Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal - Chapter 554

[Chapter 499 is in stock! Sure enough, it’s in stock!]

In fact, it’s no wonder that Yitra’s urine escape is now in a state of disgrace outside the Hexagonal Building.

Countless American citizens blocked the gates, held signs high, and were demonstrating. Those signs read slogans such as “Death to all the people in the military”, “You pigheads”, “The face of the United States has been disgraced”, etc. The meaning is very obvious. You trash, this time you not only deceived us. The masses have shamed themselves into the world. Let’s die and apologize!

The people were passionate and held demonstrations with signs. Reporters were waiting to interview important military figures about this matter. After all, Iron Warrior was so popular before, and now that it has been exposed, it will definitely make headlines!

“Minister Salon!” The secretary rushed in again and said, “Reporters outside asked for interviews, but they have completely blocked this place! We have dispatched guards now, but I’m afraid…”

“I have a headache. Salon rubbed his temples fiercely: “We hyped the Iron Warriors too much before, but this time it was exposed. This group of reporters really lost face. I am afraid that if the world is not in chaos, everything should be done.” Pull him out and shoot him! “

Of course, there is always a big difference between reality and dreams, and Salon is also very helpless.

“But, Minister Salon, what should we do now?” The secretary was sweating profusely and said anxiously: “If we don’t think of a way, they will rush in! By then, they probably won’t be able to leave even if they want to!”

“**!” Salon yelled: “Can’t Hong Dali just stay at home? And that Angel of Doom, isn’t his curse always effective? Why didn’t it work this time?!”

“Sa… Sa Long Minister Long…” The secretary swallowed hard: “The Angel of Doom said… said… that all the people in our military department are pig heads and told us to eat… eat shit…”

“I will eat his head. !” Salon roared: “I don’t believe in any bad luck anymore! We in the United States have raised him for so long and given him such a high salary! And the result is that he doesn’t even have any effect! Get up! He said we were pigs and asked us to eat shit! Why don’t he die! He should be taken out and shot!”

“Minister Salon, those reporters outside now…” After the secretary woke up, Salon, who had been roaring

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fell completely silent this time.

This matter happened too urgently. In fact, it was nothing to be exposed as a fake video. It was not a big deal in the first place. There are always a lot of gang scenes in Hollywood movies. In fact, if the audience actually discovered it, it would just be a little more funny.

About Iron Warrior. Salon didn’t expect that one video could hide it for a lifetime. His intention was just to outshine Hong Dali’s robot. The public has this inertia, that is, they talk about it when it first becomes popular, but it quickly ends. Just something else. It’s easy to divert their attention. In this way, the original storm of public opinion can be completely suppressed.

Therefore, the fake video of Iron Warrior has overcome the initial rumors. When the time comes, all video stations will be notified to block the news. Once the public enthusiasm subsides, everything will be easy to handle. As for exchanging Robot Man technology with Heaven, we can talk about that slowly.

But who would have thought that this video was released just two days ago! It’s only been two days since that damn guy came out and exposed the commentary!

This is going to be a big problem. The original public’s attention has always been on Iron Warrior, but this time it became even more popular, and they couldn’t block the news even if they wanted to…

This is like hearing someone say that my family bought a new car for 200,000 yuan.

You became jealous and jealous, and then directly asked someone to borrow a car worth 300,000 yuan, sat in the driver’s seat and took a photo, and then told the person that a car worth 200,000 yuan was nothing. The one my family bought was 300,000 yuan.

This kind of mentality is very normal. It is easy for people to have a desire to compare. This is nothing.

But the problem is that there is a big flaw in this photo. A very obvious mark on the car was also included in the photo, and was recognized by the person who bought the car for 200,000 yuan: ” Isn’t it? Isn’t this so-and-so’s car? I’ve seen that mark there! “

Well, it’s so much fun now, it’s like being slapped in the face, and it makes a slap in the face. The most important thing is that there is no chance to refute, which makes people very, very uncomfortable…

How can I say that I never slap Hong Dali in the face? This guy really never slaps him in the face – there is someone to help him anyway. Face…

“He…his! His!” Salon kicked the coffee table over angrily: “These damn pig heads! All of them must be taken out and shot!” Of course, let’s not say whether they should be shot or not. , it is better to find a way to leave first, so Salon covered his stomach: “Please help me deal with the reporters first, my stomach hurts, go to bed first!”

“Huh? Minister Salon? Minister Salon?!” Seeing Salon running away in a hurry, the secretary was a little confused for a moment.

Fortunately, it didn’t take long before he had no time to be confused – a large number of reporters, hundreds of them, came in…

“Excuse me, is Minister Itla here? What do you think of Minister Itla’s fake video of Iron Warriors? “Is it true that the Iron Warriors are false? Is Minister Yitra trying to mislead us people to achieve a certain purpose?” “Okay, please…”

The whole scene was in chaos, and the secretary was overwhelmed. After all, there was still a smart person who used a loudspeaker to shout: “Everyone, be quiet for a moment. I have met this gentleman. He is the secretary of Minister Itla. Let’s listen to what he has to say.”

Soon the scene fell silent.

The secretary swallowed hard. Today’s scene was a bit big… I have to say that he was quite quick-witted. Since it was a big scene, he went to sea and said, “I don’t know about the Iron Warrior video. I don’t really know what the situation is about that part, but…” He said this, trying to think about the words that Salon and Yitra had spoken before. Said: “Because Heaven’s robots are unwilling to share their technology, we need to impose small sanctions on them. Many of Heaven’s rare metals need to be imported from the United States, so currently we need to cut off import channels to contain Heaven… “

Cutting off the rare metal import channels of the Kingdom of Heaven is big news!

At this time, I only heard the secretary continue: “In addition, our Minister Itla has decided to conduct a military exercise. The specific date has not been determined yet. What I can reveal is that in this military exercise we will use a lot of the world’s latest weapons. Weapons made with technology, including rail guns, the latest Fighting Falcon fighter jets, etc., please look forward to it. “

Huh… I’m done fooling around.” These two items should be heavy enough. Moreover, Minister Itla and Minister Salon seemed to have gotten up when they were discussing it before. No matter how much it is, let’s block this matter first, and the rest…I won’t care about it!

Secretary: “Gentlemen, please give way. My stomach hurts a little. I need to go to the bathroom first.”

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in the United States. Competition is fierce in all walks of life, and journalism is certainly no exception.

As a press reporter for the American Daily News, Jeans West has always looked down upon his colleagues – those idiots blocking the door. What good news can I ask? It is estimated that the real owner has been hiding for a long time, and what they have obtained is the information that is generally easy to know.

As a trump card for more than 20 years, Jeanswest will not take the usual path.

His choice was to rely on his keenest sense of smell. When the video of Iron Warrior’s reveal was discovered by him as soon as it was uploaded to the Internet, in less than three hours, he used his connections to sneak into the bathroom of the Hexagon Building as quickly as possible. , the latest model of pinhole camera was set up. Because he believed that Minister of Defense Yitra would be very upset when he heard that the Iron Warriors had been exposed, so hiding in the WC would be a very good choice.

And the facts proved that his choice was very correct. In just over three hours, Janes saw Defense Minister Itla enter the bathroom angrily.

“Haha, as expected, I caught you!” Janes, who was hiding in the ceiling, was full of joy: “There must be big news this time!”

Sure enough, as soon as Yitra entered the bathroom, he rushed to Everyone kicked them wildly: “Hong Dali! Damn Hong Dali! What, why does this guy want to do this? Let’s do it right, why!”

There is something! Sure enough, it’s in stock! Hahaha, today is really the right time!

At this time, Itra angrily entered a small private room and prepared to defecate. This section was of little value, but Janes felt that he should observe it for a while, and it turned out that his intuition was indeed quite correct. ——After a while, another person sneaked in. Jeanswest knew him, Salon, the Secretary of the National Security Agency of the United States!

Hahahaha, it seems like I got a big harvest today!

Jeanswest is so exciting. This is a big event. If it were you, you wouldn’t be able to leave, right?

At this time, Salon was heard shouting and cursing while taking advantage of himself: “Damn Hong Dali, you’ve made me miserable, I really should be taken out and shot! Shot!” Itla’s voice came from inside: “Are you here too? Let’s stay here for a while, don’t go out yet, those damn reporters outside are as annoying as flies! “

How dare you treat reporters like flies! This is intolerable! Jeansweis secretly decided that today’s candid photo must be posted online! It depends on what they have to say!

At this moment, there was a flushing sound. It should have been that Itla had finished relieving himself and flushed the toilet, but he didn’t want to. Soon he started to curse again: “Ahhhh! This damn toilet is making trouble! Making trouble!” Why is the sewer pipe blocked? What!”

There was another crazy slap. As a result, at this moment, there was a sudden “boom” sound, and the whole toilet trembled. The toilet actually exploded, and countless colored liquids spurted out, covering the entire bathroom. !

It wasn’t until this moment that Jeanswes noticed a sign hanging on the bathroom door – “Hey, dear, if you want to hide in the bathroom, you will pay the price, you pigheads that embarrass the United States!”

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It’s Monday, and all kinds of lists asking for votes have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain…

Decisively ask for recommendation votes to get on the list! By the way, please give me a monthly pass! (To be continued…)