Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal - Chapter 523
[Chapter 472: Teasing (Part 2)]
After listening to Hong Dali’s question, Lin Chuyin replied without thinking: “Well, Lucifer said there was a slight problem with my instructions, and they have been corrected.”
“Lucifer? This name is so powerful. !” Hong Dali’s eyes widened: “It sounds familiar to me…eh? Isn’t he the legendary angel of doom with the power of curse? Is he talking to you? Come on, I want to see it too! “
At this time, Lucifer asked: “Chu Yin, Hong Dali is talking to you?”
Lin Chuyin replied directly: “Well, Dali said he wanted to see you.”
Lucifer was very helpless: “Okay, it seems I said to call you.” Keeping it a secret seems to be in vain…”
At this time, Hong Dali sat next to Miku and reached out to type on the notebook: “Handsome guy, is it Lucifer? Oops, idol! I heard you cursed so and so! You will be plagued by bad luck! This ability is very scary. Have you cursed anyone recently?”
Lucifer looked at the screen where he was sitting next to Lin Chuyin, but Lin Chuyin didn’t feel disgusted at all, so he just burst into laughter. He tapped on the keyboard: “How can you sit so close to my Miku Yin!”
Hong Dali asked curiously: “Eh? We are always like this! Is there anything wrong?” He said and said to Miku Yin: “Hai Yin “How about a kiss?”
“Well, what does a kiss mean?” Lin Chuyin asked.
Hong Dali came close to her face and said, “That’s it.” This guy started so quickly…
“Well, that’s it…” The little girl didn’t react at all…
But Lin Chuyin didn’t react. Xifa reacted strongly: “Asshole! How dare you kiss my Miku! I didn’t even get to kiss her!”
Hong Dali, who was monitoring the screen, scratched his hair and typed: “Ah, by the way, I remembered “You seem to like Hatsune, right?”
You, a scumbag with an IQ of less than 100, only know now? !
Lucifer was furious: “Hong Dali! I’m going to declare war on you! I’m going to duel with you! I’m going to use the power of curse to let you know what terror is!”
Hong Dali looked at the surveillance head, and then turned back: ” Why should I accept your challenge?”
Lucifer: “…”
Lucifer jumped angrily: “You robbed my Miku!” Hong
Dali
: “Oh, this is not a robbery, does Miku like you?”
: “I…”
Lucifer, who was sitting in front of the computer, was completely shocked by Hong Dali’s words. He held it in for a long time. Finally he said: “Okay, okay, you are great, but I found that the result of talking to a tease like you is that I can only become a tease…”
Hong Dali said: “Is there anything wrong with being a tease? How happy it is to be careless for a day, just do what you like to do. Otherwise, life will be very tiring. Are you tired? “
Lucifer: “At least you are still alive. Not bad.”
Hong Dali: “Yeah. Then you have a bright future. How about you be a tease like me and have fun every day? How about doing whatever you want? Yes, there was a killer who wanted to kill me before. Then I turned him into a tease, and now he went to kill his boss…”
Lucifer: “…”
Lucifer: “What are you doing? Did he do it? So powerful? “
Hong Dali: “It’s very simple. The task he took was only 500 million, and it was probably not much in his hands. Then I gave him 1 billion, and he became a tease. , cheered and left…”
Lucifer: “That’s okay?”
Hong Dali: “Why not?”
Lucifer: “What do you think I’m worth?”
Hong Dali: “I think you want to. If you become a bitch, you should get at least 5 billion – do you support installment payment? “
Nima, are you buying a house? Installment payment after down payment? How about another provident fund?
Lucifer: “Okay, no matter what, I’m very happy that you can give me five billion. That’s it for now. My friend is back, and I’ll just be a happy tease first like you said. It’s fun to play games.”
Hong Dali: “Girlfriend?”
Lucifer: “Huh? Why do you ask?”
Hong Dali: “There are only two kinds of friends, one is teasing and the other is girlfriend. I feel like you have no one else here who is suitable to be your friend besides me, so the only one you have is your girlfriend…”
What a magical theory! Lucifer could only kneel down: “Okay. She is my girlfriend. She paid 5,000 yuan for me to take her to play games. Well, she is not bad, pretty, and has a good figure. She is just not good at playing games.”
Hong Dali : “Oh, that’s not bad. People who are nice to you should also be nice to her. I like you about this! But then again, how about I pay five million a month to take care of you?”
Lucifer : “If you are a woman, maybe I can consider it.”
Hong Dali: “It seems that you really have the potential to be a tease! I will pay 10 million to support you and your girlfriend!”
Lucifer: “Then my girlfriend Whose responsibility is it?”
Hong Dali: “What a high-end problem, this is really difficult to solve… Okay, okay, let’s do this, I will pay you five million to support your girlfriend, and your girlfriend will spend another two million to support you. How about you?”
Lucifer: “Do you believe I will kill you?”
Hong Dali: “A tease will never have the heart to kill another tease…Okay, then I will consider who will support whom when I have the chance. The question…”
Lucifer: “That’s it, see you later.”
Hong Dali: “Huh? Are you leaving now? Then take me to say hello to your girlfriend. By the way, you should be able to see the scene here, right?”
Lucifer: “You can see it, what’s the matter?” ?”
Hong Dali quickly put his arms around Lin Chuyin’s shoulders. The two of them were leaning against each other, facing the video. Hong Dali made a high V-shape gesture and laughed loudly: “Digital works wonders!”
Lucifer: “… …”
Turning off the monitor and the device, Lucifer gritted his teeth angrily: “This bastard! You’re still irritating me!”
“Honey, who are you talking to?” The beauty put down the things she bought and hugged Lucifer’s arm, smiling. He asked: “Which good girl is she from? Introduce her?”
“Oh, it’s not a girl.” Lucifer took a deep breath and then replied with a smile: “She is…a funny girl who is very happy all day long. “
Fuck!”
…
“Dali, who were you chatting with just now?” When Hong Dali left Lin Chuyin’s seat and returned to the mechanical arm Gouben, Tang Muxin asked in a low voice: “Look at your confused expression just now. “Who are you talking to?”
“Oh, that’s right,” Hong Dali said with a smile, “A future tease, he’s quite interesting. I’m very optimistic about him!”
“Puch!” Tang Muxin burst into laughter. He said: “Anyone who is with you will become a tease. I have long been used to it. Well, regardless of that, Dali, Gouben should be almost successful, right? I think it was almost done just now.”
“Probably, “Hong Dali laughed: “I think it will be done soon. Next, we will wait and see when our aircraft carrier arrives. That would be the best!
” You want to transform the aircraft carrier?” Tang Muxin asked in surprise: “What kind of transformation will it be?”
“Of course it will be transformed!” Hong Dali said without thinking, “Are the two aircraft carriers empty shells? They are all destroyed. Without electronic equipment, they are just an iron ship. Of course, they need to be transformed. But, what kind of transformation will they be…”
These two aircraft carriers are indeed two empty shells, and all the equipment inside them have been destroyed. That’s for sure. To put it bluntly, it is just an iron ship. It has been decommissioned and will only rust if left alone. To put it bluntly, it is almost the same as selling steel to Hong Dali. Otherwise, how could the United States agree so easily? ?
Although Hong Dali may not be very smart, he is not a fool after all, and this can still be seen.
“Dali, will you…really change it into a regular aircraft carrier?” Tang Muxin asked, “You don’t want to go to war, do you?”
“How could I go to war!” Hong Dali twitched. Nose: “Do you think I am such a violent person?”
Just when Tang Muxin was about to feel relieved, she saw Hong Dali turned to Lin Chuyin and said: “But having said that, the aircraft carrier is too bare and it doesn’t look good – Mikuyin, come back and give me Install some railguns or something on the aircraft carrier, that would be so powerful and domineering!”
Lin Chuyin agreed directly without thinking: “Well, okay…” “
Dali
, let’s not discuss what kind of weapons are installed on it.” Tang Muxin grabbed Hong Dali’s arm tightly: “How about we discuss first, how do you plan to name these two aircraft carriers? Do you want to give them a more domineering name?”
“This is a good idea,” Hong Dali thought while rubbing his chin. She thought: “Well, if one boat is made to fly, let’s call it Big Bird! If the other boat is made to dive, let’s call it Big Fish!”
Tang Muxin burst into tears. After all, they are also aircraft carriers, one is called Big Bird and the other is called Big Fish…
At this moment, Lin Chuyin was typing on the keyboard. Soon, she took a long breath and said: “Well, as of now, There should be no problem. You can try it this time.”
Hong Dali quickly commanded the robotic arm Gouben: “Gouben! Get me a chocolate bar!
” Move, open the refrigerator, and then scan the contents of the refrigerator. After about two seconds, it starts to get ice cream!
Hong Dali and others held their breath to see if they could succeed this time!
Soon, Gou Ben took out an ice cream cone from the refrigerator and handed it to Hong Dali’s hand.
Everyone took a look at the ice cream. It had a dark brown packaging and was long and narrow, forming a beautiful cylindrical shape. It was exactly the chocolate bar Hong Dali wanted!
“Wahahahahaha! Success! Success!”
Everyone cheered in unison. Lin Chuyin tilted his head, looked at the dog running, and suddenly said: “Well, four decimal places… So this is the difference between humans and machines. Where…”
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