My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 385

[Chapter 382 You often lie to people (first update)]

After finishing speaking, the stone retreated.

Jing Zhe, who was on the second floor, stood at the entrance of the stairs and kept watching Shitou talking, thinking that this guy was very eloquent.

The customers in the hall were whispering to each other, discussing what a newspaper office is, what a newspaper is, what stories Miss Bailu would tell, and so on.

“President Jing, are you okay?”

Shitou walked up and asked with a smile.

“Well, not bad!”

Jing Zhe patted him on the shoulder, encouraged, and said at the same time: “Tell the chef that the food is ready, and just wait until the story is over before serving the food!”

“Okay, President Jing! Shitou

got the order and ran away happily.

Bai Lu was standing next to Jing Zhe. She no longer had the leisurely style of the past. Instead, she was staring at the newspaper in her hand, mumbling something, frowning slightly, and looking a little nervous.

“What, didn’t you say you don’t have stage fright?”

Jing Zhe said with a smile.

Bai Lu raised her head and glanced at Jing Zhe, her cheeks slightly red: “I’m used to it in Wuxian Garden, so I’m not nervous. But this time the situation is very different. I have never told stories before, and I was entrusted by Mr. Jing.” , I’m always afraid of messing up…”

Bai Lu said a little uneasily.

“It’s okay.”

Jing Zhe patted Bai Lu’s soft shoulder comfortingly, “I believe you, you can do it!”

After hearing this, Bai Lu raised his head and looked at Jing Zhe, his eyes regained their former look, and they were so charming. Also become more confident.

“Master Jing, wait for my good news!”

Then he walked down from the second floor.

…

Everyone was talking a lot there, but when they saw Bai Lu, they immediately stopped talking and looked over with burning eyes.

Bai Lu, who had just regained her confidence, suddenly became nervous again.

She looked back at the stairs on the second floor and saw Jing Zhe nodding towards her, which made her feel a little calmer.

He came to the table at the front desk of the hall, stood still and bowed slightly to the audience – this moment ignited everyone’s enthusiasm. Compared with the scholars who went to Wuxianyuan, the diners who came here to eat looked much thicker. , their chances of seeing Bai Lu are few and far between.

Not only did they meet today, but they were so polite to them, and everyone immediately felt that they were at the peak of their lives.

What kind of story is there? Just look at people and that’s it! Just looking at this pretty face can make me drink half a jar of strong wine!

So Bai Lu cleared her throat and spoke: “Today, I, Bai Lu, will tell you a story. Dear guests, what do you think? The poem says that chaos is undivided, the sky and the earth are chaotic, and no one can see the vastness. Since Pangu opened Hongmeng, opened up From this point of view…”

The first paragraph is not in the newspaper. Jing Zhe added it specially for Bai Lu to deliberately raise the tone. At the same time, it cannot be exactly the same as what is in the newspaper. Otherwise, who will read the newspaper tomorrow?

When Bai Lu first started speaking, everyone was only looking at her pretty face, and then they became a little confused.

I just thought that what she was talking about had never been heard before, and it seemed to be somewhat interesting. Until I heard the monkey jumping out of the stone, my eyes were full of excitement and surprise.

Then when I heard that the monkey jumped into the water curtain cave and finally became the monkey king, they all shouted “Hello” in unison!

With the crowd’s atmosphere to support her, Bai Lu felt relieved and returned to her former self.

Jing Zhe, who was on the second floor, saw Bai Lu gradually entering the country. He smiled happily and murmured to himself: “It seems that the owner of the garden is right. Bai Lu’s mouth is good, but I don’t know if it is good in other aspects…”

At this time Wenxiang Juli was extremely quiet. Only Bai Lu’s voice echoed in the hall on the first floor. Everyone held their breath and concentrated for fear of missing any details. No one bothered to see Bai Lu’s appearance or shouted that dinner was ready. , for them, this story is much more interesting than them!

The story also progressed step by step, and went deeper into the monkey’s apprenticeship. When they heard that the monkey had learned seventy-two changes and a somersault thousands of miles away, when had everyone seen such a big imagination?

A somersault is 108,000 miles away, and the territory of Anguo is probably not that long, right?

Seventy-two changes? If I could do it, what should I become? Should I turn into a little bee or mosquito, fly to a woman’s boudoir, and sting her…

Everyone’s thoughts were led by Bai Lu’s story and flew all the way, as the monkey returned from learning skills, and then the monkey defeated the Bull Demon King and became the monkey. When the crowd was elated, everyone’s enthusiasm reached its peak, and everyone shouted and cheered!

The people who were standing outside the restaurant because they didn’t occupy a place in Wenxiangju were surprised to find out why the restaurant was sometimes so quiet and scary, and sometimes the shouts were loud.

There must be something fishy inside!

Then someone started to knock on the door. Jing Zhe winked at Hanhan, and Hanhan went out.

After a while, with a few “bang bangs”, it became quiet outside.

Finally, the story came to an abrupt end when the heaven learned about the monkey’s magical power and sent the Taibai Jinxing down to earth to recruit the monkey to be a beekeeper in heaven.

Bai Lu bowed to everyone and went back to the second floor.

Everyone just heard the key point, but they didn’t expect Bai Lu to suddenly stop talking, as if they were forced to pull it out at the critical moment, but they were so suffocated that they couldn’t care less about the fragrant and precious jade, and started shouting.

“Why did you stop? What’s the story behind it? Tell it quickly!”

“Did the monkey go to heaven? I’m so worried!”

“It goes without saying that with such great ability, how could a monkey go to heaven to be a bute?”

“No, no! No matter how great the monkey is, He also has to be under the control of heaven!”

“You are not your mother’s size, believe it or not, I will blow your head off with a fist as big as a casserole, and see who will control the monkey?”

“Young man… you have to practice martial ethics…”

“I’m talking about your motherfucker!”

“Young man…you have to behave yourself…”

“One more thing, believe it or not, I will really hit you?”

“…”

The man really didn’t dare to speak anymore and turned his head away.

This is just a microcosm of the excitement of the story. Such scenes can be seen everywhere in the lobby on the first floor.

…

There were quarrels downstairs, but Bai Lu had already arrived on the second floor. Looking at Jing Zhe, she asked shyly: “Mr. Jing, what I said…is it okay? I didn’t embarrass you, right?”

At this moment, Bai Lu was simply speechless. He was even more nervous than when he first told the story. He looked at Jing Zhe eagerly, seeming to pay special attention to Jing Zhe’s opinion.

Jing Zhe didn’t even think about it and said directly: “I’m not as good as you in telling stories! How can you embarrass me? You are obviously competing for face for me and Wenxiangju!”

“Really?”

Bai Lu’s eyes were shining. .

“Of course, I never lie!”

“…”

Looking at Bai Lu’s unconvinced eyes, Jing Zhe felt a little embarrassed.

“What’s that look in your eyes? Could it be that I have deceived you?”

Bai Lu shook her head, and then said: “Master Jing has not deceived me, but the master of the garden said that you often deceive people…”

“…”

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Thanks to kino for the 100 starting coin reward, to Mr. Xiaozhiwenshengwu for the 500 starting coin reward, and to Maomao for the continuous reward!

(End of chapter)