My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 72

[Chapter 72 Thank you eighteen generations of ancestors]

“Why don’t you go and grab it?”

Chen Mo, who had been hiding behind Jing Zhe, couldn’t help but stand up, furious.

“We are court officials, not bandits and bandits, so why are we trying to rob?”

“I think you are worse than bandits and bandits! Are you still a court official? Bah! It’s a disgrace to the court! People like you should all be taken out and beheaded. “Uh-huh…”

Before Chen Mo could finish speaking, Jing Zhe quickly covered her mouth.

The lips were soft, moist and warm, and felt good…

Breaking free from his hand, Chen Mo blushed and glared at Jing Zhe. Knowing that he had made a mistake, he obediently hid behind him and stopped talking.

“I am stupid, but I don’t know how the official calculated the one thousand two hundred taels?”

Jing Zhe asked.

“Of course we calculated it based on the tax rate calculation stipulated by the court’s laws. Will the court cheat you?”

The court may not, but you definitely will.

Seeing Jing Zhe staring at him without speaking, Agent Lean became a little unhappy and said, “Why, do you want me to count it for you again?”

“Then I’m all ears!”

“Okay!”

Agent Lean shook his head and said: “The last time I came to your shop to collect taxes, you received more than two hundred taels, right?”

Jing Zhe nodded, “That’s true.”

“Speaking of it like this, you still want to thank me!”

“Oh, really? ?”

Jing Zhe glanced at him, “I don’t know what I want to thank you for, but since you said it, I’d like to thank you and your family first!”

“…”

Why does this make me feel more uncomfortable?

Forget it, just thank him anyway.

“I have inquired. Two hundred taels a day is not the time when you earn the most. Later, you also earned three or four hundred taels a day!”

“But I am a more merciful person, so I will charge you two hundred taels a day.” As for the extra income, I don’t want it. Tell me, should you thank me?”

“

Well, I have already thanked your whole family.”

“There are more than three hundred and sixty days in a year. Based on three hundred and sixty days, you can earn 72,000 taels of silver a year!”

When he reported this figure, even the lean police officer himself was shocked: I said, is it that much?

The onlookers were silent, thinking that there was something wrong with his algorithm. As for what went wrong, they were still thinking hard.

Jing Zhe laughed angrily.

God, seventy-two thousand taels of silver!

If such a small store can earn so much in a year, Anguo’s treasury will be filled with money just from taxes, right?

“My lord… I have a question.”

Seeing Jing Zhe being so polite, the lean policeman said quickly,

“Tell me!”

“Can our popsicles be sold in winter?”

“It’s freezing in winter, who can Would you eat popsicles if you have water in your head? Besides, even if someone wants to eat it, wouldn’t it be possible to freeze the mung bean soup overnight?”

The lean detective analyzed disdainfully.

Jing Zhe nodded solemnly: “You’re right, I think so too, but there are always fools who think that we can sell so many popsicles like now all year round!”

“…”

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Just now, everyone was thinking about what was wrong, but when Jing Zhe pointed it out, they immediately understood.

Popsicles are selling well now, firstly because of the hot weather, and also because they have heard that there are many people who pretend to love farts, which is equivalent to putting money in the store without actual consumption. Otherwise, they would sell a thousand popsicles a day. Isn’t it only one hundred taels?

A few days later, when the beginning of autumn is over, there will be far fewer people buying popsicles, let alone winter.

But the lean agent calculated it as two hundred taels a day, which was shockingly shameless.

“Are you calling me a fool?”

Jing Zhe shook his head, “It’s not me, it’s you who scolded me. Only fools with water in their heads would buy popsicles in winter.”

“…”

The lean agent narrowed his eyes.

This algorithm is indeed very flawed. He discovered it himself, but he can’t change the words because Lin Wenyao taught him these. He is just a tool. How can he have the right to change the lines?

Sui Ni said harshly: “Then why didn’t you tell me when you still earned more than two hundred taels a day? Don’t just think about taking advantage! This algorithm is made in accordance with the laws of the imperial court, and it’s useless for you to say anything!”

” …”

You can never change someone who tries to mess with you.

Jing Zhe thought for a while and then continued to ask: “Okay, according to your calculation, we have to pay one thousand four hundred and forty taels a year? How did one thousand two hundred taels come out?” He

was lean and lean .

The policeman grinned, “So you have to thank me! In this year, I only gave you three hundred days, and the remaining sixty days will be exempted for you, and the tax will naturally be reduced. More than two hundred taels! Haha, should you thank me?”

“Well, I just thanked your whole family, now I should thank your eighteen generations of ancestors!”

Agent Jingshou: “…”

Chen Mo: “…”

“Don’t talk nonsense, hurry up and get the money!

” The thin captain said impatiently.

“Wait a minute, the official just said that this algorithm is stipulated by the imperial law. I am ignorant and have never heard of such laws. Why don’t you show it to me and everyone else? This tax is also Those who can do it will be convinced!”

The lean agent was a little embarrassed after hearing this. He was just a messenger, how could he know what the laws were?

Just when he was hesitating what to say, he suddenly saw Lin Wenyao coming from the opposite side!

“You want the law? Haha, I have it!”

Hearing Lin Wenyao’s calm voice, the lean agent finally breathed a sigh of relief, and his mission was successfully completed.

Lin Wenyao walked closer, stared at Chen Mo greedily for a few more times, and then said dissatisfied to everyone: “I just tell him alone, what are you doing here?”

After saying that, he winked at the policemen, The police officers understood and immediately dispersed the onlookers.

When only Jing Zhe, Chen Mo and others were left at the scene, Lin Wenyao smiled coldly: “You want the law? I tell you, in Yongzhou City, my father is the sky, and I am the law!”

“I just said it’s okay. You have one thousand two hundred taels, right? Now I have changed my mind, one thousand four hundred and forty taels, no less! If you can’t hand it over tomorrow morning, just wait until the door is closed!”

Then he looked at Chen Mo and said She smiled coquettishly: “If this young lady can go back to the house with the young master and discuss this matter, maybe there will be a change~”

“…”

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(End of this chapter)