How I Became the Emperor - Chapter 282
[282. Chapter 282 The joke is not nonsense]
The voice was as clear as a bell, buzzing and echoing in the secret room.
After hearing this, Xing Laodao’s eyes widened and he looked shocked.
Finally, he raised his right fist and gave a thumbs up: “Lao Lu, you are really awesome! This idea is so unconventional and bold that I really can’t guess you!”
As you can imagine, as soon as this shocking rumor came out, The entire Xuanjing will explode.
I am afraid that Lu Gan will immediately become a thorn in the eyes of all the princes, a thorn in their flesh, and a target of public criticism.
“It’s just that… Zhao Xuanji is stationed in Yujing, and those people are extremely anxious and don’t dare to touch you.”
Xing Laodao put down his hand and asked with a frown.
“Then please ask Zhao Xuanji to cooperate and put on a show.”
Lu Qian knocked on the table, his eyes flashing sharply: “Compared to the peaceful and prosperous age and the eternal foundation, it is just a rumor. With Zhao Xuanji’s domineering mind, it should not be Take it to heart. Also, I have already thought about the rumors.”
“Hmm?”
Xing Laodao asked with interest.
Lu Gan thought about it for a moment and said, “I met a fisherman by the Qingyang Lake, and I lost my life at the sight of a mystery! As soon as the rumor spread, someone will naturally fill in the details.” “
Six six six six six!”
Old Xing shook his head repeatedly. Praise: “You are such a genius! It would be a waste of your talent not to become a novelist! However, the fisher girl’s status is a bit low. How about changing to someone else? An official lady, a knight-errant girl? Or a demon girl?” “
He was all excited!
Lu Gan waved his hand: “You can make these up as you like. You can make it as exaggerated as you want. It doesn’t matter if it’s a little bit bloody. It’s just a rumor anyway. In short, just make up ten or eight versions and distribute them.”
“Okay! Then I just made it up!”
Xing Laodao’s eyes flickered, and he smiled obscenely: “Yes! Lao Lu, you are actually the son of Princess Dayou!”
⊙(◇)?
Lu Qian was stunned for a moment: “Although it is made up, the joke is not nonsense. Old Xing, you should at least be more reliable! Only a fool would believe Princess Dayou!”
“Old Lu, listen to me first!” said
Old Xing !
Throwing away the wine jar in his arms, he said with a red face: “In the last years of Dayou, the people were in dire straits. Zhao Xuanji had long wanted to rise up and overthrow Dayou, so he came to Dayou Kyoto and disguised himself as a spy to spy on Dayou. It was a coincidence. Later, he met Princess Dayou, and they fell in love at first sight
,
and they were engaged for life. Later, Princess Dayou learned of Zhao Xuanji’s identity, and persuaded Zhao Xuanji to become her consort and save the building from collapse!
Lu Gan looked at the excited Xing Laodao and did not interrupt.
Xing Laodao continued: “Under the persuasion of his beloved, Zhao Xuanji agreed. The two then asked to see the deposed emperor of Dayou. The deposed emperor was afraid of Zhao Xuanji’s powerful force and agreed on the surface, but when Zhao Xuanji returned to prepare, he directly Princess Dayou was sent to the Dayun Dynasty for marriage. Princess Dayou naturally preferred to die and took the opportunity to escape halfway and find Zhao Xuanji. “
What a third-rate screenwriter, there is no logic, it is really bloody.
Lu Qian muttered secretly in his heart, but he still listened.
At this time, Xing Laodao sighed: “Unfortunately, the deposed emperor found out that the princess had run away from her relatives, so he directly sent his guards to chase her. In the end, at the bank of Qingyang Lake, the princess died under the sword of the guards. Zhao Xuanji, who came belatedly, saw this scene , furious, actually broke through to the realm of Martial Saint!”
“…”
Lu Qian had nothing to say.
Xing Laodao entered the state, stood up, and spoke in a measured tone: “Just when Zhao Xuanji was about to rise up, you fell to the ground! In an instant, a natural phenomenon occurred, the purple star shone brightly, thousands of stars hung down, and a golden dragon rose from the east Rise up and fly into the sky, the sound of the dragon’s roar shakes the sky, the earth, the sun and the moon! All the creatures in Dayou are calling your name softly!”
Suddenly, Xing Laodao’s voice became louder:
“You are the body of a holy dragon, just now. When you are born, you have already passed through the physical realm and condensed a trace of Gang Qi. “
“
You are the master of heaven and earth, you are the king of all things, you are electricity, you are light, you are the holy dragon of mountains and rivers!
Your name is Gan!”
When Xing Laodao said this, he was already standing on the table, with his hands raised in the air, his tone was extremely exciting, and his beard was trembling.
It feels like the real thing.
However, Lu Gan’s face was indifferent, like a pool of stagnant water.
“Why, Lao Lu, this story I made is not bad!”
Xing Laodao jumped down from the table, his face full of excitement.
“One word, water!” Lu Gan shook his head: “If the storyteller dares to tell this version, he probably won’t even get half a copper coin reward.”
“Uh… is it so bad?”
Xing Laodao scratched his head, feeling a little doubtful. Own.
“It’s okay, you can make it up as you like. I can’t control what the rumors will become in the end.”
Lu Qian waved his hand lightly and said with squinted eyes: “Wait a minute, I’m going to go out to deliver a letter to the Fang family, just use The prince’s carriage and ceremonial escort gave those people unlimited room for imagination. “
Okay! I’ll leave first!”
Xing Laodao couldn’t wait to leave the secret room.
As soon as he left, Lu Qian stood up, came to the main hall, and called Butler He: “Send me a greeting card to Grand Scholar Fang. I’m going to visit you in the evening.”
At this time, the people of the Fang family were still in charge of politics in Dianmao, so they had to be late to deliver the letter.
“Young man, go make arrangements now!”
Steward He bowed and accepted the order, turned around and left.
“Wait a minute.”
Lu Gan suddenly called out to him: “Master Fang is also my elder after all. This is the first time I come to visit you and I can’t break the etiquette. Are the chariots and honor guards in the palace still there?”
“Yes. Dare you. I asked the young master if he wanted to travel in the prince’s chariot?”
Butler He replied honestly.
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhao Mingyue next to her sighed and said, “Lu Qian, are you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, starting to get carried away with your life?”
“Youxue is already engaged to me, so you must respect her elders.”
Lu He shook his head and explained, then turned around and said, “It’s just that the prince’s chariot feels a bit overwhelming, which is not good. Are there any other chariots? For example, the chariot used by the prince?” “
This… there are some. .”
A strange look flashed in Butler He’s eyes, and he nodded.
“Then let’s use the prince’s chariot.”
Lu Gan waved his hand casually, as if he didn’t take this matter to heart.
“Yes, I will make arrangements now.”
Butler He bowed to Lu Qian and exited the main hall.
Next to them, Zhao Mingyue, Mu Lingshui, and Guo E all had great doubts on their beautiful faces.
Zhao Mingyue tilted her head and blinked with lively eyes: “Lu Qian, are you a little… unscrupulous?”
She thought about it and felt that it was really unscrupulous.
Mu Lingshui snorted coldly and stared at Lu Qian: “It’s not just unscrupulous, it’s simply audacious! Lu Qian, don’t think that you can do whatever you want with His Majesty’s gold medal. Believe it or not, you will travel in the prince’s chariot today, and the imperial envoy tomorrow, and The official’s memorial will be like snowflakes, directly covering your whole body!”
“I would like to give a word of advice to the brave king…”
Guo E’s voice was ethereal, and she said solemnly: “The prince’s chariot and honor guard cannot be used casually, my sect. The government will hold you accountable! It can range from thirty canes to fifty whips, and the more serious consequences include depriving you of your title and being demoted to a commoner!”
“Why should you care about such a trivial matter?”
Lu Qian waved his hand and said in a arrogant manner. Please excuse me, you three. I won’t investigate the case today. I’m going to practice for a while.”
After that, he disappeared in a flash, leaving only a whirlwind spinning on the ground.
Zhao Mingyue and the other three looked at each other in confusion.
“Hmph! This guy is so proud of his merits that he has become arrogant. Do you really think that this is Qingyang County and no one can cure him?”
Mu Lingshui snorted coldly.
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Gan’s voice came: “Tool Man No. 1, if you insult me behind my back, you will automatically go to Butler He to pay a fine of fifty taels of gold tomorrow.”
“…”
In an instant, Mu Lingshui clenched her silver teeth. His face was full of irritation.
Stomping his feet, he turned around and walked away.
“That humble post also went to patrol the city.”
Guo E bowed her hands to Zhao Mingyue, flew out, and left the palace with her little gray donkey.
“What the hell is this guy doing? Is it really inflated?”
Zhao Mingyue looked puzzled, gritted her teeth, and planned to go back to the palace to find out more about her father.
When she returned to the palace, she went to the imperial study room to inquire, only to find that her father had already begun to retreat after attending the morning court, and ordered Su Qiuyu to command all officials and all the princes to oversee the country.
“Why are you in seclusion at this time?”
Zhao Mingyue walked out of the palace gate and looked at the silver moon in the sky, feeling that something was wrong.
Subconsciously, she came to the Star Observation Tower.
The ten-mile long street in front of the Star Observation Tower has been repaired and is as clean as new. When you climb up to the 300-foot-high Star Observation Tower and look at the vast and magnificent starry sky, your mind feels peaceful and relaxed.
Raising your hands to pick up the stars will frighten the heavens.
When she was a child, she loved staying in the Star Observation Tower, staring at the huge bright moon in the sky in a daze.
Suddenly, a commotion and exclamation came from a restaurant not far away.
Zhao Mingyue raised her eyebrows, listened for a moment, and her expression suddenly became strange.
Then, her beautiful eyes trembled slightly, her little mouth opened wider and wider, and it took a long time before she uttered a sentence in extreme shock:
“Lu Qian is my brother?”
No more.
(End of chapter)
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