My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 927

[Chapter 901: Just get it]

Magistrate Liu was so angry. He hated why he didn’t wear official uniform when he came over. He hated why he didn’t bring the policeman with him when he came over.

Otherwise, you can take him away in one fell swoop and put him in prison. Whether he lives or dies is up to you!

Jing Zhe didn’t want to tangle with Magistrate Liu anymore because he was afraid of being beaten by Magistrate Liu’s daughter, the black bear monster…

So he looked at Shopkeeper Hu and said, “Shopkeeper Hu, since you have to be willing to admit defeat when making a bet, I might as well tell you that this time I won’t give you more than 10,000 taels of silver unless you-“

“Unless what?”

When he saw that Jing Zhe was not afraid of even Magistrate Liu and directly attacked him, Shopkeeper Hu felt a little better, and at the same time he secretly felt a little better. He concluded that he might not get the money back today…

But when he heard Jing Zhe’s sudden change of subject, he suddenly became interested.

“Unless you make a bet with me!”

“Oh? What bet?”

Shopkeeper Hu’s interest was completely aroused.

“The Shangyuan Poetry Club will start soon, so let’s make a bet and compare poems. What does Shopkeeper Hu think?”

“…”

Shopkeeper Hu didn’t speak after hearing this, but his slightly widened eyes and the disdainful expression raised at the corner of his mouth were complete. It showed his attitude at the moment.

Jing Zhe immediately smiled and said: “Of course, Shopkeeper Hu is already old, and his cultural attainments are definitely not as good as those of a talented person like me, so it is understandable that he is afraid of betting with me!”

Looking at Jing Zhe’s giggling, Shopkeeper Hu said He was furious: “Are you? A talented person? Are you worthy?”

“Why am I not considered a talented person?”

Jing Zhe said carelessly: “When did I attend a poetry meeting and throw hundreds of taels of silver away? The girls don’t say I’m talented, they all call me the number one talented person!” It’s not like

Shopkeeper Hu has never seen talented people, but even if they are arrogant, they still have the strength to support them. People like Jing Zhe can just open and shut their mouths. A man of silver does not look like a gifted man. In his opinion, Jing Zhe looks more like a gambler!

So he continued to sneer.

“Oh, you still don’t believe it? I have a good command of words, I compose poems and lyrics, and I’m known as the “Quick Poetry Master”. Do you think it’s a joke?”

“I picked it up casually, not just casually. Do you think you have it in your hands?” What is it?”

Shopkeeper Hu, who had not read many books, accurately picked out Jing Zhe’s language problem and despised him even more.

“Haha, none of this is important!”

After saying that, Jing Zhe took two steps forward in a big way, then shook his head and said: “Today is the Lantern Festival, because we have to eat Lantern Festival in the evening, so in our hometown, the Lantern Festival It’s also called the Lantern Festival, so I felt inspired to write some poems at will.”

Jing Zhe started writing without waiting for anyone’s reaction.

“Good Lantern Festival, wonderful Lantern Festival, delicious Lantern Festival!

Appreciate the lanterns, guess lantern riddles, and have a happy Lantern Festival!”

“Good!”

After Jing Zhe finished reading, Chen Jiannan took the lead in applauding, and then there was a burst of sparse applause, naturally it was Da’an who applauded. Those ten or twenty people from the newspaper office.

Everyone else looked at each other, pursed their lips and suppressed laughter.

Is this… considered poetry?

Although the city of Ruzhou is mainly based on commerce and does not pay much attention to poetry and poetry, and there are very few truly talented scholars, as a scholar, you still have basic appreciation skills.

The limerick just now was so greasy that the old man selling oil wouldn’t even bother to read it. Does he really think that his life is oily and that he is not oily?

Jing Zhe waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, with a proud look on his face.

“Isn’t it good? I happen to be inspired today, so I’ll compose another one!”

“On the Lantern Festival, the moon is round. The round Lantern Festival is sticky and sweet.

Watch the lanterns and walk on stilts. The streets and alleys are so lively!”

“Wow !

Wow!”

“Bullfrog Bullfrog!”

“…”

Naturally, it was Chen Jiannan and others who received the praise, and Jing Zhe also seemed quite satisfied: “Shopkeeper Hu, did you hear that? , He is the “Master of Quick Poems”! “

…”

“It’s quite fast. As for masters, it depends on the beholder and the wise!”

Shopkeeper Hu said with a sneer. Now he has concluded that Jing Zhe is the master. A stinky poet, if you say he is a genius, I am afraid that all the scholars in the world will be geniuses!

It seems that God is still fair, allowing him to acquire the extraordinary ability to guess lantern riddles, but not much else.

And he regretted it very much. With Jing Zhe’s poetry-writing ability, he dared to bet that he would be completely defeated by any talented person he met. It was a pity that Shopkeeper Hu had been in business all his life. He could read poetry, but write poetry? He really doesn’t know how to…

“Oh, Shopkeeper Hu is still not convinced? Then let’s make a bet. Bet more than 10,000 taels of silver. If you do better than me, I will give it to you without blinking an eye!”

Jing Zhe said angrily.

To be honest, at this moment, Shopkeeper Hu was moved.

“Young master, you can’t do that!”

“Yes, sir, you can’t bet!”

“Sir, we can just enjoy the poems you wrote, but if you use them for bets… it won’t be a good idea!”

Chen Jiannan and Zhang Xiaoyu immediately spoke out to dissuade him.

“What do you mean?”

Jing Zhe said dissatisfied: “You obviously have no confidence in me! Just based on the two poems I picked up just now, to win the first place in the poetry competition here, is it too much? Not too much. !”

“Just pick it up, pick it up!”

Shopkeeper Hu seemed to have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. He couldn’t stand it when he heard Jing Zhe pronounce “刋” as “拈” and roared.

“Don’t worry about these details, they are not important. Shopkeeper Hu, just tell me whether you dare to gamble! Why, you want to get back more than 10,000 taels of silver so much, but when it was given to you, you gave up?”

” …”

“How do you want to bet?”

While shopkeeper Hu was still thinking about the next step, Prince Yu walked down the ladder accompanied by the owner of Qu Village.

“It’s the Crown Prince of Yu!”

“I’ve met the Crown Prince!”

In Ruzhou, King Yu is undoubtedly the highest status being, so the Crown Prince of Yu is also respected.

Prince Yu waved his hands to everyone, and his amiable appearance made Jing Zhe have the illusion that he was the one who talked so much about male thieves and female prostitutes in the box that night.

Jing Zhe also said indifferently: “Of course I am betting on poetry, but after shopkeeper Hu saw my ability, he was already afraid and did not dare to gamble!”

Prince Yu sneered and said: “Young Master’s poetic talent …It’s really very high! And Shopkeeper Hu is too old and has been in business all his life. He has never written poetry. Don’t you think it would be too bullying to compete with Shopkeeper Hu directly in poetry? Wu!”

After receiving the approval of Prince Yu, Jing Zhe nodded slightly, with a very proud face, and said with a smile: “What the Crown Prince is saying is that with my title of Kuai Poetry Master, let alone Shopkeeper Hu, even if you look at the entire Ruzhou No one in the city is my opponent, hahaha…”

“…”

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(End of this chapter)