How I Became the Emperor - Chapter 305

[305. Chapter 305 The donkey who speaks human language]

At this moment, Guo E also saw Lu Gan.

She led the little gray donkey, rushed over in one step, and slightly arched her hands towards Lu Qian: “I have seen the brave king.”

Pfft.

The little gray donkey snorted, came close to Lu Gan, and sniffed a few times. The black donkey’s eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had discovered something.

“This little guy has always been greedy. He always smells delicious food when he sees someone. Please don’t be offended by the brave king.”

Guo E said calmly, took out a sapphire elixir from somewhere, and fed it to the gray donkey’s mouth.

The gray donkey stretched out its big tongue and ate the elixir directly. Its bright donkey eyes were still staring at Lu Gan.

“What a precious donkey, he actually ate Baicao Dan!”

Seeing this scene, Su Yingluo looked amazed.

This Herb Pill is an excellent healing pill, worth fifty taels of gold each. This is the first time she has taken the pill.

Lu Qian was also slightly surprised: “Miss Guo is really generous!”

“It saved my life, so it’s natural to give it something good to eat.”

Guo E looked calm and stroked the donkey’s ears, her voice was ethereal, like the horizon. Flowing clouds.

What a brilliant sonic skill! Close by, yet far away!

Lu Qian raised his eyebrows and nodded secretly in his heart.

It seems that Feitian Guan still has some strength, and he is not completely rubbish like Bai Yuhou Wen Zijun.

At this time, Mu Lingshui, who had lost money, floated over and glared at Lu Gan, seeming to put the blame for stepping on the gravel steps on Lu Gan’s head.

“Amitabha.”

The old monk in red cassock came over, clasped his hands, and bowed to Lu Gan: “This must be the brave king who is famous in Xuanjing! I’m so polite!”

“Master, you’re welcome.”

Lu Gan nodded, He replied: “This time we are here to taste the vegetarian meal, not to ask the Buddha to donate incense. Master does not need to accompany us.”

“That’s it! The vegetarian meal hall is in the Pilgrim Room in the northwest corner. Please feel free to do so, King Brave.”

said the old monk in red cassock .

After that, he prayed together again, turned around and drifted away.

“Is Miss Guo here to visit the temple?”

Lu Gan asked casually while holding Su Yingluo’s hand.

Guo E pulled the gray donkey and shook her head slightly: “No. I have an uncle from Feitian Temple who lives and practices here, so I came to visit him.”

“Hey, it’s really weird for the Taoist priests from Feitian Temple to live and practice in a Buddhist temple .

Will he be kicked out?”

Lu Gan asked slightly surprised.

“My uncle was the last master of the Feitian Temple, and he was at the pinnacle of Dharma Appearance. No one in the Daxiang Temple can beat him.”

Guo E replied calmly.

What a wicked man!

Lu Gan’s eyes lit up, he was in awe, and he immediately raised his hands and asked, “I wonder if I can meet Miss Guo’s uncle?”

“This way, please!”

Guo E nodded lightly, led Lu Gan into the temple gate, and turned around After passing several places where the incense lingers and the solemn Mahavira Palace comes, we arrive at a side courtyard.

As soon as the door was opened, a three-person tall bronze cauldron came into view, with wisps of green smoke rising from the ashes at the bottom of the furnace.

“This… is the aroma of venison!”

Lu Qian’s nose moved slightly and he immediately smelled the alluring aroma wafting from the cauldron.

In the heart of Buddhism, barbecue in public!

The former master of Feitian Temple was really unscrupulous.

At this moment, there was a creak, and the wooden door of the Zen room next to him opened, and an old Taoist priest in green robes, neither tall nor short, walked out.

If you take a closer look, you will see that this old Taoist was actually born with double pupils and different appearances.

He stretched, turned around and said with a smile: “Little niece Guo, you finally came to visit my uncle! Did your master ask you to invite me back?”

“Master’s exact words, you’d better die above the nine heavens. .”

Guo E replied calmly and seriously.

“…”

The smile on the green-robed old Taoist priest’s face froze, with a look of fear on his face: “Um, little niece Guo, can you ask your master to change his story? She has broken through to the peak of the Dharma Realm, and the power of her words is even more powerful. It’s so powerful and terrifying, I’m afraid I can’t stand it.”

Guo E nodded: “I’ll tell you.”

“That’s good.”

The old Taoist priest in Qingpao breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and stared at Lu Gan. He was extremely shocked and said, “It’s incredible! It’s incredible! You, a butcher, actually have the ability to suppress the heavens?”

“Senior, can you read fortune tellers?”

Lu Qian raised his eyebrows.

“I have nothing to do, just do some research.”

The old Taoist priest in green robes flashed and appeared a foot in front of Lu Gan. Golden light flashed in his eyes, and a golden eye actually appeared in his eyes.

Then, the double pupils separated, two black and one gold, and the three eyes turned into magatama, spinning in his eyes like wheels, which was very strange and mysterious.

“Weird, weird!”

The green-robed old Taoist priest became more and more surprised as he looked at it: “You have evil eyes, and a vertical line between your heavenly eyebrows is like a knife. You are obviously a butcher! But the energy of heaven and earth around you is faintly condensed into dragons, phoenixes, tigers and turtles, and the sun, moon and stars surrender to you. , is the fate of the ruler of all things in the world! This kind of fortune-telling, Jiujiu Supreme, wants to be the emperor!”

“…”

After hearing this, Lu Gan took out a piece of silver from his pocket and handed it out: “Senior, you This is a sarcastic statement that will kill you. I can only give you so much.”

The old Taoist priest in Qingpao opened his eyes: “I am not a magician who cheats money! This is what the destiny book says…”

puff.

At this time, the little gray donkey shook its head and snorted again.

The old Taoist priest was slightly startled and suddenly fell silent.

“Grandpa, can you look at my face? I’ll give you this!” Suddenly, Su Yingluo next to her took out a gold leaf and said crisply.

“Your destiny is not bad, you will have nine sons.”

The old Taoist priest rolled up his sleeves, put away the broken silver and gold leaves, and said with a smile.

“Feng gave birth to nine sons?”

Su Yingluo’s dark eyes were full of questions, she raised her cute little face and looked at Lu Qian.

Lu Gan smiled and shook his head, saying that he didn’t know either.

“Grandpa, can you make it clearer?” Su Yingluo took out another gold leaf, her face full of curiosity.

“This fortune-telling cannot be made too clear.”

The old Taoist priest in green robe smiled mysteriously and looked at Mu Lingshui who was following him: “Girl, your face looks like water is dry and the lake is sleepy. It’s not good, it’s not good!”

“Please, please .

Senior’s advice.”

Mu Lingshui frowned and bowed her hands.

She recalled that during this period, there were constant troubles and everything went wrong. This time she came to Daxiang Temple with Guo E. She wanted to meet the master of Feitian Temple and ask for his advice.

It just so happened that her name also had the word “water” in it. Although the look he had just seen on Lu Qian’s face seemed unreliable, let’s give it a listen.

The old Taoist priest in green robe looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees: “As the saying goes, meat and wine pass through the intestines, and the Buddha crosses the rich…”

“I understand.”

Mu Lingshui immediately took out a thumb-sized gold ingot and handed it over.

“Infinite Heavenly Lord.”

The old Taoist priest in green robes directly took away the gold ingot, performed a salute, and said solemnly: “It is not difficult to solve the situation of dry water and swamps. The simplest way is to find another source.”

“Find another source.”

The source?”

After hearing this, Mu Lingshui lowered his head, thoughtfully.

Immediately, she raised her head, frowned and asked: “Senior, do you want me to choose another good master? Who is the good master?”

“Buddha said it cannot be said, it cannot be said.”

The old Taoist priest waved his hand slightly and glanced inadvertently. Lu Gan glanced.

Seeing this, Mu Lingshui did not ask further questions, frowned and lowered his head, with a tangled look on his face.

“Senior, your meat is ready.”

At this time, Lu Gan suddenly pointed at the cauldron.

“Oh!”

The green-robed old Taoist priest’s three-eyed vision disappeared, and he turned around and flicked his Taoist robe.

There was a loud thud.

The lid of the cauldron flew up, and a ball of black mud shot out.

The old Taoist priest grabbed it with his empty hand, and the black mud shot to the ground and shattered, revealing the lotus leaves wrapped in layers.

Suddenly, a burst of fresh meat aroma hit my nostrils.

“We are destined to meet each other, so I will give each of you a deer leg as a gift.”

The old Taoist priest in green robe snapped his fingers a few times, and shot out his sword energy, directly cutting open the lotus leaf meat ball.

After a while, Lu Gan, Su Yingluo, Guo E, and Mu Lingshui each held a deer leg.

Before Lu Gan could thank him, the old Taoist priest in green robes suddenly stared and exclaimed: “Oh no! That old guy has already discovered that Pindao picked his thousand-year-old geocentric lotus barbecue, and is now coming to kill him! Pindao I’ll meet you again someday!”

After saying that, he flashed a gust of wind and flew into the sky, trying to escape.

boom.

The next moment, a golden palm fell from the sky and directly slapped the old Taoist priest in green robe into the ground.

“Kimi! We are all old friends! The poor Taoist just picked your thousand-year-old earth heart lotus. There is no need to use the Sumeru Mountain Seal to beat people! Monk, you must be compassionate!” The

old Taoist priest in green robe said. Jump out of the pit and shout loudly towards the sky.

“Amitabha, I am very merciful and have come to send the donor to the Western Heaven of Bliss.”

In the sky, a deep Buddha’s voice came, and a golden big handprint descended from the sky again.

“Wow! The monk has broken the habit of killing!”

The old Taoist priest in green robes screamed strangely, and a cloud of green smoke exploded on the spot, disappearing completely.

The golden big handprint also turned into golden light and shot straight to the east.

Such mysterious means opened Lu Gan’s eyes.

This is like a magical power!

Looking back, I found that the remaining venison had been eaten completely by the gray donkey.

Immediately, it came over, tilted its head, licked its lips, and stared directly at Lu Qian’s chest with its big black eyes, showing a very human look.

It’s begging for food.

Lu Qian lowered his head and glanced at the Beauty Pill, Blood Bodhi, and the bottle of diluted Dragon Essence hidden in his arms.

This donkey… smelled his treasure?

“Give me that red Bodhi seed!”

Suddenly a clear voice came into my ears, as if it was the voice of a three or five-year-old boy.

Who is speaking?

Lu Gan frowned.

“It’s me! Donkey!” Then, the voice sounded again.

Lu Gan raised his head suddenly, his sharp eyes meeting the gray donkey’s two big black eyes, with a look of shock on his face.

“Yes, it’s me.”

Gray Donkey stretched out his big tongue and licked his mouth, then nodded in a very humane manner.

Good luck!

Donkeys can speak human language!

(End of chapter)