How I Became the Emperor - Chapter 375

[375.Chapter 375 Rules of the Palace of Eternal Life]

Ten points will be deducted if the sitting posture is inelegant.

If you smoke, lose thirty points.

Get a tattoo, minus 60 points.

If you look good, add two hundred points.

Lu Gan withdrew his gaze and deliberately lowered his voice and said, “I have a friend who also likes to smoke, drink, and perm his hair. I wonder where Xuan Nu is? I want to take his place…”

“No! No way!”

Before he finished speaking, the white fox squatting in front of Xuan Nu interrupted with a crisp voice: “The first rule in this Hall of Eternal Life is that you cannot reveal your identity, let alone your training place!

“

It led to a fatal disaster! Five years ago, there was a careless demon genius who blew himself up because he was protected by the immortals of his sect. As a result, he died and caused a sect war in which millions of people died. Oh! The other descendant hasn’t been here for a long time, and he’s probably dead!”

“Oh? Rules?”

Lu Gan raised his eyebrows and glanced at Xuan Nu. Maybe the appearance is fake? This mysterious lady may be a big man, and you, the fox, may be… a dog?

“Bah! You are a dog! You and your family are all dogs! “

It’s a dog. Believe it or not, I will bite you!”

The white fox bared its teeth and glared, looking fierce and cute.

“Forget it, let me show my cards. I have just received the inheritance from the Palace of Eternal Life, and I am new here. If you have any advice, just tell me.”

Lu Qian leaned back, leaning on the starry dragon chair with his back, and bowed to the two of them. Handed over.

“Humph! Seeing that you are so sensible, I will tell you… Oh!”

Bai Hu looked proud, and just in the middle of speaking, a green hand stretched out and pinched the back of her neck, interrupted her speech.

This person is naturally Xuannv.

Xuannv lifted the white fox, put it aside, blew out a puff of smoke, and tapped the long white jade table with the jade pipe: “The secret of the Eternal Life Palace is worth a lot of money. It’s unavoidable that you want us to tell you with such empty words. “That’s a bit unkind.”

“Oh? What do you want?”

Lu Qian narrowed his eyes slightly.

“I don’t want money!”

A gleam flashed in Xuannv’s eyes: “Give us martial arts secrets, magical weapons, spiritual fruit pills, whatever!”

“I can’t give it.” Lu Gan refused decisively: “According to what you said The first rule is that once I give you martial arts secrets, or magic weapons and spiritual fruit pills, you may use some means to find me!”

“Hehe, Xuan Nu, look, this guy is not an idiot. “

The white fox blinked his blue eyes.

Xuannv nodded lightly: “It’s okay, you’ve passed the test. Su Su, please tell him the rules of the Eternal Life Palace.”

After that, she continued to smoke.

“Excuse me.”

Lu Qian bowed his hand to Bai Hu.

“Hehe, the first rule is that you cannot reveal your identity. Everyone uses code names or pseudonyms. Her name is Xuannv, and my name is Bai Susu. What is your name?”

On the jade table, the white fox walked enchantingly and briskly. With a quick pace, he walked up to Lu Gan and asked with squinted eyes.

Under the light of the stars in the sky, the fox’s face was half pure, four half soft, and one half charming, just like a young girl who had just grown up.

The fluffy snow-white tail was swaying left and right on the long white jade table, looking very loose and soft.

Lu Qian suddenly felt the urge to rub her.

“What do you want to do!”

Unexpectedly, the white fox seemed to notice something as he thought, his blue eyes widened, his face full of vigilance.

With a whoosh, she doubled up like lightning, got into the huge bird’s nest made of green grass on the left side of the jade table, and turned into a girl in white clothes with a bang.

It was the same one I saw last time I came in.

“You can just call me ‘Your Majesty’ from now on.”

Lu Gan glanced thoughtfully at Xuannv on the right side of the jade table and said.

“No!”

“No!”

Xuannu and Bai Susu refused in unison.

“Why?”

Lu Qian said calmly: “This is just a code name, why should you care?”

“No! You take advantage of us!”

Bai Susu was very determined and turned to look at Xuannv: “Xuannv, I see He has a nine-dragon crown of stars on his head and is surrounded by the sun, moon and stars. He looks like the Lord of the Stars. Why don’t we call him Er Lun Zi?

“Okay!”

Xuan Miao’s eyes lit up and she nodded in agreement.

A fool? ? ?

Lu Qian was stunned for a moment, then spread his hands and smiled: “Forget it, as long as you are happy. What about the second rule?”

“Hehe, hehe.”

Bai Susu’s smiling eyes were curved like a fox: “The second rule The first rule is that you can practice and compete in martial arts in the Eternal Life Palace, but you cannot affect others.”

This sentence made Lu Qian look stern.

In this Palace of Eternal Life, being able to fight means that you can hurt others?

“Don’t worry.”

At this time, Xuannv changed her posture, crossed her legs, squinted her eyes, took a puff from her pipe, and blew out the smoke: “In this Hall of Eternal Life, the descendants are protected by the star map, and no one can hurt anyone. No matter how powerful your moves are, you can’t destroy anything here, so you can practice martial arts here as you like.”

“Understood.” Lu Gan nodded.

Now he can also see that Bai Susu looks a bit naive and simple, but he is definitely not that easy to deceive.

As for this Xuannv, she has a sharp mind and is not easy to deal with.

“The third rule is, don’t bring in dirty things that are an eyesore!” Bai Susu wrinkled her jade nose, as if remembering some bad memories.

“What do you mean by this?”

Lu Gan glanced at the pipe and wine gourd in Xuannv’s hand.

“Hmph, that demonic guy last time was so arrogant that he treated this place as his own storage room and threw everything in, like corpses, severed hands and feet, purple river carts, dead fish and rotten shrimps… It was simply extremely bad! He was so angry that Xuannv and I burned his things!”

Bai Susu said angrily.

After listening, Lu Gan nodded with understanding and continued to ask: “Is there anything else?”

“No more.”

After Bai Susu finished speaking, his eyes blinked.

“Are there just three rules? They all seem reasonable! But can you let me try it?” Lu Qian stood up with his eyes shining brightly.

“Whatever.”

Bai Susu’s eyes brightened: “If you want to see if you are protected by the star map, you can hit me!”

“Okay! I’m offended!”

Lu Qian nodded solemnly and made a huge palm print with his palm. .

Seeing this, Bai Susu jumped out and hit the palm print. She was knocked flying to the huge copper door and fell to the ground.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Susu was seriously injured, it hurts so much. I want Xuannv to hug her and kiss her before she gets up!”

Bai Susu covered her chest and rolled on the ground coquettishly.

The voice sounded strong, not like he was seriously injured at all.

Xuannv rolled her eyes angrily and didn’t bother to pay attention to her.

Here, Lu Gan slapped himself, and the huge force hit the star dragon robe, and the starlight flashed and was directly absorbed.

It seems that it really can’t hurt others, nor can it hurt itself.

“Thank you both very much.”

Lu Qian sat down on the Starry Dragon Chair again, cupped his hands and said, “It’s just that I still have a few questions that I would like you to answer.”

“Wait a minute!”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xuan Nu suddenly He shouted, and a strange light burst out in his eyes: “Can you punch?”

(⊙_⊙)?

Lu Qian was stunned on the spot.

“You don’t know how to do these?” Xuannv frowned: “You should know the same about mahjong, Pai Gow, dice, and leaf tiles, right?”

“Yes, you can, but what does this mean?”

Lu Gan was a little confused. Can’t turn a corner.

“Hee hee.” At this time, Bai Susu stood up like a carp, flashed back to her nest, swayed her little feet and said: “Xuan Nu likes to gamble, but only when I am in the Palace of Eternal Life can she find someone to gamble with her! What a pity. , no one has come to the Palace of Eternal Life for a long time, and Xuannu and I can’t even have fun gambling. Now that you are here, Xuannu can gamble to your heart’s content! Let me tell you secretly, Xuannu is happiest when she is gambling. She will answer your question!”

“…” Lu Gan

raised

his eyebrows, a little wary: “How old are you? How do I know if you are planning to steal my money?”

!”

Xuan Nu became excited and said, “How do you want to play? I’ll accompany you!”

“That’s… not good!”

Lu Gan nodded after a moment of hesitation. Licking his lips: “Have you ever heard of Landlords?”

Landlords?

Xuannv’s eyes were bright: “Is this a new way of playing? Come on, tell me!”

“Okay!”

Lu Gan nodded and then explained.

As soon as she finished speaking, Xuan Nu disappeared, leaving only one sentence floating in the air: “I’m going to prepare the jade token.”

The speed of that vicious dog snatching food did not seem like a fake.

I dare you to love this mysterious girl who is capable of eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and smoking the five poisons!

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