The Disciple’s Diligence Makes the Master Seem Lazy - Chapter 49

[Chapter 49: Talking about sensitive topics]

Daxu looked at her in confusion: “Sensitive topics?”

“Yeah.”

An Zhiyu’s eyes flashed, and he looked at Daxu with a smile. She was really too cute, small and cute, and he always wanted to bully her.

“For example?”

Daxu also became interested, pricked up her ears, blinked her big eyes, her face flushed slightly, and half of her face was submerged in the water, blowing bubbles.

Seeing her blowing bubbles, An Zhiyu thought she was even more lovely, and wanted to…

An Zhiyu reached out and poked her face, which was particularly soft, and smiled:

“You should have lived for three hundred years. Have you ever liked anyone in these hundreds of years?”

Daxu nodded with a red face: “I like my mother, and I like my greedy aunt. They are all my…”

An Zhiyu interrupted her: “I’m talking about men.” Daxu

shook her head: “No.”

“Why? Don’t you like men?”

“Why should I like men?” Daxu looked into her eyes with a sincere face.

Her question confused An Zhiyu. He took two steps back and said with a slightly panicked look:

“Do you like girls?”

“No.”

Da’er shook her head.

An Zhiyu asked again: “Does anyone like you?”

“How should I know?”

“Okay, let’s skip this question. Let me ask you a sensitive question. Do you like Li Xu?”

Da’er’s face was full of black lines. What is this all about?

“This question is a bit sensitive. How about I change the question. If Li Xu and his mother fall into the river at the same time, who will you choose to save first?” What

kind of crappy question is this? The topic is completely wrong.

Da’er was speechless: “My master is an orphan, where does his mother come from?”

“Well, okay, then I’ll change it. Li Xu and a dog fall into the river at the same time and are about to drown. Who do you choose to save?”

“???”

Da’er looked at her. Is this serious?

Li Xu is going to fall into the river with the dog? What a weird question.

Besides, he has water escape, how could he be drowned?

Seeing Daxu rolling her eyes, An Zhiyu also felt that her topic was a bit stupid, and said with a smile:

“Then let me change it. If your master marries the chief priest of the Imperial Academy, do you support it?”

Daxu blurted out: “No.”

Letting Li Xu marry an old man, wouldn’t that damage the reputation of the master? She definitely wouldn’t support it.

An Zhiyu said seriously: “To sum up, I have successfully tested that you like Li Xu.”

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What the hell, so careless?

Daxu looked at her, and her mood was very complicated for a while. Before she could come back to her senses, An Zhiyu’s questions came one by one.

“If you marry Li Xu, what martial arts will you use on your wedding night?”

“If you and Li Xu make a baby, what will the boy’s name be and what will the girl’s name be?”

“How many children will you have?”

An Zhiyu’s questions were thrown out one by one, catching Daxu off guard and making her mind a little confused.

Is this a topic she can answer at her age?

She stared at An Zhiyu blankly, her scalp tingling. The topic was indeed sensitive.

She tried her best to think about how to answer.

If it was really as An Zhiyu said, what martial arts would be used on the wedding night?

And who should move first?

If there is really a child, the girl must be given a nice name, and it doesn’t matter if it’s a boy, either Goudan or Tiezhu will do.

How many children will there be?

Wait… um…

Daxu suddenly felt that there was something wrong with her brain. Why was she thinking about these things? She must be crazy.

She glanced at An Zhiyu and saw her looking at her with a smile: “Hahaha, I’m laughing to death, are you really thinking about it?”

Gurgle gurgle…

Daxu blew a small bubble from her mouth and quickly sank her head into the water. It was really embarrassing. She was actually teasing herself.

No, I have to turn the game around.

Da’er poked her head out and asked, “I have two questions for you now.”

“What do you want to ask?” An Zhiyu felt a little dangerous, “I’m telling you, don’t be ungrateful, I’m very fierce.”

“Question one: Why is there so much water?”

“Question two: Why is there no hair?”

Da’er’s two questions hit her soul. An Zhiyu didn’t know how to speak for a moment. She said:

“Sorry to bother you. Goodbye.”

She sank into the water and slipped away.

“Don’t run.”

Da’er also sank into the water, intending to tease her. She appeared beside her, stared at her body from all angles, and then tickled her armpits.

An Zhiyu couldn’t help laughing, swallowed a few sips of water, and exposed her head.

“Forgive me, I’m ticklish.”

“Actually, I’m ticklish too.” Da’er giggled, “Who told you to tease me?”

“Stop, I found that there seems to be something wrong with the waterfall.”

An Zhiyu frowned suddenly, and she and Da’er swam under the waterfall unknowingly.

“What’s wrong?”

“Come with me.”

An Zhiyu went over the edge of the waterfall and saw the dark stone wall.

She was puzzled: “This lake is not a man-made lake, it is a secondary development based on the original one.”

“What do you mean?” Da’er asked.

“It means that this lake and waterfall existed originally, but someone artificially carved it to make it look more neat.”

Because these stone walls seem to have a history of at least a thousand years, they have turned into a dark black color, and it is impossible for artificial ones to be this color.

“What do you want to say?”

“I want to say that if it is a natural waterfall lake, there may be a mystery on the stone wall behind the waterfall, or there may be extremely powerful treasures in the depths of the lake.”

An Zhiyu often reads storybooks.

This kind of natural area must have treasures.

She always thought that the lake and waterfall were purely artificial, but she didn’t expect that they were processed on the basis of nature.

She didn’t find it until she came to the bottom of the waterfall, otherwise, she wouldn’t have noticed it at all.

She fumbled on the stone wall for a while, but didn’t find any tricks.

“The treasure may be at the bottom of the lake, let’s go down and take a look.”

An Zhiyu took Da’s hand and swam to the bottom of the lake.

This is the deepest part of the lake, because it is often directly hit by the water flow of the waterfall.

As a result, there are only bare stones at the bottom of the water, nothing.

The two shook their heads helplessly, floated to the surface, and jumped onto the stones behind the waterfall.

“Sister Zhiyu, no.”

An Zhiyu cursed, “It seems that I should read less useless books in the future. I thought I could find a powerful treasure and be invincible from now on.”

Dazhu blinked her eyes and said, “I suspect you are deliberately changing the sensitive topic.”

She looked at An Zhiyu, clenched her hands into claws, and made a move to attack her.

An Zhiyu said, “Stop it, let’s go back. If we don’t go back, your master will be worried.”

“You are changing the subject again.”

An Zhiyu suddenly pretended to be shocked and looked at the stone wall behind Dazhu. There was nothing there, but she had to deliberately change the subject. She said with a look of horror:

“There is a snake behind you.”

“Ah!” Dazhu screamed and jumped into the water in fear, shouting:

“Master, Master… Help, there is a snake!”

Her voice was loud and spread far away.

An Zhiyu’s face changed, and she had a bad premonition. Would Li Xu come over?

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