Blue and White Society - Chapter 469

[Chapter 459 The Alien Laughed To Death]

? Newtonian mechanics, in fact, is only suitable for the classical universe. It is not necessarily true that everything follows the three laws.

But at least, at the current stage, it is still a classic law, and it is still used in many places.

However, in front of aliens, these may be very ridiculous.

You can tell just by looking at the appearance of aliens, they are

almost crazy from laughing…

“Is our scientific theory a joke?

”

The taste can be imagined carefully, which is understandable.

They are 100,000 years behind in knowledge, not to mention 100,000 years, the cognition of thousands of years ago is ridiculous now.

From the perspective of aliens, the earthlings solemnly put the “laws” in the data in the form of axioms and presented them to her. This is exactly like presenting a collection of jokes.

“But you can’t laugh like this.” A physicist said secretly.

“Because of cultural differences, modern people may not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories of the ancients, but they have known it for a long time. After all, they are in the same line, so they have expectations in their hearts.”

A sociologist whispered: ” But aliens are different. Think about it. If you have heard a similar joke, it won’t be so funny. But aliens don’t know how people on earth know the world, and they don’t have psychological expectations. Suddenly seeing our A scientific theory is like a person who has watched too many jokes and suddenly hears a certain ‘brain-opening’ joke.”

Under the circumstances of huge biological and cultural differences, the jokes are naturally very different.

Some really everyday jokes on Earth where the aliens wouldn’t react at all because everyday life is different.

For example, some stalks that laugh at physiology, aliens have different physiological structures, so naturally I don’t feel it.

But science is different, it is an objective observation and summary.

Some physical movement phenomena exist on the earth, and they also exist in extraterrestrials.

So even if the theory is wrong or inaccurate, aliens can understand it and know what these laws are saying.

In the case of understanding what these laws are saying, and having a corresponding sense of resonance, it can be concluded that if people on the earth and aliens have a “common language”,

it must be a scientific language, a mathematical language.

Because the two bypass cultural differences.

In terms of mechanics, the black ball civilization must have made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive deviations.

This is the limitation of the times, but the black ball civilization’s misunderstanding of science back then may not be at the same point as the current earth.

So the “physics jokes” on the earth, in the eyes of aliens, may be very ingenious…

“It’s not that the aliens have a low laugh, maybe she has a high laugh in their own civilization.”

” But under various factors, the scientific theory of the earth just hit the G-spot of the aliens.” The

advisory group quickly figured out the situation.

What are they for?

They are responsible for analyzing the behavior of aliens and giving suggestions.

Whenever aliens make any behavior, they have to rack their brains to understand the deep meaning behind it and provide convenience for diplomatic work.

The alien in front of him laughed like a dog when he saw Newtonian mechanics. This is not a trivial matter, and the representatives of various countries attach great importance to it!

And the reason behind this is not difficult to imagine.

It is not difficult for an alien to understand their scientific laws when their technology and culture are very different.

And what was the tone they just set not long ago?

It is just trying to make the aliens happy.

Unexpectedly, the aliens don’t understand the art of the earth, and they are expressionless when watching the comedies on the earth, but the Newtonian mechanics actually hits the point of laughter.

“She has such a weird smile…”

“But it’s easy to handle with a smile!”

In order to show the beauty of the earth, they prepared a lot of artists, including comedy performers, just to coax aliens of.

Later, it was discovered that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so they gave up this plan to directly make people laugh.

But now, this plan is going to be implemented again, but without those comedians, let’s go scientists!

Science is the most classic and truly enduring comedy theme in the universe!

Earth talk show master, in the field of theoretical physics!

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“Each planet orbits the sun in its own elliptical orbit, and the sun is at one focus of the ellipse…”

“What? Say that again?”

“Each planet…”

“Hahahaha! …Drive…”

“Kepler…”

“Hahaha, that Kepler is a genius!”

“…”

Watching the aliens amused by Kepler’s three laws of planetary motion, he spread the poor elements , the theoretical physics community is in pain and happiness.

Telling the laws of classical physics is a comedy performance in front of aliens.

Newtonian mechanics is just a joke, and Kepler’s planetary motion is three big jokes.

Of course, not everything is a joke, like thermodynamics, the aliens just smiled lightly.

Mathematical theorems, on the other hand, do not touch the jokes of aliens at all.

Through continuous observation and summary, everyone found that it is normal for mathematics not to touch the jokes. Mathematics is a rigorous basic tool and has nothing to do with observation accuracy and technical limitations, so it is useless at best, and there will be no mistakes, let alone what’s so funny.

As for the very few laws of thermodynamics that have not been laughed at, it means that either the joke is old-fashioned, and the black ball civilization has made similar mistakes, or… it is fundamentally right.

“That piece of black metal should be a cutting-edge material of modern civilization, and it itself violates thermodynamics.”

“Yeah, I thought thermodynamics would be the worst laugh. I have observed that piece of black metal for a long time, and it seems All particles are stagnant, no, it feels like they are not composed of particles at all, but an indivisible piece of Planck’s limit matter, which has been magnified to the macroscopic level…”

“Tsk, we think so, it just shows that the technological gap is too big It’s too big.”

Several scientists were chatting, and the representative of Canada urged: “Stop talking! Who is going to play? You, Dr. Galio, go up and say something.”

“…” Dr. Galio went up dumbfounded .

He was a theoretical physicist, and now the state asked him to tell jokes to aliens.

After thinking about it, he didn’t say a law, but a conjecture.

“The method of measuring the mass of neutrinos is…”

Galio started a long speech in front of the aliens, and even took out his design drawings from the laboratory.

Everyone was stunned, because he was talking about a difficult problem he was working on: how to measure the mass of neutrinos?

In this regard, he actually gave a plan that felt very reasonable.

A complete set of physical models has been constructed. In theory, his method is feasible. As long as a qualified precision analyzer is made in this direction, the mass of neutrinos can be measured.

“Hahahaha!” Sister You laughed excitedly after hearing it a few times, and snatched the blueprint and Galio’s original design.

These materials, combined to build a complex model, is a cutting-edge theory.

“Write it down!” Canaan frantically recorded at Lanbai Club, very excited.

Yes, this is a set of unproven theoretical conjectures that cannot be proven because engineering has not yet reached the standard.

However, this is what Canaan wants, because on their side, let alone a feasible solution for measuring the mass of neutrinos, even whether neutrinos have mass is still being proved!

This side is frantically copying the answers, and over there Sister You is frantically laughing.

“What is this…hahaha…” Sister You smiled while grabbing the information.

The other end of the Blue and White Society: “Fuck! Their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours, and this configuration is simply amazing!”

“Hahaha… What do you think? Earth scientists… Hahaha! It’s so funny !” Sister You shook her head and said.

The other end of the Blue and White Society: “My God, what do you think? It provides an important new idea for measuring the mass of neutrinos! Before this, we were completely blank in this field!”

Dr. Galio looked at Lechenggou The alien smiled bitterly.

This is his whole life’s painstaking effort. Although everything is based on theory and is just an unproven solution, it is also the only theoretically feasible solution that humans can come up with.

Unexpectedly, in the eyes of aliens, it was so ridiculous.

Seeing this, Sister You smiled and said, “I really want to see you make things and actually measure the data. Work hard, and then you must come up with more interesting solutions… Hahaha!”

Galio Some wondered: “Is it right or wrong?”

“We have never thought of this plan. The idea is too clear…hahaha! This is too troublesome…too funny, but if I insist on using this method to test, it can be tested, and you don’t For sure…hahaha.” Sister You said with a smile.

Galio understands, he understands!

There are actually many methods, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

com His method is theoretically possible, but it may not be possible to realize it with the technology of the people on earth.

The same theory can be measured by aliens according to this method, which is the gap in actual productivity.

And why is it so ridiculous?

Just trouble.

Technology is constantly becoming more convenient. It is definitely impossible to say that his solution is the most perfect measurement solution.

Aliens must have something more perfect, so I think his theory is very funny.

What does this amount to?

It’s as if the mass of the earth can be calculated through a formula, but it is necessary to design a super large scale to weigh the earth piece by piece, and then feel distressed: alas, engineering technology is not enough to make such a powerful scale .

The brain hole is so strange that the alien laughed to death.

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