My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 906

[Chapter 880 Little Girl Piaopiao (first update, please subscribe)]

The old man is a bachelor, but after all, he is old. As those people said just now, even if he has the intention, he is already powerless.

However, physical surrender could not stop his psychological pursuit, so the old man developed a special hobby, that is, he would pick up kites and lanterns during the Chinese Valentine’s Day or the Lantern Festival, and then open the paper on them. strip.

He needs to take a critical look at how bold and shameless girls are today!

After repelling a wave of talented people, the old man sneered.

A bunch of silver pewter spearheads, just useless things!

If I were dozens of years younger, what would you have to do during the Lantern Festival?

The old man complained in his mind and continued to fish.

After a while, the old man picked up four or five more lanterns and opened the first one, only to see a few words written crookedly on it.

“The little girl is fluttering, as quiet as a virgin, as active as a rabbit, absorbing the spirit of heaven and earth, gathering the beauty of heaven and earth, gentle and virtuous, shy and charming. If the young master is interested, you can…”

What is written next is the date place.

After reading this, the old man didn’t want to read any more. It was simply too frivolous! Even if such a woman is as beautiful as a flower, he would still disdain her. Moreover, he thinks that a woman who can write such bad words probably doesn’t look very good, right?

Even my handwriting is not as good as mine. I really doubt whether this was written by a woman or a big man who picks his feet!

Shaking his head and complaining about the first lantern, the old man opened the note on the second lantern.

After just one glance, he froze.

I thought I had seen it wrong, so I rubbed my eyes, and the old man looked at it again, only to see that it still read crookedly, “Little girl fluttering, as quiet as a virgin, as active as a rabbit, absorbing the spirit of heaven and earth, gathering the beauty of the world…”

Yes, The note on the second lantern was exactly the same as the first one!

The old man has confirmed that the woman who placed this lantern is not only bad-looking, but also extremely frivolous!

The old man has lived for so long and has picked up so many lanterns – this is the first time he has seen a woman putting out two lanterns in a row!

So shameless!

With contempt for the first two lanterns and the “Piao Piao” one above, the old man turned on the third lantern. After just one glance, he was stunned, and then immediately turned on the fourth, fifth…

five lanterns .

After opening them all, the old man was desperate and angry!

He was scolding his mother in his heart. One person put out five lanterns in a row, and then even let him pick them up. How shameless are you!

After calming down, the old man picked up the last lantern from the river, still praying in his heart that he wouldn’t pick up that shameless lantern again.

He had just picked up the lantern and before he had time to look at it, his body was shrouded in a fat black shadow, which startled him.

When he raised his head and saw that the woman standing in front of him was much more generous than the shadow, he was extremely shocked.

My mother, is this a black bear that has become a sperm?

The person who appeared in front of the old man at this moment was the black bear spirit – more accurately, it was Liu Piaopiao, the owner of the lantern!

It is said that Liu Piaopiao prepared five lanterns today. Although her style is bold, she is much less courageous when acting. After all, it would be embarrassing for a woman to put out five lanterns in a row!

She chose a place with few people and secretly put the lanterns.

The five lanterns carried Liu Piaopiao’s heart and floated with the gurgling river, swaying and swaying until – huh? Who picked up all my lanterns?

The lanterns were put out for people to pick up. Why Liu Piaopiao was so angry was mainly because the person who picked up her lanterns was the same person, and he was an old man! The kind who is older than his father!

I came here to choose a husband, not to recognize my father!

Liu Piaopiao screamed in her heart, if the old man only picked up one of her lanterns, she could just pretend not to see it. After all, she had five lanterns.

But he actually picked up five lanterns in one breath!

But this can’t be blamed on the old man. Who asked Liu Piaopiao to put five lanterns together?

The old man looked up at Liu Piaopiao, feeling a little scared in his heart. Anyone who saw such a strong woman appearing in front of him would probably have this kind of fear.

“This—”

“Brother,” “Strong Man,” and “Girl” were floating in the old man’s mind, but in the end he said nothing because it seemed too difficult for him.

“What’s wrong with you?”

She doesn’t like me anymore, right?

The old man said with uneasiness.

“What’s the matter? Haha…”

Liu Piaopiao’s face flashed with a sneer, which added an even more terrifying look to her already scary face.

“Why did you pick up all my lanterns?”

Liu Piaopiao suppressed her voice, because she was afraid that outsiders would know that she put out five lanterns by herself, and she would be famous by then.

“You…are Liu Piaopiao?”

The old man finally realized it, and the fear on his face disappeared, replaced by contempt and disdain!

Let’s not talk about being as quiet as a virgin, but moving like a rabbit?

I’m afraid I’m moving like a fat pig!

The old man felt that he had done a good thing today. If he had not picked up the five lamps, but had been picked up by five young men respectively, the consequences would have been disastrous!

Therefore, the old man felt an inexplicable sense of glory in his heart.

“Bah, do you deserve to be called Piaopiao?”

Liu Piaopia spat, with an ugly look on her face.

“I ask you, why did you pick up my lantern?”

After the old man confirmed that the woman in front of him was Piao Piao, he also said angrily: “With your appearance, you still have the nerve to say that you are as quiet as a virgin and as active as a rabbit? “

I want you to take care of it!”

Liu Piaopiao said fiercely through gritted teeth. If she hadn’t been concerned about the pedestrians coming and going by the river, she would have been unable to control her hands and hit the old man with a hammer!

The old man was also very angry and thought, do you still want me to take care of him? Then I’ll take good care of it!

Thinking of this, the old man shouted: “Come and see! How dare this shameless woman -“

“Shut up!”

As soon as the old man shouted, Liu Piaopiao was shocked. If this matter spread out, , she would be even less able to get married!

So, with a loud shout, she rushed towards the old man. With such momentum, she vowed to knock the old man to death!

With the old man’s cleverness, he had already discovered the danger, especially if he thought about her fat butt sitting on him –

and then the old man ran away.

When the old man shouted before, the people by the river heard it, so they all looked this way. When they looked over, they saw a scene of a strong woman chasing an old man. They couldn’t help but sigh that women nowadays are too A little more bold, right? Forget about chasing men, chasing a man that old…

What a bad fate!

And Jing Zhe, who had witnessed the whole process, praised him. It seems that the customs and customs in Ruzhou are still very simple…

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A moth flew into my ear and I couldn’t get it out after spending a night at home. Now I have to go to the hospital. I can’t get rid of it in the future. Can’t mess around, the update is late, sorry…

(End of this chapter)