How I Became the Emperor - Chapter 580

[580. Chapter 580 Actually…I am the Jade Emperor!]

Shen Baishuang is out of seclusion.

But it was her sister Shen Zishuang who came.

When this guy first appeared, she was still a cold and arrogant girl who stayed away from strangers. She looked ice-snow and smart, but she never expected that her IQ was only… nine!

“Are you sister Shen Zishuang, or sister Shen Baishuang?”

Lu Gan comforted the big cat beside him, Dahuang, stood up, looked straight, and asked solemnly.

Shen Zishuang clasped her hands behind her back, looking pure and touching, and tilted her head: “I am the elder sister, do I need to distinguish them so clearly?”

“Of course!”

Lu Gan glanced at her: “First of all, you are eating for nothing at home. Bai Zhu, you have already owed several months of rent, liquidated damages, and late fees. You have to pay me back five hundred taels of gold. Also, Shen Baishuang, Ji Yao, and Ruoshui also owe a lot of money for playing cards.”

“Ah. ?”

Shen Zishuang was shocked and at a loss: “How much does my sister owe?”

“It’s not much, just five thousand taels of gold. Also, Ji Yao, Ruoshui has transferred your IOU, that is to say, I am your creditor now,”

Lu Qian said calmly.

“Five thousand taels? How could you lose so much?”

Shen Zishuang’s beautiful eyes widened and she exclaimed.

“…”

At this time, Lu Gan was finally sure that the guy in front of him was really the idiot Shen Zishuang. He couldn’t help but sigh: “After so long, I have provided you with delicious food and drink, how come your brain is still so big? I guess I can’t even feed the crabs enough. Moreover, the areas where flesh should grow are still not growing. It’s really strange. This doesn’t comply with the law of conservation of energy!”

Shen

Zishuang’s face turned red and she looked down again. His cheeks bulged due to his magnanimous mind, he stomped his feet angrily, and was about to turn around and leave.

This guy is so bad! If you don’t scare people, you will harm them! Fortunately, she came over immediately after coming out of seclusion!

“Wait a minute.”

At this time, Lu Gan stopped her with a smile: “Come, I’m going to test you with three very simple questions. If you answer them correctly, I will reduce your rent for thirty years and you won’t have to pay back the money. “

Oh? You won’t lie to me, right?”

Shen Zishuang looked happy and turned around, but her face was immediately filled with suspicion.

“How could it be? Although you are often duplicitous, confused, unreliable, and like to contradict your boss, you have been with me for so long, so how could I be willing to lie to you?”

Lu Gan said with a smile. .

When Shen Zishuang heard this, her cheeks bulged even more, and she said in a muffled voice: “Hmph, Mr. Lu, please tell me the question!”

“Okay!”

Lu Qian raised a finger: “The first question, what is the number? ?”

“One.”

Shen Zishuang looked at Lu Qian, feeling confused. Why is this question so easy? Is he going to let things slip on purpose?

“The second question, what is this?”

Lu Qian stretched out two fingers and asked again.

“Two.”

When Shen Zishuang heard this, she felt a little happy in her heart. Lu Qian was indeed letting go.

As expected, Lu Qian smiled and asked his third question: “So, what is one plus one?”

As he spoke, he held out three fingers.

“Three!”

Shen Zishuang blurted out subconsciously.

Lu Gan: “…”

Dahuang: “…”

Big Cat: “…”

One person, one dog and one tiger, all looked at Shen Zishuang in shock, with disbelief on their faces.

Afterwards, Shen Zishuang reacted, and the smile on her face froze, and her snow-white face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The whole body is like steamed red prawns, with hot steam coming out.

His head gradually drooped, wishing he could get into a hole in the ground immediately.

Lu Gan took a step forward and patted her shoulder sincerely: “Zishuang, I think you can ask Sanhua for some arithmetic advice when you have the opportunity. Also, you have to find your parents quickly. First, persuade them to help you again.” You want a younger brother or younger sister, and secondly, ask them to help you find a good family as soon as possible, one who doesn’t dislike your IQ, and who isn’t afraid of passing on your IQ to future generations…”

Boom.

Before she could finish her words, a sonic explosion rang out, Shen Zishuang’s whole body flashed with black and white light, she covered her face and flew away shyly. In the blink of an eye, she returned to her attic and threw herself into Fairy Lan Ji’s arms.

With a bang, the wooden door closed.

“This guy is still a bit thin-skinned.”

Lu Gan shook his head, chuckled, and waved.

The beautiful big cat and Dahuang roared twice, then followed Lu Gan for a walk to the front yard.

“Meet the prince.”

“This servant has met the prince.”

“Meet the prince.”

Along the way, when the maid servants saw Lu Gan, they immediately stood up and saluted with respect.

“Mom.”

After a while, Lu Gan was busy in the front yard, and Yun Xi, who was instructing the maids to take care of the palace, smiled and bowed with his hands.

“Gan’er, did you sleep well last night?”

Mother-in-law said with a dignified and generous smile: “Last night when you came back, there were distinguished guests present, so my mother locked Dahuang. Dahu was by the lake in the backyard of the palace. Let them come out. Oh, and your big eagle is now kept in the condor villa thirty miles to the east. If you whistle, it will hear it and fly over. “

“That’s it, Mom, think about it. You are so thoughtful and have the same orchid quality as Youxue. Your father-in-law is really lucky!”

Lu Qiangong cupped his hands, blew a rainbow fart, and asked with a smile: “By the way, where are my father-in-law and Mr. Fang? Why haven’t you seen them?”

Mother-in-law smiled happily: “You are really good at coaxing people. Youxue’s father and her grandfather are in Pipazhou, planning the construction of Tieniu Speedway. They should be there in a few days. Come back. By the way, Gan’er, it’s not okay if you wake up so early and haven’t had breakfast. Mom will take you to the Yushan Hall, where all kinds of delicacies have been prepared. “

” Okay,”

said Lu Gan .

He declined and followed the mother-in-law to the southeast corner of the palace.

Soon, the two arrived at the Yushan Hall.

After sitting down, various exquisite pastries, porridge, noodles and noodle soup were served.

Lu Gan ate happily and listened to many teachings from his mother-in-law.

For example, words such as restraint, don’t hurt the children, spring fragrance, summer fragrance, autumn fragrance, and winter fragrance can do it for you. The pure Lu Qian couldn’t understand it at all, but in front of the elders, he could only nod in agreement.

Halfway through the meal, Yu Zhiqiu walked in under the leadership of the maid, holding Bai Su who had transformed into a fox.

“You two, you guys should eat slowly. I’ll go and see if the meal is ready in the kitchen. There’s no spiritual fruit after the meal.” As soon as the mother-in-law saw Yu Zhiqiu and the others, she got up and left.

Yu Zhiqiu quickly said a few words of humility and courtesy.

In the end, she couldn’t bear the enthusiasm, so she could only be pressed down on the chair and obediently picked up the jade chopsticks to eat.

Bai Su was also put on another chair by her.

“Lu Gan, I didn’t expect that you really broke through the Gang Qi realm last year! How did you do it?”

Yu Zhiqiu picked up a crystal dumpling and asked in shock while eating it.

Last night, she followed Bai Susu to the night market and heard many rumors about Lu Qian. After confirming again that Lu Qian had broken through the Gang Qi realm the year before, they were extremely shocked.

This is already subversive of common sense!

Even if the human immortal reincarnates, I’m afraid it won’t be so fast! Moreover, the strange thing is that he was stuck in the physical state for more than ten years before he broke through the Gang Qi?

This is unreasonable!

“You really want to know?”

Lu Gan looked at Yu Zhiqiu and Bai Su with curious eyes, and asked with a frown.

Yu Zhi Qiu Bai Su nodded in unison.

“Okay.”

Lu Qian took a sip of tea, cleared his throat, his expression became solemn, and he said in a deep voice: “This is actually the biggest secret of mine! I will only tell the people closest to me! Xuannv , Susu, you two share life and death with me, treat each other with sincerity, and I will tell you this secret! In fact… I am the Supreme Natural Miracle and the True Jade Emperor of Haotian Golden Tower!”

(⊙ _⊙)?

Yu Zhi Qiu Bai’s head was filled with questions.

“That’s right! I am the Jade Emperor!”

At this time, Lu Qian was extremely serious and continued to transmit the message: “On that night, I realized my true self, a little bit of my true spirit awakened, melted the fog of reincarnation, and recalled my supreme identity , he broke through to the Gang Qi Realm, and then his cultivation progressed like crazy! Now, as long as you two work for me for free, when I ascend to the Immortal Realm and return to the position of Immortal Emperor, I will immediately confer you the title of Nine Heavenly Profound Girl. It’s okay if you don’t want to be in the Immortal Class. If you want a husband, I’ll ask Yue Lao to help you tie up a few more wishful husbands with steel bars!”

Yu Zhiqiu: “…”

Bai Su: “…”

The look in their eyes seemed to say, do you think we are fools?

“You don’t believe it?”

Lu Qian frowned slightly, shook his head and sighed: “That’s all, you have no chance of immortality. I’m afraid it will be difficult for you to ascend in this life.”

“Tell me, what do you want us to do for you?”

Yu Zhiqiu picked up the wine. He poured a pot of wine, rolled his eyes at Lu Qian and asked.

“Okay, I just made it all up.”

Lu Gan nodded and said solemnly: “I’m going to kill a group of death row prisoners later, and I need you to help me raid the formation and calm the place.”

“Give me the money.”

Bai Without saying a word, Su Su stretched out a snow-white furry paw towards Lu Gan.

His blue eyes were full of cunning, and the tail behind him was wagging happily, and he seemed to be in a happy mood.

“How much?”

Lu Gan asked casually.

“Hey, one hundred.” Bai Susu said loudly: “I’m worth the money! As soon as my innate magical power is activated, anyone who wants to do it will be fascinated by me immediately. Under the peak martial arts saint , will be affected! Make sure nothing happens!”

Lu Gan frowned.

The 500,000 Yuan stone he took away with the money was given to the Golden Eyed Snake King 100,000 Yuan, and Zhu Qingtang extorted another 60,000 Yuan, leaving only 340,000 Yuan left.

Going to the capital to recruit troops and horses would probably cost a large sum of yuan stones.

This Bai Susu asked for one hundred yuan stones, which converted into two billion taels of gold! It feels very painful!

“Hehe, if you don’t want to give it, you can also give me the little one who can play the piano. Such a cute little one, hehe, it must be very comfortable to hold her in your arms and rub her face!”

Bai Su said with a smile like a crescent moon. serve your own purpose.

“…”

Lu Gan raised his eyebrows. This guy actually likes to masturbate, but Yaoyao is so cute and cute, so he might suck her until he’s bald.

It’s better to just pay him directly.

At this moment, a slightly hoarse voice came from the door, and a guy wrapped in white gauze walked in: “Brother-in-law, so you are here! Hey, why is there a fox here? Is it a male or a female?”

As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed Bai Su’s swaying snow-white fox tail.

Unexpectedly, the fox’s tail flashed with white light, as strong as a pillar, and suddenly swept out, hitting the visitor’s chest.

“Ah!”

With a scream, the person smashed the glass window, vomited blood, flew into the sky, turned into a meteor, flashed for a moment, and disappeared.

Lu Qian was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a moment, a trace of doubt appeared in his eyes:

Could that person just now be his brother-in-law, Fang Yun?

(End of chapter)