My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 939

[Chapter 913 It’s not troublesome (the fourth update includes the leader of the helmsman and alliance leader)]

In just a moment, Zhou Ziqiong’s ink was ready.

However, Jing Zhe held the pen but did not move for a long time.

Shopkeeper Hu was dissatisfied and said: “The ink has been ground, why don’t you start writing? Could it be that you can’t write it and want to delay it?”

Jing Zhe shook his head and said, “Hey, I have trouble writing poems and lyrics. The only problem is that I have to have someone from behind to help me squeeze my shoulders and back to relax my muscles before I can write. There is no one to help me now, so I can’t write!”

“…”

Shopkeeper Hu was stunned for a moment. Then he started to spray: “You are dreaming there, right? It’s just a limerick. Do you think you can write an eternal quatrain? And you have people pinch your shoulders and slap your back? Who do you think you are?”

Jing Zhe spread his hands: “You can’t write this without pinching your shoulders and beating your back!”

“Pinch him, beat him!”

Prince Yu winked at Shopkeeper Hu.

He has already written such good words, all that is left is to wait for Jing Zhe to write limericks and slap him in the face!

He could see that Jing Zhe was not stupid, and knew that no matter what he wrote, he could not compare to him, so he deliberately made various demands, with the purpose of not writing, so as to avoid being slapped in the face!

Haha, I just didn’t get what he wanted!

Aren’t you trying to find an excuse not to write?

I just left you with no excuse!

So, the bald boy walked up reluctantly, ready to rub Jing Zhe’s shoulders and back.

But he is unwilling, and Jing Zhe is not willing yet!

He immediately refused and said, “You can’t do it!”

“I…why can’t I do it!”

The bald waiter was angry. What normal man wants to hear someone say that he can’t do it? And in front of so many people!

“You just can’t do it! You have to be a young woman to pinch my shoulders and slap my back! Is it just you? You don’t even have a hair, are you worthy?”

“I…”

If it weren’t for Prince Yu, Mu Qingren and others At the scene, the bald waiter couldn’t help but curse.

Is it my fault I have no hair?

Prince Yu could still remain calm: “Then let your wife pinch your shoulders and slap your back!”

His idea was to let Jing Zhe write it quickly, and then slap him in the face quickly, so that the meaning of his poem could be revealed come out.

“She can’t. Her hands are too weak and she can’t squeeze hard.”

Jing Zhe shook his head and refused.

“…”

Damn it…

Prince Yu is ready to curse. You only have to agree to have your shoulders and back slapped on your shoulders. Are you being picky?

So he said in a cold voice: “Do you think, other than your wife, which strong young woman is willing to rub your shoulders and back for you in public?”

“I, I am willing!”

“…”

This is considered to be beating Prince Yu in public. face.

However, after seeing the speaker, Prince Yu not only didn’t get angry, but actually smiled.

“Okay, then let Piao Piao help you squeeze your shoulders and back! Piao Piao’s hand strength…well, it should be able to fully meet your requirements!”

“…”

Jing Zhe broke into a cold sweat. With such a physique, he was Wouldn’t he die if he pinched him?

“Well…thank you Miss Liu…but I still don’t have to.”

“Why not?”

Liu Piaopiao said dissatisfied. She finally grabbed such an opportunity to have close contact with Jing Zhe, so how could she give up?

“Because… the young woman who pinches my shoulders and slaps my back must be thinner than me, otherwise I’m afraid my physique won’t be able to bear it!”

“…”

Liu Piaopiao was immediately dissatisfied: “Your wife is thinner than you, aren’t you still? Do you dislike her weak hands? Don’t worry, I have strong hands!”

“…”

Looking at Liu Piaopiao’s thick and fat hands, Jing Zhe was almost scared to pee: It’s because you have strong hands. , I don’t dare!

“Piaopiao, come back!”

Magistrate Liu shouted, with dignity in his voice.

In fact, even if Jing Zhe did not refuse, Magistrate Liu would never allow his daughter to do such work outside serving other men, which would harm his face as a magistrate!

“Dad, I…”

“Come back!”

Magistrate Liu scolded again. This time Liu Piaopiao did not resist, looked at Jing Zhe reluctantly, and walked back.

At this time, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Jing Zhe’s back.

Prince Yu’s patience was about to run out, and he said coldly: “Did you do it on purpose? If no one pinched you, then you wouldn’t have to write a poem today. You will be judged as the loser!” “

I’ll do it!”

Zhou Ziqiong He didn’t want to see Jing Zhe lose. Although it was a little shy to help a strange man in public, Zhou Ziqiong felt it was acceptable compared to helping Jing Zhe.

However, Jing Zhe still refused.

“Miss Zhou wants to help me grind ink. You can’t do it twice, otherwise the ink will be bad!”

“…”

At this time, everyone seemed to have come to their senses.

There were only five women in total in this hall, and Jing Zhe rejected three of them in one breath. The only two left were Master and Disciple Mu Qing and Wang Yingqiu.

Could it be that…he was trying to trick them?

How dare he…?

Mu Qing and Wang Yingqiu are arrogant fairies with the indifference to reject others thousands of miles away. How could they agree to such a request?

Prince Yu also sneered again and again: “It’s ridiculous, it’s ridiculous! You don’t think that Pavilion Master Mu and Master Wangyuan will help you pinch your shoulders and back, do you?”

“How is it impossible? I also want to write a lyrics for Pavilion Master Mu. First, it’s not impossible for Pavilion Master Mu to give me a shoulder and a slap on my back, right?”

“You’re dreaming!”

Prince Yu almost roared. He thought Jing Zhe was bold, but he didn’t expect him to be so bold, and even more so than him. You are so thick-skinned!

“Master Mu Pavilion is the head of one of the four major sects. What kind of status does that have? How can he help you rub your shoulders and back? Don’t talk nonsense anymore, otherwise you won’t be able to use poetry today. I will let you Magistrate Liu arrested you!”

Jing Zhe didn’t take it seriously: “Your Majesty, I didn’t ask you to rub my shoulders or back. Why are you so excited? Besides, it’s best to ask the person involved in this matter, right?”

After saying that, he looked at Mu Qing and Wang Yingqiu.

Everyone’s eyes followed him, they wanted to see how he was rejected! Or even get beaten!

But what happened next made them dumbfounded.

Before Mu Qingren could speak, Wang Yingqiu said: “Your Majesty is right, my master has a noble status, and she is really not suitable to do this kind of thing! So, let me, the disciple, do it for you!”

With that, Wang Yingqiu went to She took a step forward, but it was just a step, because the next moment, she was pulled by Mu Qingren.

“Yingqiu is wrong. Although I am the master of Wuxian Pavilion, you are still the master of Wuxian Garden. Your status is also not low. If I can’t do it, how can you?”

“Master, he decided to help You write a poem. Out of politeness, we should thank you, so let the apprentice help you!”

“Thank you Yingqiu, but it is enough for the master to do such a small thing himself, so there is no need to trouble Yingqiu. !”

“No trouble, no trouble!”

“Trouble, trouble!”

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