Rebirth of the Godly Prodigal - Chapter 914

[Chapter 833 No more brains!]

It’s not really his fault.

You said that he is a tech geek with an IQ of 180, but his brain is much faster than that of a normal person. As long as there is a slight disturbance, I want to analyze it. As a result of this analysis, the end result is all kinds of entanglements, neither losing nor winning, and completely depressed. But if you don’t analyze it, does it look good to have a long head and a long neck?

“Only a heartless fool like the young master can be a prodigal son,” Lucifer finally concluded depressingly: “Compared with him, I am not as good as me! Not everyone can be a prodigal son. Without that diamond, it’s better not to live with this porcelain…”

…

Hong Dali on Earth smiled heartlessly: “Hahahahahahahaha! It’s gone up again! It’s not easy to go back at seven o’clock, it’s not easy, I’m scared to death, I’m so scared…”

At the end, he said something that would probably piss Lucifer off: “Is it so difficult to spend money as a prodigal? Not

even

? Who is so stupid? It must be the idiot who picked up girls. If it had been someone else, it wouldn’t have been so troublesome…”

This

is probably the first time since Lucifer was born…

Although he lost more than 700,000 yuan in one prostitution, overall, it was a huge failure. The most important thing is that Lucifer was mentally hit hard. Now he understands that not everyone can be a prodigal son, especially a god-like prodigal son…

Among them, there are all kinds of whimsical methods of prodigalism, invincible luck, A heartless character who can take everything seriously. These three must be mastered before one can become a god-level prodigal like Hong Dali.

If any one of them is missing, it will definitely make people depressed to death, and there will definitely be no problems.

Back to the St. Heburg Hotel. Lucifer was like a defeated rooster, his head drooped and listless.

Seeing his appearance, Ling Xiaoyi, who was sitting in the rear area, immediately came to greet him. Pulling Lucifer to sit down, he asked in a low voice: “How about picking up girls? Are prodigal men still successful? Look at your appearance…”

“Don’t mention it,” Lucifer was so shocked that he held his hands. His head was like that of an infatuated man who had just lost his love: “Sister Xiaoyi, I can’t do the job of being a prodigal son. It’s too painful. This is simply not what people do!”

“Huh?” Ling Xiaoyi was completely embarrassed. “Can’t you be a prodigal son? This, it seems, isn’t it difficult?”

“It’s difficult, why isn’t it difficult!” Lucifer said depressedly: “Think about it, we went to the casino, I went to the prodigal son, not to the prodigal son. I’m making money. I’m not going for good things, but who can control luck in the casino? I’m reluctant to just give up if I get good cards. I want to win without any reason at all! But it’s about losing money. You said you can’t win money with good cards, so what’s wrong with that? It would be better if you were really unlucky, but obviously, my luck seems to be pretty good today… So, it’s suffering!”

Ling Xiaoyi: “囧…”

She understood what Lucifer said. In fact, I don’t blame him, this casino. As long as it’s fair. There must be luck, and it is impossible to lose from the beginning to the end. If you say you lose with bad cards, you lose, but you still have to lose with good cards, especially when you have better cards than others. It is definitely a kind of torture. Anyone who has gambled money knows what it feels like.

This is like fighting landlords. You have a big dragon, four doubles and two kings, but in order to lose money, you have to sell out one by one. That’s so awesome that it can stifle people to death. Don’t you believe you try it?

“But, if you don’t want this prodigal son to help the young master lose his family,” Ling Xiaoyi said hesitantly: “What about the young master?”

Li Yang also urged from the side: “Yes, pick up girls, for the sake of the young master, Just bear with it, you are the most suitable among us, and no one else can get along with you.”

“Is there really no one else?” Lucifer said with a sad face: “I am not smart enough to be a prodigal. , or it’s a bit too much and unnecessary, anyway, my mind is very messed up, I’m afraid that if I continue to work, my IQ will become negative…”

“It’s better to become negative than to be in danger, young master, right?” Ling Xiaoyi also said. Helpless: “Otherwise, if you look at us people, others are really unsuitable. Li Yang has been with the young master the longest, and he was originally a good candidate, but we are just cowards. Even if we are approved for gold equipment, we are not like the emperor. And we have no problem charging at the front. We do it ourselves. If we don’t have Young Master’s ability, what will happen if something goes wrong?”

Actually, this is not because she was belittling Li Yang. The point is that Li Yang is such a loser. Usually, Young Master Hong’s starting point is entirely the same. Dali, if he calls himself the prodigal son, he won’t be able to say that he will have much fun.

“I always feel weak all over.” Lucifer was super depressed: “Forget it, let’s go next time. I’ll work hard for the young master! I won’t go with my brains next time. This should be fine. “That’s the best.

“

Li Yang patted his chest in fear: “I really need to thank you, pick-up guy. Oh, it’s really not a human job to think about losing a good hand on purpose…” …”

Lucifer became even more depressed…

In fact, when it comes to prodigal money, besides casinos, there are still many other things that can be done. But the problem is that now that Hong Dali is not here, and without the backbone, they can’t do many things.

For example, if you want to lose money, you have to have someone deliver the money-losing property to your door, right? But apart from Hong Dali, no one else has this characteristic. What else do you want to buy? – Buying something useful is not a waste, but buying something useless is what you want to buy? There is no shortage of anything…

so everyone is quite depressed at this time.

It seems that not everyone can be a prodigal son!

“Forget it, forget it,” everyone thought for a long time, and finally Lucifer had to rush into battle: “I will lose money first. This is simple and straightforward. Other ways of losing money are not as imaginative as the young master. I just want to If you don’t think about it, it won’t have the same effect as the young master, so I won’t think about it at all. I’ll try to get rid of it in the next few days.”

So in the next two days, Lucifer became even more depressed…

Now when he enters the casino, people in the VIP room will say: “Hey, are you losing money again? It’s amazing. You deserve to be from a big family. This realm is different!” Or else: “Everyone, pay attention. , The guy who came here specifically to lose money is here again. This opportunity is not easy to come by. Everyone, hurry up!” “Yes, the big loser is here again. He wants revenge and complains – he is short of money! “There is also this: “That big loser who specializes in losing money is here again, quickly form a group, trick him without explaining!” “Yes, yes, it’s useless if you don’t cheat!”

Lucifer was also among the top three in the Holy Grail before. Fierce man, when will you be able to bear this?

He could hardly lift his head, and even Li Yang beside him couldn’t stand it anymore. He whispered to the other losers: “Hey, look at how much the pick-up man has paid for the young master? Wait until the young master comes back. , You have to say something nice to the guy trying to pick up girls!”

The other losers nodded: “Yes, yes!”

Just like that, for two days, Lucifer gritted his teeth and lost his mind. He finally wanted to live and die. I lost more than three million Galaxy coins, so everything went smoothly.

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On the other side of the earth, Hong Dali looked at the attribute points that were increasing little by little with a smile on his face, and nodded with satisfaction: “It’s not bad, it’s not bad, I’m finally on the right track. Oh my, it’s not easy. With this With more than 30 attribute points, plus the original ones, I estimate that I can still hold on for another seven or eight days. Not bad, not bad, hahahahahaha!

Nearly ten days have passed, and the first week has passed! , one health point is lost every hour, which is one hundred and forty-four points. For the next twenty-three days, from the 144th to the 720th hour, the health value will be reduced by one point every two hours.

Now the first one hundred and forty-four hours have passed, and more than four days have passed since then, and a total of more than two hundred health points have been consumed.

Hong Dali’s basic health points were one hundred and ten, and then an extra two hundred and twenty were inexplicably saved his life. After deducting those and adding those of the past few days, there were still eighty-six additional attributes left. point. As a result, it was about to run out again, and I gained more than thirty attribute points. This time, it could last for almost ten days! Wa hahaha! Not bad!

“Come on, loser!” Hong Dali exclaimed excitedly and said, “As long as I lose more than ten million more, I can support myself until I can regain my freedom!”

Hong Dali was in a good mood, and he was always with him. His Tang Muxin asked curiously: “Dali, what are you doing? Are you so happy? Is it a good thing? Tell me?”

“A good thing, definitely a good thing!” Hong Dali rolled his eyes. He couldn’t talk about the system, so he quickly changed He gave an explanation: “I feel that my whole body has recovered a lot. It seems that the problem is not big anymore, haha!”

“Really?!” After hearing Hong Dali say that the problem is not big, Tang Muxin suddenly said happily: “You’re okay? Just fine! Just fine if you’re fine!”

As she spoke, her tears suddenly fell and she wiped them away, saying: “Just fine if you’re fine, hehe…”

…

On the other side, above Hongguang Star.

Yin Tian Zongfeng Wuhen, Jiang Qianxue and others landed on a plain with green grass. When the mothership stopped, they flew down in a small spaceship.

The length of the mothership they were traveling on was about two kilometers, all in order to take as few irrelevant people as possible. After all, people talk a lot, and the occurrence of the Golden Emperor Gu on the earth must not be leaked, otherwise there is no telling what consequences it will have.

So once they land at this time, the target is quite small, and the soldiers are happy and relaxed, working for the galactic nobles. Apart from anything else, as long as they can win the battle, the benefits are definitely indispensable, so every one of them is in a good mood.

This plain has beautiful scenery, green grassland, and green river. Some small animals graze and walk here leisurely and happily.

It’s just that the moods of Jiang Qianxue and the other three are a bit complicated.

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Continue to ask for a double monthly ticket! (To be continued~^~)