I Never Meant to Reborn - Chapter 363

[363. Chapter 357 The wisdom of the scumbag (thank you, The Tang leader, for the reward)]

“Damn, Brother Chen, don’t scare me, okay!”

Under the background of Chen Hansheng’s dark tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goosebumps on his arms When he got up, the muscles on his face tensed up into a pile. He didn’t doubt that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little depressed about his behavior of threatening him.

“You are also 20 years old, why are you still afraid of ghosts?”

Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

“I’m only 19, one year younger than you.”

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he was a little scared and would rather sit on a chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped clean up. Li Zhennan looked very interesting: “Brother Chen, do you still remember when you signed up for freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?”

“Why don’t you remember?”

Chen Hansheng smiled Said: “At that time, you and Lao Yang were still coming to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were both slackers, so Lao Dai will not mention it.”   ”

At the beginning we all thought you were an honest person.”

After one and a half years, if the six people in the dormitory have a deep relationship, it would be a pretentious lie, because they are all adults after going to college, and everyone has their own independent thinking.

But at least under Chen Hansheng’s control, 602 never isolated a roommate.

When Li Zhennan was promoting Rocket 101, he had seen the kind of cold war dormitory. The roommates did their own things. They didn’t play cards or brag. They passed each other without saying hello. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two of them cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the souvenirs from home.

Anan is from eastern Guangdong, and the specialty products also have the characteristics of eastern Guangdong. This is their own dried orange peel, which is also called tangerine peel.

“Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot. Occasionally soaking two slices can invigorate the spleen and clear the lungs.”

“Oh, thanks.”

Chen Hansheng shook a small jar of yellow and dry orange peels, and immediately took out a slice, soaked it in water, and tasted it. It tastes sweet and sour.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games, and Li Zhennan sat on the side watching the fun. He is not afraid now, especially since there were people from the dormitory on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan didn’t know him, he felt more at ease.

“Brother Chen, we’re all in the second semester of our sophomore year. I feel like I haven’t learned anything, and sometimes I’m quite scared.”

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: “Do you feel this way?”

Chen Hansheng shook his head, This is a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realize that the knowledge in college is useless in real life, and it is inevitable that they will have the idea of self-denial.

“Aren’t you a part-time job?”

Chen Hansheng played the game with his fingers “cracking” and asked, “Can’t the money you earn bring you spiritual sustenance?”

“Yes.”

Li Zhennan nodded The head admitted: “If it weren’t for this part-time job, this sense of emptiness would only be magnified. Now I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang. University life is too boring. There is really nothing to do if you don’t play games.”

“Let’s fall in love, Anan.”

Chen Hansheng took a moment to say: “I feel bored in college and have a relationship, feel lonely and feel that I have a relationship, and I feel that I am about to be broken. There is nothing that cannot be solved by a relationship.”

“If so, let’s break up and talk again!” The next day, Chen Hansheng accompanied Shen

Youchu

to dinner, and then drove back to Hong Kong by himself.

He didn’t drive the Xiali parked in the school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that “he left relatives”, and it was difficult to get back by driving the Xiali back.

Like this kind of dating with several girls at the same time, if you don’t know how to lie and routines, there is no way to do it. The most important thing is to be ruthless, and you will think it is true if you want to tell a lie. Such a smart little fish will not would doubt.

Or even if she doubted it, she couldn’t find evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng had already prepared it.   After he got off the bus at the Hong Kong City Bus Station, he went to the newspaper

booth next to him: “Is there any traffic report? It’s the kind of news about people being killed by a car.”

“I don’t know, you can look for it yourself.”

He glanced at Chen Hansheng and didn’t respond. If Chen Hansheng didn’t speak the dialect of Hong Kong City, he didn’t want to reply.

Looking for news like this during Chinese New Year, you must have a hole in your head.

Chen Hansheng smiled and took out 10 yuan and handed it over: “Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School. There is a student who just finished learning how to drive and wants to go on the road. It is useless to persuade him, so I want to remind you with real news. If you can do me a favor, I won’t ask you for change for the 10 yuan.”

Chen Hansheng used to occasionally browse Zhihu, and on that online platform, he was sometimes a “handsome guy with N boats on his feet”, and sometimes It is a “hard-working middle-aged man who was raped by his wife”, sometimes “an engineer working in an international high-end research institute”, and sometimes “a Chinese-American who has lived in New York for more than 20 years”.

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the request of the subject, anyway, it is all made up now.

“That’s it.” The

middle-aged man began to search carefully for the sake of money and legitimate reasons. This kind of news is not difficult to find, and he found dozens of copies for Chen Hansheng casually.

“The novice made a panic mistake on the road, stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people.”

“According to our newspaper, a total of 11 traffic accidents occurred in our province on the way back to the Spring Festival holiday. We remind all car owners not to drive tired.”

“A large truck occurred on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway overturned, causing a strong blockage.”

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Chen Hansheng nodded in satisfaction, picked out two more traffic accidents caused by female drivers, and left with a smile and said goodbye to the boss.

He had a purpose. Although the Chevrolet was bought for Xiao Yuer, Chen Hansheng didn’t want her to drive to Jianye, because that would be a matter of kicking the accelerator from Dongda University to the Finance Institute, and Chen Hansheng didn’t have time to react.

When can Xiao Yuer drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu’s mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange, and the two would not meet each other.

If there is another accident, the scale of the Shura field will exceed imagination. Although Chen Hansheng has already planted various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one after another, it is still very scary to think about it.

However, Chen Hansheng himself could not object to the matter of “driving”, which would make Xiao Rongyu suspicious, so he left it to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to have dinner at home, so he quietly took the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn’t seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he “went away from relatives”, there was nothing he could do about it.

“Xiao Chen, you are here. There is something I want you to comment on.”

Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: “Xiao Chen bought the car, why don’t you let me drive to Jianye? She also has a driver’s license.”

It turned out that her family had long been arguing over this matter, and it seems that Xiao Yu’er is at a disadvantage 1-2.

“Girl, it’s not that Dad won’t let you drive.”

“Daughter Slave” Lao Xiao carefully explained: “Your driver’s license is not very formal, and the owner of the driving school deliberately made you pass the test as soon as possible for Dad’s sake. The driving experience is too little.”

“Xiao Chen also passed in two days.”

Xiao Yu’er said resolutely, “How can he be

on the road.” “He drives well.”

Xiao Hongwei pointed to Chen Hansheng: “Boys have better understanding of machinery. Hansheng seems to be very proficient in touching two laps at the beginning. The coach can’t believe it.”

“Who says female drivers are not as good as male drivers.”

Xiao Yu’er pouted He retorted with his mouth, and then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: “Xiao Chen, what do you think?”

“I support you driving to Jianye.”

Not only did Chen Hansheng not object, but he said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: “Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn’t matter if you’re not proficient, you just need to go on the road a few more times. If you never dare to drive, you will never learn it. In the future, driving is no longer a profession, but a necessary skill in life. ”

“This…”

Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing hesitated seeing Chen Hansheng supporting Xiao Yu’er, but what he said made sense.

“Thank you, Xiao Chen.”

Xiao Yu’er smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

“Let’s eat first, and Dad will think about it later.”

Xiao Hongwei decided to think of a way to get the best of both worlds.

After eating, Lu Yuqing finished packing and sat on the sofa, grabbed the newspaper next to him and read it.

But looking at it, Lu Yuqing’s well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, and her breathing became short. She threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a “snap”, and pushed Xiao Rongyu’s bedroom away without knocking on the door.   ”Xiao Yu’er   ,

let me tell you, as long as I’m your mother, you’ll never even think about driving to school!” You.)   (End of this chapter)