My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 71
[Chapter 71]
“Collect it again?”
Chen Mo, who had just walked over, couldn’t help but ask after hearing this: “Didn’t you just collect commercial tax a few days ago? And you also collected twenty taels, why are you collecting it again now? Where is it? “It’s stipulated by the law?”
The lean detective sneered, “Of course it’s stipulated by our prefect Lin! In Yongzhou, our master is the law!” He
held his head high and was very proud.
“Your master…is this the law?”
Chen Mo’s eyes became very cold and he said word by word: “Is this what your master said personally?”
“Haha, what does it matter whether our master said it or not? There are still many people in this city Who doesn’t know that our master is the god of Yongzhou?”
“Okay, very good!”
Chen Mo said through gritted teeth.
“Hey, let me tell you, where did this girl’s movie come from? Do you have the right to interrupt what the uncle is talking about?” After
the lean detective finished speaking, he coveted Chen Mo’s appearance, pretending to push her, but actually he wanted to Use salty pig hands to take advantage.
Seeing that his hand was about to touch Chen Mo’s body, Jing Zhe grabbed her arm from behind and stretched out his hand, just in time to avoid it.
Then he took a step forward and was right in front of Chen Mo.
“Master, are you going too far?”
…
“Lin Tong, who is that little lady?”
In the watermelon shop diagonally opposite, Lin Wenyao rushed over early in the morning and sat inside to watch the show.
Ever since he knew that they had mastered the method of making ice, Lin Wenyao couldn’t wait any longer. His first move was to attack Qingliang Yixia, and he was the one who found these spies.
But his mind is not on this now. His soul has long been taken away by the stunning Chen Mo.
A playboy like Lin Wenyao hangs around Chunshui Tower, Zuimeng Tower and other erotic places every day. Although the women he meets are somewhat pretty, they immediately become coquettish bitches compared with Chen Mo in front of him.
“This…”
Lin Tong had never seen Chen Mo, or rather he had never seen Chen Mo dressed as a woman, so he hesitated and couldn’t say anything.
“Master, I know!”
At this time, Zhuzi volunteered.
“I heard them say during Qingliang Yixia that this woman is the sister of a pink-faced scholar named Chen Mo…”
“Fashion-faced scholar…”
Lin Wenyao thought hard, then clapped his hands and applauded.
“No wonder they look so familiar. She turns out to be his sister! I saw the two of them know each other at Chun Shui Tower before, so that’s it!”
When we were at Chun Shui Tower, Chen Mo, who was disguised as a man, once “recommended” Jing Zhe to write poems, and Lin Wenyao still had an impression. .
“Yes, what’s your name?”
“Master, my name is Zhuzi!”
Hearing Lin Wenyao ask his name, Zhuzi felt happy, but Lin Tong behind him had a gloomy look on his face.
…
“Master, just keep talking and don’t move your hands randomly, otherwise I’m afraid your hands will be gone!”
Jing Zhe said coldly.
“Haha, how dare you threaten me?”
The lean detective also snorted and said harshly.
This time Jing Zhe didn’t say anything, Han Han, Big Man and others had already gathered around, surrounding the lean and mean agents and them in an airtight manner.
Although Hanhan and the others were usually submissive in front of Jing Zhe, when they encountered official officials, they would strike hard without hesitation.
The police officers were well-informed and had seen a lot of people of all kinds, but they were frightened by the gangster spirit exuded by Hanhan and others, and kept retreating.
The lean detective said in surprise: “Why…do you still want to beat up the official?”
“Beat the official?”
Jing Zhe shook his head, “Don’t talk nonsense, we don’t have it. In front of so many people, how can we, law-abiding citizens, do this?” Doing such a rude thing?”
“Yes! You wouldn’t dare to do that in front of so many people!”
The lean police officer felt confident after hearing this.
But Jing Zhe changed the topic and sneered: “But if someone touches a good girl in public with the intention of teasing, even if it is an official official, I will never agree!” As soon as
these words came out, the crowd was shocked. They all point and point.
They all saw it when the Lean Agent stretched out his hand towards Chen Mo. Looking at Chen Mo again, he was a beautiful little girl. How could they not understand what the Lean Agent was thinking?
Listening to the discussions among the people around him, the lean police officer felt a little nervous and coughed twice in an attempt to eliminate the embarrassment.
Then he said seriously: “Who touched her? I just had an itch and was scratching my head!”
Then he stretched his hand forward, moved it to his head, and made a wide-ranging scratching motion, and the crowd watched Confused.
“Not the best!”
Jing Zhe snorted coldly, and Hanhan and the others also stepped aside.
“Then let’s talk about commercial tax next!”
Chen Mo next to him said, “It’s only been two or three days since the last commercial tax collection. Is it possible that you also know that you have collected too much, and are you planning to pay back the overcharge?”
“…”
Chen Mo said this The words brought back the memories of the onlookers.
“That’s right. Didn’t there be a notice posted a few days ago saying that a business tax of twenty taels was collected?”
“Hey, twenty taels? If calculated according to the tax rate of 23 cents per hundred cents, wouldn’t it mean that we have to earn 20 taels per year? It’s a thousand taels, and this is a store that just opened a few days ago. Is there a mistake?”
“Who said it wasn’t? I thought it was a mistake before, but the meaning of what I said just now seems to be correct!”
“Black, it is indeed dark!”
Everyone was chirping, and Jing Zhe heard it, thinking that the notice posted last time had really worked, and it would depend on how the policeman explained it next.
“The 20 taels of commercial tax collected last time… was indeed too much, but it was collected in advance, just like the love in your store. Look, when did we come to collect it in the next few days?
” Quickly raised his head and said.
Jing Zhe laughed directly after hearing this: “According to what the official meant, it seems that he is planning to charge us business tax once a day? That’s awesome!”
After speaking, he gave him a thumbs up.
But Detective Lean Slim did not feel any embarrassment at all and continued: “Of course, collecting commercial tax once a day is not only annoying for you, but also inconvenient for us! So Prefect Lin decided to collect commercial tax from you only once a year. Tax!”
After listening, Jing Zhe nodded, “Okay, the twenty taels of silver will be used as this year’s business tax! I won’t take the extra money, it will be treated as a drink!” “
…”
After that, Jing Zhe stopped talking to him and prepared to go back.
“Wait a minute!”
The lean detective quickly called him to a halt, “I haven’t finished speaking yet!”
“Didn’t I tell you, we don’t want any more!”
“A lot more?”
He narrowed his eyes and asked, “Wait a minute !”
The thin catcher sneered, “Are you dreaming? Not enough!”
“Not enough?”
Not only Jing Zhe, but also the onlookers were shocked.
Someone had just calculated that according to the tax rate of 23 cents per hundred cents, one could only pay 20 taels of business tax for a thousand taels of silver a year, but he said it was far from enough…
Jing Zhe smiled, “That’s troublesome. Tell us, sir, how much business tax should we pay?”
“One thousand two hundred taels!”
The lean agent blurted out without even thinking.
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Thank you to the boss of Tianxian Jade Qilin for the 100 starting coin reward, which is finally no longer 250, haha, and thank you to the boss of Xiaodiandian for the 1,000 starting coin reward. Thank you all again! Which sister are you most interested in? Chonglou will do some statistics, and whoever has the loudest voice will let her out at the latest, haha, I am skinny*^_^*
(End of this chapter)
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