My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 203

[Chapter 202 Chapter 201: Young Village Leader, run away! (Fourth update)]

“Mr. Jing, aren’t you a bit unreasonable?”

As he said that, Su Xinping turned his wine glass over and showed it to Jing Zhe.

Not a drop of wine left.

Jing Zhe tore the chicken legs into pieces while squeezing out a sentence from between his teeth, which were filled with meat.

“What’s not authentic about it?”

“I toasted you a drink, but I drank it all, but you didn’t drink it. Do you think this is authentic?”

“It’s very authentic, but it’s just missing the mark.”

Jing Zhe imitated it naughtily. Old Jingzhouer, “After all, I told you in advance before we drank!”

“You told me in advance? What did you say -“

Suddenly, Su Xinping remembered the sentence “You can do whatever you want with me.” It seemed… indeed Nothing wrong!

Careless!

It’s not that our army isn’t brave, it’s that the enemy is too cunning!

Su Xinping shook his head and decided to start over.

“Okay, it was just the first cup, the second cup -“

“Wait!”

Jing Zhe interrupted him, and then said with a smile: “Before this toast, Persimmon has to punish himself with one drink!”

“Penalize yourself with one drink, by the way. “What?”

“Lift your butt, drink again! This is the culture of the wine table, don’t you know?”

Su Xinping really hadn’t heard of it, and turned to look at Feng Lianru, who had also not heard of it, but he was afraid of being exposed. He was timid and at the same time afraid of offending Jing Zhe, so he nodded.

“Yes, yes!”

“Okay!”

Su Xinping raised his head and finished drinking. Before he could sit down, Jing Zhe filled another glass for him: “Standing on your legs, drinking doesn’t count! Persimmon, why did you forget this? “Where are you?”

“…”

So, Su Xinping drank a third glass of wine, thinking, will everything be okay now?

Unexpectedly, Jing Zhe pointed at him, then pointed at himself and Su Moyan and said, “Come up and sit in the middle. You must have a lot of alcohol!”

“It’s fun!”

Su Moyan, who had drunk too much, clapped his hands and forgot about it. It was his order to let Su Xinping go to Guan Jingzhe, but he turned around and rebelled.

“Xinping, drink it quickly, I still want to hear it!”

“…”

Su Xinping felt that he had been cheated, but he had no choice but to drink it.

But he didn’t know that this was just the beginning of a nightmare. Next, Jing Zhe began to bombard him with dirty talk.

“Wine is food. The more you drink, the younger you become!”

After one glass…

“Wine is made of food. It is a sin not to drink it! “

Another glass…

“Wine is the water of the Yi River. The more you drink, the more beautiful you become!”

Another glass…

Su Xinping really wanted to ask Jing Zhe, where the hell did you learn so many dirty words?

But Jing Zhe’s speed didn’t give him a chance at all!

“I would rather have a hole in my body than let my feelings have a gap. Persimmon is not a woman. I even have a hole in my body, so I just want to have a gap? Drink!”

“…”

“Thousands of rivers and mountains are all about love. If you don’t drink this cup, it’s really true. No, persimmon, let’s deepen the relationship, drink!”

“…”

“Everyone is happy when we are together! So we must drink thoroughly, persimmon. Are you planning to drink this cup again?”

Su Xinping subconsciously wanted to drink again, but his body But he was no longer under the control of his brain, and his eyelids began to fight. The next moment, he could no longer hold on and fell onto the table.

Before he fell down, his only remaining thought was that it was good to be drunk like this, at least he had an alibi.

Goodbye, Jing Zhe!

“Hey, Persimmon, don’t think you can stop drinking by pretending to be asleep. Get up and drink!”

Jing Zhe urged dissatisfied.

Feng Lianru, who had been silent next to him, stood up and said, “Master Jing, please don’t make things difficult for Prince Jin. He must be really drunk!”

Jing Zhe glanced back at him and said directly.

“Seeing as you haven’t spoken a word, you must not be afraid of drinking! Mr. Feng, how about we come?”

Feng Lianru was shocked and waved his hands to apologize.

Yesterday, Jing Zhe, the god of heaven, descended to earth and wrote poems and lyrics to show off his calligraphy. He didn’t see it, but he had learned Jing Zhe’s skills in writing limericks to persuade people to drink. If one person could kill two people, how could he dare to die?

“Master Jing, please spare me!”

“Cut (drink)!”

Although Su Moyan hadn’t fainted yet, he was clearly delirious and started to talk nonsense.

“Young Master Jing, look, His Highness also drank too much. How about we stop here today!”

“Okay!”

Jing Zhe agreed, but seemed to be unsatisfied. Feng Lianru smiled bitterly in his heart. The two of them held a banquet and prepared to knock others out, but he fell down. It was really embarrassing.

“Mr. Jing, I’ll arrange a carriage for you!”

“No need, the journey is not far anyway, we can just walk back and eat!”

Jing Zhe said, patting his bulging belly.

“Okay…”

Seeing Jing Zhe’s sober appearance, Feng Lianru no longer pressed and sent them out of the East Palace.

…

Today is August 16th.

There is an old saying that the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen round.

Last night he was just pretending to be slapped in the face and plagiarizing poems. Jing Zhe didn’t even have time to admire the fifteenth moon, so he deliberately refused Feng Lianru’s offer to send him off in a carriage, thinking that he could appreciate it on the way back. month, as the Mid-Autumn Festival.

But as expected, there is no moon tonight.

During the day, the sky was fine, the autumn air was crisp, and the sun was shining brightly. But at night, a large piece of dark cloud blew in from nowhere, covering the sky tightly.

It was better when we came out of the East Palace. Perhaps for the convenience of inspection, there would be a lantern hanging high every other distance. Although it was not too bright, it was not too dark after all.

But when he left the street of Donggong and turned into the alley next to it, the real night of ancient times was completely exposed to Jing Zhe. It was not so dark that he could not see his fingers, but it was not much better.

At least Jing Zhe can hardly see Hanhan’s big face anymore.

“Hey, if I had known, I would have asked him to send a carriage!”

Jing Zhe regretted a little. Walking around the streets in the dark with a beautiful girl is a kind of style, but following a fool would be too boring.

The difference between the two is obvious, one has a lot of work to do, and the other doesn’t have a lot to do. Thinking of this, Jing Zhe missed Wang Yingqiu again.

But he shook his head. After getting up tomorrow, he should go to the drug store first. It is time to arrange the kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac medicine. Otherwise, where would he dare to go to someone else?

Seeing Jing Zhe shaking his head and sighing, Hanhan also looked at the sky, but his body suddenly trembled.

“Young village leader, let’s go back quickly! I always feel that tonight is weird!”

“Really?”

Jing Zhe smiled and wanted to tease him: “Have you ever heard of a murderous night when the moon is dark and the wind is high? ? I think it looks very similar to now!”

As soon as he finished saying this, a dazzling white light flashed at the end of the alley, and the two of them stopped immediately.

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen black figures came towards them with shining long knives. The leader sneered: “You are quite foresighted. I will leave you a whole corpse later!”

“…”

So …

Jing Zhe didn’t like the high-profile opening remarks, but the other party seemed to have a strong intimidation force, and he was not even in the mood to curse.

Fortunately, Hanhan was by his side, and the dignified second master of Mangshan made him feel much safer.

“Young village leader, I can only hold them back…and it won’t last long, so just run away!”

Hanhan said in frustration.

“…”

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