
Moreover – Chen Mo could clearly feel the burning gaze on her back.
She immersed her body in the water, leaving only her head exposed, and then turned around to look in the direction of the door.
Sure enough – the man was still standing at the door, staring at her unscrupulously.
Although her body was submerged in the water and not exposed, she still felt that his whole body was being seen at a glance. Her body felt inexplicably warm, and she was so angry!
I told you to close the door and go out, but who told you to close the door and stay behind?
Chen Mo was about to cry without tears, but at the same time he shouted hatefully and with a hint of crying.
“Get out!”
“Oh…”
Jing Zhe also felt that he seemed a little abnormal – oh, no, it was a gaffe, so he replied weakly and quietly retreated.
——Thank
you to Mr. Mu Xia Husband for his 100 starting coins, Mr. Niao Niao for his 100 starting coins, Mr. Wingcommande for his 2,000 starting coins, Mr. Yao Caoye for his 200 starting coins, and Mr. Shen De Pan for his 100 books. Coins, of course, our cat has been giving rewards for nine consecutive days and has become Cat Nine, awesome! Because the plot is a bit coherent, I simply postponed it until now and posted the two chapters together. Isn’t it great to refuse to join in with those out-of-chapter dogs from the starting point? So what are you waiting for? Give me a reward and kill me! Haha, one more thing, book friends are too lsp, look at the comment section, what kind of sisters are fucking sisters, it’s such a shameful group, can you please stop this, people as pure as Chonglou can’t bear to look at it!
(End of chapter)
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