Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal - Chapter 663

[Chapter 594: Do it and cherish it]

Hong Dali: “Huh? The sky has started to mess up again?” When he opened it, he was stunned: “Guan Jiaci?! Who is this person?! How can he be loyal to me to the point of 100?”

In the end, he still Before the surprise was over, the system rang again: “One more bastard is affected by the halo.”

Holy shit, there’s one more person? !

Soon, about ten seconds or so, there was another sound, and there was another one!

Hong Dali’s face was full of curiosity: “What is going on today? The sky is falling again? Is this such a good thing? And it’s falling so fast this time?!”

This time Hong Dali was really curious.

To say that those loyal doglegs before him were considered normal. Some of the leaders with strange backgrounds also told me later. But what is the situation now? Falling down like dumplings? ! After a while, there were already more than a dozen people, and the number was still increasing!

Just as he was thinking about it, the system said again: “One more bastard is affected by the halo.”

Hong Dali touched his chin and thought for a while: “It seems that this really requires me to form an army of bastards! Well, this is not bad. , Hehe, there are too many lice to bite anyway – it would be good to upgrade the halo skills after you have attribute points! “

He was thinking about it, everyone over there was basically full and full – not to mention, this cabbage! Stewed vermicelli, paired with rice and groundwater pumped from the well, it’s really satisfying to eat.

Of course, one gold brick was definitely not enough for such people to eat so much. Hong Dali decisively rewarded another 100,000 yuan and distributed it to each family as a subsidy. As a result, every villager in He’an Village almost burst into laughter – ten Ten thousand yuan is not enough for Hong Dali to squeeze between his teeth. But for the villagers of He’an Village, four to five thousand yuan per family is enough to keep them busy for a year or two!

Now that everything is almost done, the reporters are starting to prepare to work.

A reporter boldly asked the mysterious man for instructions: “Leader, um, should we publish today’s report? How about we interview Young Master Dali?”

Generally speaking, the mysterious man, the number one person in the Kingdom of Heaven, comes. , then the report is not something that can be published casually. You must ask for permission. Otherwise, the report will be uploaded rashly. I guess I’m not far away from being invited to drink tea…

In fact, ordinary young reporters will not have the opportunity to directly talk to the mysterious man, the number one person in the kingdom of heaven. But fortunately, Hong Dali is here, so as long as it’s not too much. Regarding the matter, the mysterious man, the number one person in heaven, would still give him some face – of course, this face would be given to Hong Dali. Ordinary little reporters…yeah. Everyone knows it.

“Yes. Today’s events can be reported, but don’t exaggerate.” The mysterious man nodded in agreement, and then touched his chin. Chief Chong said: “Leave it to Dali first. We have to go back quickly and hold a press conference about this incident and Hong Dali’s future mission arrangements.”

“Eh? I still have a mission?” Hong Dali was surprised. “Well, sir, what’s my mission?”

“You little bastard,” the mysterious man whispered into Hong Dali’s ear: “From now on, you will be the imperial envoy. With your ability, you can control animals, all kinds of things. There are endless magical ideas. If I say that you have the power to kill first and then report later, do you think those corrupt officials who we have not noticed still dare to mess around? “

What he said makes sense! If you think about it carefully, this is really what happened!

We can control animals now. If nothing else, we can secretly take pictures of so-and-so’s private discussions. You must know that it is easiest to tell the truth when no one is around. If this is filmed…

hehe, call Are you dumbfounded this time when you engage in those sneaky things? ! Let’s find dogs and cocks to control!

“What, that’s a bit bad, isn’t it?” Hong Dali scratched his head in embarrassment: “I’m not a voyeur…”

“You brat, I didn’t ask you to do this every day,” the mysterious man scolded with a smile, “It’s just a deterrent. , Deterrence, do you understand? “

Well, that makes sense. To put it simply, it is to introduce Hong Dali’s ability to everyone in the kingdom of heaven. In this way, even if Hong Dali does not take action, those below will He must be worried, after all, no one knows where Hong Dali will be at any time…

“Oh, it’s just to scare people, that’s no problem.” Hong Dali nodded: “I like this, hehe.”

“Okay. , these reporters want to interview you, just deal with it.” Seeing Hong Dali agree, the mysterious man stood up: “Wu Di, let’s go back now, the matter is urgent, we must strike while the iron is hot.” Before leaving, he did not forget to explain. Reporters: “Make Dali’s image better. This interview is for the whole country to see.”

Then Hong Dali decisively snapped his fingers: “Remember to mosaic…”

I haven’t left yet, you bastard. Then you can sing opposite me! The mysterious man decisively disagreed. He reached out and took out the sunglasses he usually wore occasionally, and said, “Wear sunglasses. With the mosaics and these clothes, you will look like a fugitive…”

Everyone around him saw everyone They were all shocked: “Oh my God, the first man gave me all the glasses he wore. Master Dali this time is really…one person is inferior to ten thousand people!”

Everyone in the Resource Chamber of Commerce also completely knelt down, and many people He exclaimed: “Oh my god, those glasses… those are the glasses given by the first person!”

The boss has said so, and he has been given the glasses he wears, so what else can he say? Hong Dali said dejectedly: “Okay Okay, then I will suffer a little loss and wear big sunglasses…” Those glasses represent so much meaning, this guy actually thinks he is suffering a loss!

Everyone was thinking: “You’re such a bad horse, I want to suffer a loss too! You’re obviously getting an advantage and still acting like a good boy!”

Fortunately, we just had a casual meal with Hong Dali, and the relationship between them They were much closer, and Hong Dali didn’t have any impatient expression now. If he didn’t take action now, when would he wait?

So the interview began.

In the camera, Hong Dali looks disheveled, but he is wearing a pair of large sunglasses that are very dazzling, especially among the people around him. The strong contrast highlighted how impressive he was, so much so that many reporters exclaimed: “Oh, the starlight is so dazzling that I dare not open my eyes to see it. Master Dali is simply invincible!”

Of course, no matter how much you sigh, you still have to interview. This time the matter started because of charity, so naturally we had to ask about charity first.

A reporter asked: “Master Dali, how did you come up with the idea of coming to this village? Did you originally plan to do charity when you came here?”

Hong Dali said: “Oh. That’s right. In fact, I just wanted to ruin the family. Spend some money

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I happened to see people from the Eleventh Chapter talking about this village. Anyway, I just thought about spending money, so I came over.

What a simple idea!

The reporters quickly recorded: The prodigal Hong spends money vigorously for charity. Charity means spending money. This is called the state of being a prodigal!

Reporter: “Master Dali, I was in Hui’an Province yesterday, but you are here today. It is more than 800 kilometers away. Did you catch a plane overnight last night?”

Hong Dali: “The plane did take place, but it was not overnight. Coming over…”

Reporter: “Is that a special plane?”

Hong Dali: “Absolutely. The fighter jet is very fast…”

The reporters were sweating like rain. It was just as the legend said, and they started recording again: Master Dali goes out in style, with ten fighter jets on standby!

This meal is not in vain!

Reporter: “Master Dali, we just asked the villagers that the supplies brought by the Eleventh Word Conference are not worth 400,000 yuan at all. What do you think of this matter, Master Dali?”

This is the highlight, the Eleventh Word Club will lie. Prices are absolutely fatal. All reporters pricked up their ears to see how Hong Dali would answer.

“Well…” Hong Dali said nonsensically in a serious manner: “Charity is easy, but word of mouth is not easy. Just do it and cherish it…”

Look, look, Master Dali’s words are so harsh. Charity is easy, but word of mouth is not easy. Do it and cherish it, this must be included in Dali’s quotations decisively!

After asking about charity, the reporter asked again: “Master Dali, it’s like this. We just heard from the villagers that the original village chief in this village was a very bad person. After he came today, he quickly separated the village chief and his All the comrades have been cleared out. What do you think about this matter?” He was afraid that Hong Dali might have said something wrong, so

he

quickly added: “I believe that Master Dali will have a very bright view.”

Even if you wake up and answer more brightly and with more positive energy, people all over the country will be watching!

Fortunately, even though Hong Dali is always messing around, he is still very reliable at critical moments. This guy lit up a cigarette coolly, took a pretentious puff, and began to express his emotions seriously: “If there is light, there is always darkness! But there is always darkness. It will pass, and the light is ahead!”

Warm applause from the audience!

Then Hong Dali said this and stood up quickly: “It’s too uncomfortable to be so serious. I’d better hurry up and figure out where to spend the family. The other one also needs to take a good bath, he’s all smelly…”

Everyone The reporter quickly told the photographer: “This section is cut off, don’t broadcast it!”

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When everything settled, according to the instructions given by the mysterious man, the video of Hong Dali’s private interview incognito was carefully edited by professionals. Finally put it on the Internet.

So at six o’clock that night, a video called “Dali’s Private Interview on Private Servers” completely filled the entire Internet!

The entire video lasts for a total of 136 minutes. The producer also specially added the opening and ending songs to this video. After careful editing and slight lighting and shadow rendering, although it is from the camera perspective of Wangcai and Laifu, But it looks like it has the effect of a gorgeous story blockbuster!

From the very beginning when Hong Dali plays a beggar, to the successful infiltration into the enemy, to the discovery of information about the enemy, to finally the mysterious man descending from the sky, the whole film has a compact story with thrilling ups and downs, but it looks completely real – how could it not be real? , these are all things that happen in reality…

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Last night I woke up and was fucked hard! (To be continued…)