Blue and White Society - Chapter 470
[Chapter 460]
? Galio walked away as if he had realized something. Before leaving, Sister You gave him a kilogram of poor elements!
sent!
Everyone was in an uproar, the previous ones didn’t even add up to one kilogram!
The representatives of various countries couldn’t sit still for a while, and frantically asked their scientists to come up with the latest theories.
“Our cutting-edge theories seem to be funnier?”
“Quick! Let’s guess!”
Before they saw aliens making fun of Newton, they thought those ancient and classic laws were funnier.
Now it doesn’t seem to be the case. People’s jokes are not only about mistakes. Sometimes, the methods of people on earth are too bloated, or they take too many detours, and the detours are very strange.
This kind of detour, if the detour can be called a brain hole, it will be more funny!
Sister You stuffed one kilogram of poor elements to Galio and said, “Be sure to make that measuring instrument! The poor element materials can help you, I really want to see you make it hard, and then use that machine to measure medium and small It looks like sub-mass, hahahaha!”
Seeing that aliens sprinkled a kilogram of poor elements for this reason, what do you not understand?
The way aliens are doing now is like a scientist waiting to see others try to build a large-scale earth.
Giving poor elements is an investment, but it is just investing in a palace-level comic project!
But this is a funny project for aliens, but what about earthlings?
It’s not funny!
Because the road has to be walked step by step, simplifying complexity, making a technology more and more efficient is a slow process.
As long as we continue to optimize, one day, the technology will be more mature and simpler.
In short, we must first be able to do it, from nothing to something.
It’s over if the aliens are happy, and the earth doesn’t care about being laughed at, it’s over if they get benefits!
Now that aliens are “spending huge sums of money” to encourage it because they are funny, countries have nothing to think about, and quickly bring out those cutting-edge theories that cannot be realized, and unproved technical configurations.
Among them,
there are more than a dozen alloy structures designed for poor elements.
“Hahaha! Is this a subatomic grenade concentrator?” Sister You laughed while holding an advanced theoretical document.
“Hey hey, yes!” A cosmic ray expert smirked.
“Do you know what you’re talking about? Say it again and I’ll listen!”
The expert licked his lips and said expectantly: “This is our earth, the most advanced design and configuration of subatomic grenade concentrator… used here …”
After the eloquent explanation was repeated, Sister You couldn’t stop laughing.
At the same time, the Lanbai club was frantically recording: “Good stuff! Good stuff!”
Sister You looked at the alloy structure that she had just designed within a few hours of getting the poor elements, shook her head and smiled and said, “That’s what you guys do. Do you use poor elements?” On the
other end, the Lanbai Club frantically copied: “Fuck, how can you use poor elements like this?”
“This is your latest theoretical model of microwave detectors? Pfft… It’s really thanks to you for thinking.” !” Sister You laughed.
On the other end, the Blue and White Club frantically copied: “Unbelievable, this design is formidable! It’s at least eighty years ahead of us!”
“What the hell…” Sister You threw away a bunch of documents.
The Lanbai Society has already filed it: “These are designs that have never been thought of…”
Watching the front line keep laughing at other people’s rubbish, the rear is frantically copying the design.
Mo Poor said with emotion: “As expected of you, Lord Gou, it’s still you who are showing off.”
Lord Gou smoked a cigarette and said, “Fudge, in the case of unequal information, the smarter the person, the better the fool, it’s just a trick , too much praise.”
Mo Poor said speechlessly: “This is a small trick, what is the big trick?”
Lord Gou said: “If it weren’t for Canaan being too cautious and not allowing it, to be honest… just let me go, and I don’t have to pay a piece of poor element. Just selling galaxies with lip service can steal their technology.”
Mo Poor grinned and said, “You are too ruthless!”
Selling galaxies with lip service is also used, not just using the sovereignty of the solar system over there before, In exchange for the other party’s frantic fawning?
This idea is also from Lord Gou, because of the plight of being raised by aliens, the other party really hopes to have room for development.
With this kind of mentality, you can definitely get benefits in exchange for a few galaxies with a little lip service.
However, this plan was rejected by Canaan in the end. The reason is naturally that it is not good for the white wolf to be so empty-handed all the time. The Sirius star area is a private territory. Stuff, make it look like an alien scammer.
If you make too much, the other party will always pay, and mistakes will occur.
Compared with the ethereal benefits of the galaxy, the poor elements are real benefits, and the benefits they get are enough to give the opponent a huge impact, making them please as if they were out of their wits.
The enthusiastic comedy performance of the scientific community continued into the evening.
The seniority of the advisory group is on the floor, and now it is the turn of a young astrophysicist.
“What? 67.80±0.7 km/s/Mpc?”
Sister You smiled as if no one was watching, and asked the astrophysicist to say it again.
The astronomer laughed and said, “This is indeed our Hubble constant…”
“Constant? Constant? Hahahahaha…”
Sister You laughed, pointed at the professor trembling, and said, “Quick, let me see you… …hehehe…how did you prove it…quickly figure it out…hahaha!”
The Hubble constant here is different from that of Lanbai Society, so it is natural to ask it to check and calculate once.
So that day, astronomers brought aliens to Tiannuo Observatory, and calculated it again through the observation data of the New Planck satellite.
The calculation process is very serious, but the representatives of various countries can see that the aliens stand in front of the computer, watching the calculation process of the experts, trembling all over, their expressions collapsed, they have already laughed silently, and it is very hard.
The researcher at the Blue and White Society said: “This is a brand-new calculation method. Isn’t it a problem of equipment accuracy?”
“Of course not. There are extremely sophisticated microwave satellites on the opposite side. It’s a partial course, and the resolution of microwaves is still a little bit worse. This is a problem with the computer, but it is much more accurate than ours.” Dean Canan said.
“Eh? Didn’t they have an optical quantum computer before? Why is microwave analysis a little bit worse?” the researcher asked.
“What you just said is just a theory. The computer engineering is missing one of the most precise parts, unless…” Canaan said, lost in thought.
On the other end, the advisory group was also chatting.
“Isn’t our Hubble constant not accurate enough?”
“Oh, it’s no wonder that the aliens are making jokes. We have actually been revising the calculation of the Hubble constant.” An expert sighed.
“The results of various calculation methods have not been unified until now, so there is still a threshold difference of 0.7.”
The value calculated by Hubble back then was as high as 500, so that when calculating the age of the universe, it was only Two billion years…was sprayed into a dog by geologists: I find a rock that is older than the age of the universe!
Hubble once doubted life because of this, and spent decades improving accuracy.
Later, it was continuously revised. With the observation accuracy brought by technology and the improvement of computers, it has now been calculated to 67.8.
This is already a big joke in the earth academic circles.
“Constant…haha, what do you think?” Sister You wiped away her tears.
The astronomer couldn’t help laughing that day, because in his eyes, after the launch of the new detection satellite, the microwave data reached the most perfect accuracy, and this constant should be infinitely close to reality.
He stood up seriously and expectantly and asked, “Then what is the Hubble constant?”
Sister You shook her head and stretched out a palm.
“???” The scientists were lost in thought.
“Fifty-five?”
“Impossible, how could it be such a perfect number, it should mean that they also have a threshold difference of plus or minus 0.5.”
“Uh, everyone, maybe she just expressed that she didn’t want to say…” The
scientists were anxious again And helpless, they are too eager to get an answer, but the aliens don’t want to say, and they can’t help it.
However, seeing her happy, the representatives of various countries took the opportunity to insinuate the poor elements.
In this regard, Sister You smiled and threw a poor stone, and immediately countless researchers rushed up like crazy to snatch it away.
However, the scientist still asked: “Please, tell me the Hubble constant. There can be no problem with our calculation method. This value is already the most accurate!”
Seeing this, Miss You frowned slightly.
The representatives of various countries were startled and hurriedly wanted the astronomer to step down.
Sister You stopped her and said: “A civilization that only knows how to ask for technology is really unlovable. You should figure it out by yourself.”
“You have complete cosmic microwave data. Although your optical quantum computer design is ridiculous, but Calculating this constant is still very simple.”
The astronomer said in a low voice: “You have also seen the design of the optical quantum computer before. Our engineering is missing the most important link, the optical quantum light pole tube. Without it, it cannot operate at all. That thing cannot be made by poor elements. We It’s completely poor in engineering technology.”
Sister You stared at the astronomer and fell silent.
The representatives of various countries panicked all of a sudden, but UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com didn’t know that she was having a heated discussion with Mo Qiong and others.
“Not good, aliens hate hands-on parties very much.”
“We also confirmed before that she doesn’t like turning things into transactions, she only wants to give alms.”
“Hurry up and take this person away, and hurry up to prepare dinner !”
Immediately, someone came in and took the astronomer away, and the man was dejected by this.
However, when he was dragged to the door, the aliens suddenly threw something.
“Bada…”
It was a small gear, which seemed to be made of ordinary iron.
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